DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HerrKlicks]

"Now guys...as you know my beloved husband *points to the ground* passed away and now I have to work TWO jobs to support our son and the other animals, so it would GREAT if we could hit that goal for DSK Tries It because I'm running out of snack pizzas. Sound good? Ok let's get back Windhelm and see what Ulfric wants us to do."

IDK, maybe it's the crayons kicking in but Skyrim streams with Lady ShadowRealm01 Katherine of house Burnell sound oddly hype and infinitely better than the borderline unwatchable streams DSP had before his disappearance.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The Pig is back

Didn't someone here predict that he'd do the KANG IZ BAAACK picture when he'd announce his return? What a predictable faggot

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

THE KING IS BACK!

Our benevolent ruler has blessed my dms and sent me the following message to share with all of you.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

THE KING IS BASS BABY

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Three outcomes I predict. Every option isn't a win.
-Honeymoon.
-Parental Visit
-Fuck you none of your business.

I don't feel like going into autistic detail but lets say leaving without saying a word with only $500~ in tips last marathon stream wouldn't last him a week unless he's secretly whale funded on off days. Last time he took a trip out of state was to visit the parents who paid for everything.


Fuck you none of your business could mean anything but after that recent Doody bullshit I can see Phil playin off that retarded fuckin' tweet.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Good, we're getting a retarded "I had to be deceitful" explanation.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

So, it was more than likely a nothing-burger. What a predictable faggot.

 

[Iron Father]

The sunflower did it, bless her. I miss most of her streams due to time zone differences, but she is very wholesome from what I have seen.

Fuck off back to your V-tube slop, faggot.

 

[Khet’s Personal Trainer]

If those wallets aren’t in the fully upright and open position tomorrow, so help me god!!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Don't worry guys, I'm donating $1800 tomorrow to get us caught up.

 

[CannedBacon]

The dents are gonna splurge their back load tomorrow. He'll definitely hit his goal before the pre stream is over. No lie the whole Internet was a better place the last 5 days without him

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

Here is your reply faggot

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Doody is a massive faggot who cannot bear Phil's few days off and resorts to this.

Doody is a fucking retard who reposts other people's videos, just so he can spam 10 videos a day. Doody is an obsessed retard. Who the fuck wants to watch hours of Phail content a day, even from detractor channels?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I CANT WAIT FOR A 90 MINUTE PRESTREAM WHERE MY BOY DANCES AROUND THE TOPIC AND WASTES ALL OF OUR TIME!

You just know we’re in for him reading chat seeing people ask where he’s been or what happened and we’re gonna get him making dumb sarcastic jokes like “what do you mean? Did something happen? Was there something out of the ordinary the last few days” followed by his embarrassing fake laugh at his own jokes

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I CANT WAIT FOR A 90 MINUTE PRESTREAM WHERE MY BOY DANCES AROUND THE TOPIC AND WASTES ALL OF OUR TIME!

You just know we’re in for him reading chat seeing people ask where he’s been or what happened and we’re gonna get him making dumb sarcastic jokes like “what do you mean? Did something happen? Was there something out of the ordinary the last few days” followed by his embarrassing fake laugh at his own jokes

Can't wait for him to spill the beans so dents will give him sympathy money, then later bitch that everybody's in his business.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

The Pig is back

Someone called that he was going to say "THE KING IS BACK" so naturally Phil took it from here since we know he reads here all the time.

Oh well, it was fun speculating but I guess it had to be nothing and we're back to regular. I don't know if I have the strength to even watch clips about how THE WHOLE INTERNET went crazy because he disappeared and how MILLIONS OF DETRACTORS KILLED THEMSELVES, which means that people making fun of him actually proves the world needs him and can't live without him.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

THE KING IS BASS BABY

 

[Moar Krabs]

Plottwist: The reason Phil is so cheerful is because his mom said in in her dying breath that he's getting everything even thou that's not really how it works I'm pretty sure you don't get access to your inheritance until both parents die or at least not all of it.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I CANT WAIT FOR A 90 MINUTE PRESTREAM WHERE MY BOY DANCES AROUND THE TOPIC AND WASTES ALL OF OUR TIME!

have you already submitted a community feature request for the penultimate comeback stream of any lolcow

 

[C4-621]

Fellas, I'm starting to think Kat ate Phil....
Edit: Oh I guess he's back. There goes the one time Kat mukbang spectacular where she devours Dave like Saturn eating his son.