Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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In response to this review, Jackie called Fatrick racist for leaving a stunnig and brave black author like her such a negative review, Fatrick tried to explain that this review was left by a troll but Jackie didn't believed him.
That's because a) Jackie is one crazy ass octoroon and b) instead of explaining the situation like a normal human being, Fat Rick unleashed an insane oinkstorm on her, making himself look guilty.
Now I’d see you as Jabba the Hutt instead of Ben Swolo or Kylo Ren, because you’re fat and greasy, and looking like Jabba more than Jar Jar Binks. Even Jar Jar is more likable than a disgusting slobbering pig like you.
Funny how virtually everyone thinks Epstein was murdered. Right wingers mostly think it was Hillary, left wingers mostly think it was Trump. Personally, I think it was Mossad. He was never going to be a useful asset again, they already had any kompromat he'd collected, and he was a huge risk of squealing.

Whoever did it knew there'd be so many suspects they'd never get caught.
 
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old's life: “In The Black” by Patrick Tomlinson, and “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand. One consists childish scribblings about unlikeable, unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world or engage in meaningful human interaction. The other, of course, asks, "Who is John Galt?"
 
That's because a) Jackie is one crazy ass octoroon and b) instead of explaining the situation like a normal human being, Fat Rick unleashed an insane oinkstorm on her, making himself look guilty.
us patposters are kind of like tornado watchers; so used to the fucking insanity that it becomes normal and we spend most our time arguing amongst ourselves if we need an EF6 or higher

EF obviously means extreme fatness
EFUUnknownNo fatness, fuck you
EF010-50 lbs overweightLight fatness
EF151-75 lbs overweightModerate fatness
EF276-100 lbs overweightConsiderable fatness
EF3101-135 lbs overweightSevere fatness
EF4136-165 lbs overweightDevastating fatness
EF6?165-200 lbs overweightIncredible fatness
EF7?200+ lbs overweightUnfathomable fatness

but normies on the Internet? They're like some city slicker who's never seen anything more severe than a light rain suddenly staring down the barrel of an EF4 - they're gonna shit themselves something fierce
 
Yes, I know, it's obvious to us, but she's clearly the kind of person who's been well groomed into the black grievance narrative, doesn't know much about the Internet and told trolls don't exist, so I don't really blame her for going full Mammy Two Shoes on Patrick. It's just another annoying instance of a site that discourages exactly this behaviour paying the tab for others who want to push the envelope.

She is extremely annoying and full of herself despite no actual accomplishments. I can see why Fatrick hates her. She is stealing his bit
I have never really found her funny though I do think that her belief that Pat is terrorising and stalking her is genuine. She is really cucking the content to be honest, Pat has made only a couple of thousand posts on twitter in the past couple of months since she appeared.

I wonder if she is worthy of a thread in the Prospering Grounds.
 
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Creepy fuck. Say 5 o’clock in the evening or 17PM, you retarded piggy. Oh wait, you’re Mama Raven’s privileged special boy; you know everything!
Uhhh... what? The joke is about the phrase "it's five o'clock somewhere", obviously usually meaning in the afternoon, but in this case 5 AM. It's actually a rare case of Rick being intentionally funny.

Nice job naming the oriental shorthair with your favorite Star Wars sequel trilogy actor, stupid. Nobody but your circles of capeshit and Star Wars shilling consoomer would actively consoom and praise on the hot garbage that is the sequel trilogy.

Now I’d see you as Jabba the Hutt instead of Ben Swolo or Kylo Ren, because you’re fat and greasy, and looking like Jabba more than Jar Jar Binks. Even Jar Jar is more likable than a disgusting slobbering pig like you.
The cat looks like Adam Driver.

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Jesus, you don't have to force yourself to hate EVERYTHING Rick says and squeeze some kind of rant out of it.
 
Now, as for the specific defamatory claims Brian makes in his newsletter, let's start at the beginning. Brian claims, sans any evidence, that if I cared, I would march or protest. Like the No Kings protests of June 14th, Brian? My wife and I marched that day, as we do for most every protest in the city. Here are just a few of the pictures we took on that occasion alone. If I cared, I would engage with my representatives. Like I do on a weekly basis, Brian? Calling them relentlessly and have for years, while also using my platform to encourage others to do the same, repeatedly? If I cared, I would write an op-ed. Like the dozens of op-eds I've penned for US News, The Hill, and even the NYT? Have you had multiple political op-eds published by the Times, Brian? If I cared, I would donate to political causes. Like we've done for years already, Brian?

