Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Andy seems like the type to ask for a french fry Mcflurry at mcdonalds.
No oreos or anything, just blend the fries directly into the ice cream for him.
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This ain't the KingCobraJFS thread. We cover Squatches here, not Boglims. I don't wanna even know what an Andy food hack would look like.
 
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Governor Rocknar said:
I've actually seen more Great Value Peanut Butter and on one video on The Baby Andy Archive, 14 loaves of GV White Bread that are in various states of consumption. It's amazing he eats it all so fast the bread doesn't have time to grow mold.
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Do you think Andy poops himself all the time because he only affords himself the ability to make peanut butter and bread slices while grooming children on Fortnite?
 
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Can you imagine having to be around someone like Andy all day? I have several people in my life who live with chronic illness and medical issues and what stands out in comparison to Andy is I never hear them talk about it. They don't just sit and whine on and on for hours about their "Keeer, I need that keeeeeer" and on into full detail about their medical issues. Talking about nothing but their medications and healthcare nonstop 24/7 every fucking day. Not to mention they like being able to do as much as possible for themselves unlike Andy who probably resents being expected to breath without help. He's as annoying as those activists queers who spend every waking moment waving rainbow flags and talking about whatever gender they are this week. Same mentality basically. Just a fucking weirdo who's whole personality is his fetish. There's nothing more to him. That's all he talks about. That and an in depth knowledge of the legal system which is very interesting for someone who insists he can't even turn on a microwave without help.
 
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Governor Rocknar said:
I've actually seen more Great Value Peanut Butter and on one video on The Baby Andy Archive, 14 loaves of GV White Bread that are in various states of consumption. It's amazing he eats it all so fast the bread doesn't have time to grow mold.
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one of the few things andy pretends he can make is PB&J's, which as anyone can tell you is just oil and sugar without any real fruit or nutrition. Considering how supremely fat Andy is, the rotund lummox has to have at least 6 of those a day.

We've also seen he likes frozen nuggies, whole meat lovers pizzas, and anything in a greasy brown paper bag. He likely throws fits at the homes so he can binge on the contents of the communal fridge like a hog at the trough.
 
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Armor of God said:
According to the sub-reddit he's apparently playing Fortnite with children and may very well be in Nicole's house. If this is at all true then I don't even know what the fuck to say anymore...the idea that Andy is anywhere near small kids is horrifying.
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horrifying if true, and I hope it isn't.
If it is, I hope andy records himself diddling the kid so we can shotgun the video at the cops until they actually do something about him.
no retard skit's gonna help andy in prison.
 
anliteralidiot said:
he's not that retarded, but I think he would talk about it in a generalized manner.
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yeah, andy likely wouldn't do it, but andy loves attention and grossing people out.
he'd likely loudly announce that he diddled a kid and we have no evidence of it, like how he claims he never poisoned his family and giggles about joe's breaks failing.
 
JumpingJackFash said:
Can you imagine having to be around someone like Andy all day? I have several people in my life who live with chronic illness and medical issues and what stands out in comparison to Andy is I never hear them talk about it. They don't just sit and whine on and on for hours about their "Keeer, I need that keeeeeer" and on into full detail about their medical issues. Talking about nothing but their medications and healthcare nonstop 24/7 every fucking day. Not to mention they like being able to do as much as possible for themselves unlike Andy who probably resents being expected to breath without help. He's as annoying as those activists queers who spend every waking moment waving rainbow flags and talking about whatever gender they are this week. Same mentality basically. Just a fucking weirdo whose whole personality is his fetish. There's nothing more to him. That's all he talks about. That and an in depth knowledge of the legal system which is very interesting for someone who insists he can't even turn on a microwave without help.
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It depends. The very old talk about very little else except their medications, ailments and various diagnosis. But that’s mostly with each other. And it’s mostly because that’s the only thing interesting they have to talk about.
 
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