DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ivan Daniloff]

Fuck you none of your business could mean anything but after that recent Doody bullshit I can see Phil playin off that retarded fuckin' tweet

He may try to hold off talking about that retarded picture to hide his obsession with detractors but it won’t last long.

We all know he’ll use that picture as evidence of his victimization monthly if not more through the end of the year.

Great job, doody. Neck.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Of course he's back, I was hoping he did a DSP tries it: rope and stool

I guess he'll go the "nothing happened last week" route into us learning about the truth a month from now when he lowers his guard.

Or he'll just go full "Phil Nye the science guy" and pretend it was another retarded experiment.

 

[Crooked 16th]

So he took a week off went to CT and then will act like he didn't classic Phil

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Plottwist: The reason Phil is so cheerful is because his mom said in in her dying breath that he's getting everything even thou that's not really how it works I'm pretty sure you don't get access to your inheritance until both parents die or at least not all of it.

Plot twist: Phil gets the inheritance, gets giddy and mocks everybody online, then blows the entire thing on WWE and DoorDash within months.

 

[myone]

Just a minor thought if he indeed went on a trip to visit the parents:

My guess is they originally begged him to come for Murica Day, but Phil didn't want to miss out on that sweet marathon money. So instead he bargained ("Mom, I'm a mahtoor adult with a business degree!") and compromised to visit them for a longer, after independence day.

 

[Choom]

Looking forward to Phil spending at least 45 minutes to explain what could easily be explained in 2-3 minutes. Assuming that he did indeed go to CT to visit his parents it could be summed up as:
"So I took a week off to visit my parents. They're getting up there in age and have health issues, so I wanted to see them while I still had a chance. Yes, this was planned months in advance. The "unforeseen circumstances" tweet was a Family Protectin' Lie*, because if I let everyone know about this ahead of time, those darn dirty detractors would have surely broken into my house."

Instead we'll get a fucking preamble on his history of growing up in CT, a feature length rant on his airport/flight experience in which he describes some minor inconveniences (that anyone going on a flight likely experiences) as if they're unimaginably terrible mishaps that could have been prevented if everyone but him wasn't a morahn, a detractor rant with with a segment dedicated to how "fucked in the head" Doody is for sharing those photos, which BTW he definitely didn't see on the Farms and only knows about because one of his dents told him, and much, much more.
Surely it will be one of the most fun 'n pahsitive podcasts ever, I can't wait!

Just to get this out of the way, I'll give Phil some extremely small bit of credit for finally visiting his parents, assuming this wasn't for a funeral. It's something he should have done long ago, but again assuming no one died, it's nice that he finally realized that going to visit the woman that coddled him and combed his hair every morning until he was 17 or whatever was more important than streaming for extra spending money for Hogans/DoorDash/Total Wine.

*Family Protectin' Lies are a copyright of Burnell Enterprises. All rights reserved.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The Pig is back

Didn’t someone earlier predict he’d use “return of the king”
What an unoriginal faggot. Go away Phil, nobody wants you here. We liked it when you were gone

 

[Guinan's hats]

Guys it's not going to be a secret honeymoon. DSP hates spending money on actually meaningful experiences, hates traveling, and especially fucking hates Kat Burnell.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Any last minute predictions before this fat faggot ruins the fun with a victory speech and meandering for an hour non-stop?

I was having a bit of a schizo theory before he returned and is thus (that's not what "thus" means Phil, you fucking illiterate moron, it's not a synonym of "this"):
What if Phil went to CT, got some money from Linda and THEN he went back to Renton but instead immediately blew that money on a staycation? Because I can already see Phil saying how he and Kat went on an unplanned staycation since he's been so stressed from playing videogames and drinking women drinks all day? Because by the tone he's using, he's almost guaranteed going to say how his time off was one that he can afford because he's so successful while detractors were wishing death on his family because they're jealous (using Phil semantics here). Seems like the more boring scenarios were what actually happened (don't you faggots dare to walk back to "yeah I knew it was a nothingburger all along" because I saw many of you change your mind and for good reason).

The reason I believe this is because Phil always hides something and lies about quite literally everything. In this case, I can picture Phil immediately blowing any money he may have gotten. I guess he'll slip at some point about what he did, but one thing is for sure and is that he's hiding something.

 

[BeffJezos]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

Gay faggot comes over to DSP thread to say that he doesn't find DSP entertaining. Congrats, nobody cares.