So, I saw the post @Judge Holden gave us (thank you for posting in quotes instead of the zoomed in screenshots) and I was curious about Rick's line here about having "multiple op-eds published." I did a cursory search or two around here, and in the general search but didn't see much, so forgive me if these have already been posted or I am treading on seasoned Pat Posters already fine work.

I started digging around and lo and behold, Pat in fact does have multiple op-eds published by several different news outlets and sources online. Now according to Muck Rack Pat here has dozens of articles published going back ten years. His list of articles can be viewed here . In fact, he has a total of 49 articles published, a whopping 32 articles on The Hill, 3 articles on The New York Times, and a few on some odd sci-fi or publishing sites. I am honestly shocked manpig managed to be published literally almost 50 times, and on actually respected news sites (whether you respect journalists and news sites is a whole other matter, mind you).

As it is late where I am and as I doubt Titty Rick can ask The Hill to pull his articles due to it now being their intellectual property, I have not archived every single article (yet) that he has published, but what in the flying fuck was The Hill thinking in publishing his op-eds and why so many of them? Mind you, these are op-eds, basically anyone can write those these days and are essentially fluff pieces at this point and mostly have very little actual value in information or informed opinion. However, both of these news sites are well regarded, and one is even considered one of the finest news publishers in the US, how the fuck did Fatrick of all people get published there? I don't know if this speaks more to the decline of news publishers/sites or just the pigheadedness and tenacity of Pigtrick to get published, but either way, I am floored.

I will note Patrick's time as an op-ed darling with The Hill abruptly halts about 8 years ago never to return. My guess his ability to be so pugnacious ran him afoul of some editor or another, However, Fatrick's last respected publication, which was in The New York Times, was 5 years ago, the year this very thread was created on him. I have not checked the date on that article's publication, but either way, The New York Times published a bonafide lolcow's word on their once industry standard and 135 Pulitzer Prize winning website. We are truly living in the silliest timeline.

Anyways, here is the archive , I do see that it was archived 3 years ago, so my deepest apologies if this has been gone over by some veteran Pat Poster already, I'm just still shocked at how silly, gay, and stupid this timeline is.
 
It is true that her hair is extremely and intentionally nappy
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Needs to clean her shirt as well. I am willing to accept she has a pet and just needs one of those pet hair removers, but as she is black, it is most likely drugs.

I think she has forced that hairline as well, like those girls who wear super tight bobbles.
 
AG refused to give me a copy of the complaint Black Jackie submitted against Patrick Tomlinson. Sorry everyone.

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Why is Massachusetts so gay about privacy?
They could have just blacked out her address and other personal data.

Pat doesn't have the gumption to make a sock account, he's 100% as-is.
He did operate the Torque Wheeler account and website for like a year.
Although that was less about social media socking, and (I suspect) more a ploy to pose as a client for his wife's "SEO company" for tax / money laundering / PPP loan purposes.
 
That's because a) Jackie is one crazy ass octoroon and b) instead of explaining the situation like a normal human being, Fat Rick unleashed an insane oinkstorm on her, making himself look guilty.

Funny how virtually everyone thinks Epstein was murdered. Right wingers mostly think it was Hillary, left wingers mostly think it was Trump. Personally, I think it was Mossad. He was never going to be a useful asset again, they already had any kompromat he'd collected, and he was a huge risk of squealing.

Whoever did it knew there'd be so many suspects they'd never get caught.
he committed suicide because he knew he wasn't escaping what was found and would be used against him. even though there's no client list, there are still plenty of victims that were groomed for him by his bae Ghislaine Maxwell.
 
@Something Awful, my apologies for being way too serious, forceful and ranty over Patrick. Has to do with being an ESL nigger and being retardedly tired, so I will enjoy prison per Rick’s request. Thank you for the concern over my anger. Now, await for the knock on my door soon to become a niggeroni. :tomlinson:

Sorry, stlaker children; for that, I will enjoy prison again for being an idiotic baby child.
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Please enjoy this moment of Patrick passively seething previously on Threads. I await for the knock soon.
 
