DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

Well, whatever story we're getting today, I'm sure Phil's parents/wife/cat are still alive if he's taking the tone of "The King is back baby!" in his tweets. Not that any of them dying with no obituary or other public mention made much sense, but with Phil you never know.

We're going to hear about how Phil had to do what he did to protect his family but he's missed a week of goals and he'd like to do DSP Tries It on Monday, so....

 

[Lord_Point]

Doody said that the deliveryman was a "secret troll" which is the dumbest gorilla nigger thing he can say because there's a chance Phil oinks at some customer service pajeet and gets that driver fired

Yeah thats the faggiest thing about this whole gay ops, the chance some rando at UPS gets fired because of a corporate complaint. All because doody is an emotional lesbian and cant stand the thought of no one paying attention to him.

I think there is zero chance there is actually a secret UPS detractor. If there was it would be much more interesting to pull up the shipping delivery history to Phils house and see what he ordered and from who, rather then one random blurry delivery photo for something that may be a suitcase that dooty had for weeks on the off chance phil dipped out unexpectedly? OK... 100% duty orderd this himself to a kahndo so he could have the delivery photo to pretend to run gay ops.

 

[RougeRed]

Just a minor thought if he indeed went on a trip to visit the parents:

My guess is they originally begged him to come for Murica Day, but Phil didn't want to miss out on that sweet marathon money. So instead he bargained ("Mom, I'm a mahtoor adult with a business degree!") and compromised to visit them for a longer, after independence day.

I think the reason he delayed it was because he mentioned it in the Casino DM leaks, but then went with the story that everything he told them in the DMs was a lie. If he went around the time he said he was going to it would be proof that the "king snake" stuff was all bullshit (not sure who he thinks he would be fooling though) so he pushed it back.

 

[Mr. Game & Box]

Since Phil mentioned playing GTA IV with mods, my retarded guess to why he has been absent is thus: Phil and Khat took five days off to install the mods behind the scenes so he didn't look incompetent on stream.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil would have had such a banger on his hands if all he tweeted out was

TOMORROW

 

[Balr0g]

then blows the entire thing on WWE and DoorDash within months.

How naive of you to believe the inheritance woukd last months. My money would be on days

Also: why is still using this dumb picture after the Kasino told everyone that they gaslit him into believing he was as King? King of tards maybe?

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Doody said that the deliveryman was a "secret troll" which is the dumbest gorilla nigger thing he can say because there's a chance Phil oinks at some customer service pajeet and gets that driver fired.

He deserves it for leaking to the worst detractor possible.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I love the king pic. He looks like a special needs adult whose family threw him a party at Medieval Times.

 

[strandedcastaway]

How naive of you to believe the inheritance woukd last months. My money would be on days

Also: why is still using this dumb picture after the Kasino told everyone that they gaslit him into believing he was as King? King of tards maybe?

I guess as a narc he seems himself as looking thin and handsome in every new pic because he legit picks the worst photos of himself to use. He uses the photos detractors would use if we were trying to embarrass him. It's baffling.

 

[Kier Starmer]

If Phil was "clever," he would go straight online. Gotta prep SteviePlays for his disability money though man.

 

[Panda Wasabi]

I'mma throw my tardotheroy out there.

a reminder, he lives on planet Phil, a planet of pure delusion.

it was a social experiment to show that the trolls have no content without him and without him they'll have nothing to do and fail look how they're clamoring to restream his return AND/OR the larpers think he's poor and keep saying that he can't go on vacation or take time off (he said this not the troll) and he proved them wrong. He's going to be smug as shit about it too.

Then cause he's a mental patient he's going to 180 on the second one and use this time off as a pitty segement that he missed a week of streams so if you can please support.

If his parents died or were sick, my god when that happens it's going to be sociopathic pity begging on the levels we never saw before.

I love the king pic. He looks like a special needs adult whose family threw him a party at Medieval Times.

I know he's delusional, but that pic with the "woman's crown" that didn't fit and made him look like a special needs adult. He said himself it looks stupid and doesn't fit...then used it as his king pic till Halloween

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He looks like a special needs adult

looks like

Riiiight.

 

[Rustybuttons]

I'mma throw my tardotheroy out there.

a reminder, he lives on planet Phil, a planet of pure delusion.

it was a social experiment to show that the trolls have no content without him and without him they'll have nothing to do and fail look how they're clamoring to restream his return AND/OR the larpers think he's poor and keep saying that he can't go on vacation or take time off (he said this not the troll) and he proved them wrong. He's going to be smug as shit about it too.

Then cause he's a mental patient he's going to 180 on the second one and use this time off as a pitty segement that he missed a week of streams so if you can please support.