 

[Hard R]

he's not going to say anything about where he's been yet he will still somehow talk about it for at least an hour

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm going to say something knowing full well that I'm about to get hit with puzzle pieces and trash cans but I really don't give a shit when something "bad" happens to Phail or his crying about being a victim or the fact that the paypigs are gonna shower him with pity money. He makes shit up about being victimized all the time anyway so who gives a shit if it's "true" once, not to mention the money will be in Scopely's pockets before the day is out. The fact that the tard doody was behind the ops is even better, now I can laugh at both piggy and this absolute fucking retard who has been a blight the detractor community for years. Detractors are already on average a bunch of low-brow gormless knuckledragging faggots and the fact that doody makes all of them seem like Mensa candidates makes it so much funnier.

Not to mention, him and his buddies, which are people (using the term "people" loosely) like Wigger007 and KingSly, love to pretend that they're these OG hood niggers and mafia gangsters but if they were actual criminals they'd be like Drinkwater and Sean from the Sopranos. Doody said that the deliveryman was a "secret troll" which is the dumbest gorilla nigger thing he can say because there's a chance Phil oinks at some customer service pajeet and gets that driver fired. I don't think it's gonna happen but it may. If that driver actually isn't a secret troll, an innocent person loses their job, if he is, then I mean yeah he kinda deserves getting fired for being a retard but doody could've had an "in" with someone who sees the Snort Fort every once in a while. All he had to do is say that he bought something for a dollar and had it delivered to Phil's house but he doesn't want the responsibility of this act but he wants all the benefits from him. I guess he is kinda like a mafia boss, huh. Still, my point is that this is pretty much a big reason a lot of people hate doody besides him being a retard - he wants to present himself as this pillar of the detractor community that everyone should respect but he doesn't want to catch any shit from being a "personality" in a trolling community.

 

[Schmeckel]

Kat mukbang spectacular

That's just what Tyrone calls it when she gets a bit sweaty.

 

[neger psykolog]

Penultimate username list:

• @The Penultimate Warrior
• @Pandalee’s Tits (supple)
• @DarksydePhil's Tits 2
• @DerichLovesSSI
• @DSP's Tax Lawyer
• @DSP for president 2032
• @Punished Jenna
• @Punished Derich
• @Khet’s Personal Trainer

 

[Very Honest Content]

People say we're boring — look at the retards in the Bossman Jack thread. "He lost his money now he lost his money again omg he lost his money "

Same shit every day

Oh but Austin's reactions are supposedly funny. Because what this subforum really needs is Phil to punch Dave after failing at a Nintendo game for children for actual humor to be found, or something, I guess?

My supposition is another pet death, bunnies are often in bonded pairs, a leftover bonded pet will often go soon after their paired animal, so another dead bird/rabbit/mongoose/whatever-the-fuck.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Oh but Austin's reactions are supposedly funny. Because what this subforum really needs is Phil to punch Dave after failing at a Nintendo game for children for actual humor to be found, or something, I guess?

You are getting very thirsty, take a drink, pussy.

 

[RADRAD]

So I guess he's not gonna say where he's been oh well I kinda expected we were gonna be let down by him

Where he was is personal, and it's none of your fucking business.

But since you asked...

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Where he was is personal, and it's none of your fucking business.

But since you asked...

He made it his audience business the moment he started vague-posting about it.

If he just said "I'll be away this week due to private matter" he could have avoided that whole thing.

And when he'll dance around giving a clear explanation he'll make it even more his audience business....

Now thanks to Doody he'll feel justified saying "it's not your fucking business, snowkarl gwet fwucked"

 

[Ayynon69]

Classic DSP, completely incompetent when it comes to entertainment. He's been gone for longer than ever before and how does he come back? Fucking twitter post announcing that he will talk about it TOMORROW. That's it.
No attempt at generating hype or even one of his lame jokes. He's so lazy, he truly deserves being on level one.

Though to be fair, the brainless dicksuckers that give him money won't care. Dents give him money regardless. They probably don't even really perceive the passage of time, being much like bugs or moss. It is simply another stream with the guy!


Yay! Now I'm in the mood for some fun down on level one.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Whoa now we know why he bought those switch travel cases when he never travels

Its a business expense, lame brain. In six months, a dent will oay him $300 to pull it out of the closet.