I will note Patrick's time as an op-ed darling with The Hill abruptly halts about 8 years ago never to return. My guess his ability to be so pugnacious ran him afoul of some editor or another, However, Fatrick's last respected publication, which was in The New York Times, was 5 years ago, the year this very thread was created on him. I have not checked the date on that article's publication, but either way, The New York Times published a bonafide lolcow's word on their once industry standard and 135 Pulitzer Prize winning website. We are truly living in the silliest timeline.
I think it's notable that his op-edding career began and ended around the same time his greater writing career did (his first Op-Ed was published in 2016, shortly after The Ark; In the Black and his last ever Op-Ed were both published in 2020). This suggests to me that these opportunities were secured by his then-agent, who by all accounts was very good at his job.

I've looked over a few of them and they are all very vapid politislop, but they do show the direction Pat wanted his career to take pre-Norm/11: being the left's token anti-Trump gun owning manly man conservative. This article is illustrative:

Donald Trump and the GOP, I want my party back​

For sixteen years now, I have identified as a classic conservative. I enthusiastically supported Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) in his primary fight back in 2000, and was glad to see him make it to the final round eight years later, although I couldn’t ultimately support him in the wake of his running mate selection.
I’m a proud gun owner and concealed carry permit holder. I drive a big, ridiculous V8 Mustang because ‘Murica. I believe in fiscal responsibility, a government that doesn’t intrude into the private lives of its citizens, and largely believe in the power of properly regulated markets and private enterprise to innovate towards solutions to the big problems.
Know what I want? I want to get back to arguing against my liberal friends. I want to return to really rubbing their noses in it. I want to go back and have a real knock-down, drag-out argument over the best way to tackle healthcare in this country, whether we should go to single-payer, or keep the ACA and tweak it to make our private, for-profit healthcare system work for everyone.
I want to get back to arguing over how to approach global warming, either with top heavy government regulation, or a free-market, cap-and- trade type system. I want to get back to shooting down dumbass arguments against “assault weapons” (which is redundant) or supporting reasonable alternatives like universal background checks.
Instead of arguing over the most cost-effective to deliver affordable healthcare to all Americans, Republicans continue to argue that the plan they spent thirty years fighting for is suddenly socialist because it was signed into law by a black dude, and that twenty million people need to lose their health care without any plan in place to help them.
I know some of these people personally. They are old clients of mine from back when I was selling health insurance. They are friends and colleagues I’ve met as an author and comic, self-employed people who were finally able to start their own businesses because they didn’t need their old employer’s group insurance anymore.
More importantly, his [Trump's] campaign rhetoric, coupled with his victory, has given a semblance of credibility to xenophobia, racism, sexism and religious bigotry.
Since the election, hate crimes have spiked, with over a thousand incidents reported by the Southern Poverty Law Center since Nov. 8.
One of which I witnessed personally not a week later.
I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it, and return to the evidence-based ideology demanded of them by people like Edmund Burke, and Michael Oakeshott, I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.
 
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I don't understand why Blackie doesn't link up with Fatrick, they're just two sides of the same coin.
It's because they're the same that they can't join forces. It would mean at least one of them would have to back down and concede their inciting feud was retarded.
 
I will note Patrick's time as an op-ed darling with The Hill abruptly halts about 8 years ago never to return. My guess his ability to be so pugnacious ran him afoul of some editor or another, However, Fatrick's last respected publication, which was in The New York Times, was 5 years ago, the year this very thread was created on him. I have not checked the date on that article's publication, but either way, The New York Times published a bonafide lolcow's word on their once industry standard and 135 Pulitzer Prize winning website. We are truly living in the silliest timeline.
NYT also thought an Austrian painter could do no wrong and their coverage of Russia's revolution was biased and lied about Holodomar and the Holocaust. I wouldn't be caught dead writing anything for them. Also, it's easy to get an opinion piece written. NYT only pays like $0.33 a word for an opinion piece. You're better off writing articles for NYC Kids. They pay more than double.
 
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I don't understand why Blackie doesn't link up with Fatrick, they're just two sides of the same coin.
She'd headbutt him the moment he made her mad. Plus think of the inevitable fights they'd have if he ever asked her anything about breakfast.
Jesus, you don't have to force yourself to hate EVERYTHING Rick says and squeeze some kind of rant out of it.
Yes, child. We do. The CIA knows we do. They know you're wet socks in a bus station bathroom. Enjoy prison.
 
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