Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Reddit's at it again.

One user thinks Mark Cunty is definitely Ellen or a friend. They cite the excessive use of RETARDED. Does Ellen have any friends? PenPals doesn't seem to like her. I could see her son doing it in a misguided attempt to defend her. I don't know who else would dedicate their time to a dumb LARP.
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She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.

 

[WonderWino]

Reddit's at it again.
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One user thinks Mark Cunty is definitely Ellen or a friend. They cite the excessive use of RETARDED. Does Ellen have any friends? PenPals doesn't seem to like her. I could see her son doing it in a misguided attempt to defend her. I don't know who else would dedicate their time to a dumb LARP.
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She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.

The same ellen who reee'd over provable accusations of her using bots to upvote her posts now admits to 'having friends' who 'creates bots'

Funny thing that

That said, what the fuck is she even saying here? That shes having people use bots to review what chats exactly? Posting histories? Why wouldn't you just read them yourself? She's clearly implying these supposed people are either some kind of violent extremists or pedos with the hard drive comment. She's getting dangerously close to publicly admitting to arranging for third parties to create bots for the specific purpose of stalking and harassing people she doesn't like. Something she can get into legal trouble for doing in canada

What exactly is she planning to do with this information? She absolutely cannot take it to the cops, as the moment they find out shes doing this shit and how she got it she'd going to get told to stfu and stop doing this shit before they're forced to make a legal matter out of it

Her looney behavior and doubling down to fuck with people is going to land her in some legal problems sooner or later. At the very least some kind of restraining order. I'm sure that'll look real good on her - a nutty narcissistic housewife who does porn in the same places she brings her kids and lives with them, who posts shit about them next to said porn and who goes off on batshit crusades to the point people have to get restraining orders against her to stop harassing them. Great way to get social services knocking on your door, especially in nova scotia. and if she really is getting any of her kids directly involved in her crazy online shit trying to stalk people thats not going to end well for her

and if course if shes stupid enough for it to get to that point she'll learn absolutely nothing, play victim and try to reee about it on reddit

 

[The Great Citracett]

She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.

The Disney adults and other adult-child tards can't express thoughts or ideas outside the context of children's media. They can't discuss politics without relating it to cartoons.

One of their favorites is insisting that Trump is Scar and his supporters are hyenas. Every five minutes they come up with a new reason his voters are "totally going to turn on him this time" and it never happens. Then they're on to the next cartoon villain comparison.

It's just more "orange man bad" from a womanchild.

 

[Fats McGee]

Every five minutes they come up with a new reason his voters are "totally going to turn on him this time" and it never happens.

I'm curious to see how it plays out. I know a few Trump supporters personally, and this Epstein cover-up is the first time I've well and truly seen their confidence waver. But who knows, I'd probably still bet on "Nothing ever happens."

 

[AnOminous]

Trump has basically given up this issue even to tards like Ellen Woodbury. Suddenly he's going "Epstein? Epstein who? I've never heard of that guy!"

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Actually what the fuck is she even talking about. Once again Canadians showing they don't understand anything that happens in America.

For a woman who supposedly hates the evil orange man, she sure likes to draw him a lot...

 

[AnOminous]

Actually what the fuck is she even talking about. Once again Canadians showing they don't understand anything that happens in America.

This is why no Americans should take anything Canadians say seriously. Just shut the fuck up. You're Canadian. Your opinions are worthless, but more importantly, you are Canadian, therefore, you are weak beyond belief, so your opinions mean NOTHING, because YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?


I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Maybe this is what happened to Ellen. Also feels like cope coming from someone with her mighty, dignified career as a wife and porn star.

Small correction for Ellen since I know she reads the thread: The third panel should say "scholarship," not "student loan." Any retard can get a loan; getting scholarships can be difficult, unless of course you're on fentanyl and have no intention of going to college anyway. Also you're a nigger and I'm laughing really hard right now because if you ever type that word you will get prison for life courtesy of your fake and gay excuse for a country. I can type it as many times as I want and nobody cares.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?

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I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)

What a weird fantasy scenario she’s cooked up. In what world do rich parents not send their kids to college? Is she not familiar with the trope of rich snobs attending Ivy League schools?

 

[Tingle]

What a weird fantasy scenario she’s cooked up. In what world do rich parents not send their kids to college? Is she not familiar with the trope of rich snobs attending Ivy League schools?

Well you see what she's trying to say is that rich people don't give their kids a free ride, which is... bad? But then they won't get a loan financial aid since their family is high income so they'll have to get a job to support themselves which is... uh... But women are stupid and sell their bodies for money which is shameful even though Ellen does the same and thinks sex work is work... So, uh.

She's trying to say she's retarded, is what that comic is getting at. That's probably the message.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Repost....

Ok but why. We know you hate cheeto man. This appears to be original and new art. What's the joke? That he's irresponsible?

I hate it when she does political stuff because it derails the thread.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Ok but why. We know you hate cheeto man. This appears to be original and new art. What's the joke? That he's irresponsible?

People have been blaming him for a bunch of shit that went on with the flood that happened in Texas. But the thing is, I heard that rescue operations were working damn hard to help the survivors. Better than FEMA ever did for the Hurricane Helene victims. Though I guess I can give Ellen props for not directly shitting on dozens of dead children for political clout like a lot of libtards, including Destiny.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?

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I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)

It says alot about her stupidity and mentality that in her bizarre scenario here, the woman immediately goes from being rejected for a loan to working as a stripper, as opposed to getting a normal job like almost everybody does in that situation. She jumps to whoring because shes a moron an a whore herself and assumes that cause shes a whore that every other woman would immediately jump to doing the same skeevy shit that she would. She doesn't understand she's not normal at all and that most women aren't skanks looking for a reason to whore themselves out like she does

She really told on herself with that one. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if when her daughter is old enough for college, she refuses to help pay for it and not so subtly pushes her toward being a stripper or doing OF as well to pay for it. Shes the exact type loon that does that sort of thing

 

[Señora Airi]

It says alot about her stupidity and mentality that in her bizarre scenario here, the woman immediately goes from being rejected for a loan to working as a stripper, as opposed to getting a normal job like almost everybody does in that situation.

PLing a bit, but both my exes would regularly joke about becoming strippers to afford college and make money. So I'm just assuming this is a usual AWFL "joke" they like to say

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I'm not sure what to call this. Period sperging?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

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There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I'm not sure what to call this. Period sperging?

Generally speaking, if you know you are liable to shit yourself for whatever reason, you bring spare underpants and don't expect the world to give you a new pair of briefs. Is it really that much of an ask for women to bring their own tampons, especially when they have a socially-acceptable way to carry a lot of stuff on them at once?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Un

Generally speaking, if you know you are liable to shit yourself for whatever reason, you bring spare underpants and don't expect the world to give you a new pair of briefs. Is it really that much of an ask for women to bring their own tampons, especially when they have a socially-acceptable way to carry a lot of stuff on them at once?

Unironically the reason for purses lol. If you use it or give it to a friend you have to remember to restock. If you're at a fancy party this is more likely to happen because your bag will be at the front with the coats. Do you want to go all the way to the front when you could be showing everyone a period stain? Nope.

Periods can randomly strike and it sucks.

I'm not sure why she talked about this. Men often get grossed out by periods and they're the ones on her Patreon.

 

[Señora Airi]

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There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I'm not sure what to call this. Period sperging?

Who is getting their period in elementary school?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Who is getting their period in elementary school?

Little niglets who only eat McDonald’s and KFC because their nigger parents are too lazy to cook.