If his parents died or were sick, my god when that happens it's going to be sociopathic pity begging on the levels we never saw before.



I know he's delusional, but that pic with the "woman's crown" that didn't fit and made him look like a special needs adult. He said himself it looks stupid and doesn't fit...then used it as his king pic till Halloween

this is what i originally figured, it’s just a break because he can, and because he knows he’ll get major attendance. he’ll probably try this again, and sure enough, more will catch on but he’ll still make money. ew

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I guess as a narc he seems himself as looking thin and handsome in every new pic because he legit picks the worst photos of himself to use. He uses the photos detractors would use if we were trying to embarrass him. It's baffling.

That's something I rarely see discussed and I 100% agree with you. He's got the reverse of what people with body dysmorphia have, instead of a skinny person seeing themselves in a mirror and thinking they're fat, he's a fat ugly rapidly decaying gremlin who thinks he looks like an attractive muscular chad whenever he sees himself in a mirror. I mean how many times in the past 2 years have we heard him delusionally claiming that he's "aging gracefully"?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

That's something I rarely see discussed and I 100% agree with you. He's got the reverse of what people with body dysmorphia have, instead of a skinny person seeing themselves in a mirror and thinking they're fat, he's a fat ugly rapidly decaying gremlin who thinks he looks like an attractive muscular chad whenever he sees himself in a mirror. I mean how many times in the past 2 years have we heard him delusionally claiming that he's "aging gracefully"?

Hre 100% sees himself as that "HATE LIVES ON" drawing of him on his slideshow where he's all buff. Phil only does the "I'm ugly tee hee" in the same way a tiktok girl does after in a video where they're all dolled up and showing their tits so a bunch of people goes "nooo you're not ugly at all" because every other instance has Phil saying he's well dressed, well groomed and is in great shape... but he doesn't think he's good looking lmao

I mean, Wings calls himself handsome and athletic (no joke). Do we really think Phil doesn't see himself like he's fucking Pierce Brosnan or something?

 

[Pargon]

I love the king pic. He looks like a special needs adult whose family threw him a party at Medieval Times.

specialboy.jpg

 

[Prince Lotor]

I enjoy whenever Phil pulls out the "my real fans know why I have to treat them like shit, and would  never ask me something like that" cult brainwashing tactic.

 

[RuZZianWarCriminal]

That's something I rarely see discussed and I 100% agree with you. He's got the reverse of what people with body dysmorphia have, instead of a skinny person seeing themselves in a mirror and thinking they're fat, he's a fat ugly rapidly decaying gremlin who thinks he looks like an attractive muscular chad whenever he sees himself in a mirror. I mean how many times in the past 2 years have we heard him delusionally claiming that he's "aging gracefully"?

He sees himself through a distorted mirror. Most people are their own critics, but Phil is his own hype man. He can’t accept any reality that doesn’t make him look good, successful, and hardworking. And if it doesn't work out he just makes some copium up ala King Snake. That’s why he says "aging gracefully" while looking like a bloated sleep deprived gin-ghoul on camera. It’s a complete disconnect from what actually goes on in the outside world.

 

[thirstymcgee]

You guys are assuming Fat Kat even went on the trip with him.

You know how paranoid he is of his snort-fort being accessed, so who's to say she didn't stay back to take care of the farm? He's used his stupid cat for every excuse why they can't go on vacations.

And realistically, if she did, she probably enjoyed the fuck out of it, ot hearing him stream upstairs berating his audience and begging for support. That'd be the only time she's ever been alone in that house since she's moved in.

 

[RuZZianWarCriminal]

Hre 100% sees himself as that "HATE LIVES ON" drawing of him on his slideshow where he's all buff. Phil only does the "I'm ugly tee hee" in the same way a tiktok girl does after in a video where they're all dolled up and showing their tits so a bunch of people goes "nooo you're not ugly at all" because every other instance has Phil saying he's well dressed, well groomed and is in great shape... but he doesn't think he's good looking lmao

I mean, Wings calls himself handsome and athletic (no joke). Do we really think Phil doesn't see himself like he's fucking Pierce Brosnan or something?

Wings, for all his flaws, actually had some physicality in his past. You can see flashes of that even now, that bit of residual coordination and surprising explosiveness under all the weight. There’s still a body under there that at one point was made to move with purpose.

Phil, on the other hand, has the body language and posture of someone who hasn’t jogged since high school gym class. He may not be overweight, but he’s extremely soft, atrophied, slow, and brittle. Every movement costs him mental effort. He lacks muscle memory, coordination, and agility, all due to decades of physical neglect.

If both Wings and DSPhad to do a 15-minute workout, Phil’s the one leaving on a stretcher.