Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Rattus Ebrius said:
We may have our first offscreen wall damage! An outlet is suddenly missing from bossman's wall, with a slightly enlarged hole around the outlet suggesting that it was kicked in.

Outlet from today, vs outlet from a couple of days ago.

Outlet was still there as of yesterdays Twitch stream, 17 hours ago.
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Great catch. He was absolutely enraged for hours yesterday when he was streaming in someone else's discord, because he couldn't just kick the people entering the stage to talk shit or the people commenting in text chat either. He was completely impotent when his usual "scream generic insults and then ban them before they talk back" couldn't work. I knew he was livid when he openly started smoking crack on cam by just keeping his hands slightly off screen half the time, but some off screen violence shows he really had to vent after.
 
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baws man jack said:
There's so much to clip but I almost died laughing at this. This is in the discord stream in buddy's discord and OG GAY gets on the stage. OG GAY calls out bossman for smoking crack in the corner live on stream
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OG GAY
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IM GOING TO KILL YOU BRAH
IN REAL LIFE, AT YOUR HOUSE
Seriously go watch the entire thing, its peak Bossman kino :story:
 
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ILostItAllDude said:
If Squid Games were real, BMJ would be the first recruit and the first death. PRAYGE

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Shut the fuck up pussy Bossman would make it to the end by managing to fuck everyones moms, win the show, smash all the guards' moms pussies, and then fuck your mom. OH MRS ILOSTITALLDUDE DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!
 
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Waffle Iron said:
Nah, he would be the unlikely candidate that somehow avoids death every time despite being absolutely useless. Come on. He looks the parole officer straight in the eye as he pisses hot for 5 different drugs.
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Inverse luck.
 
Blackstar said:
Shut the fuck up pussy Bossman would make it to the end by managing to fuck everyones moms, win the show, smash all the guards' moms pussies, and then fuck your mom. OH MRS ILOSTITALLDUDE DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!
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Waffle Iron said:
Nah, he would be the unlikely candidate that somehow avoids death every time despite being absolutely useless. Come on. He looks the parole officer straight in the eye as he pisses hot for 5 different drugs.
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....I underestimated his plot armor
 
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Rattus Ebrius said:
We may have our first offscreen wall damage! An outlet is suddenly missing from bossman's wall, with a slightly enlarged hole around the outlet suggesting that it was kicked in.
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Outlet from today, vs outlet from a couple of days ago.
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Outlet was still there as of yesterdays Twitch stream, 17 hours ago.
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That looks like a charger plugged in. It could be one of those battery+power supplies as well given how chunky it is.
 
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Gooby said:
I knew he was livid when he openly started smoking crack on cam by just keeping his hands slightly off screen half the time, but some off screen violence shows he really had to vent after.
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This nigga's going back to jail. Hope his tonk game is up to speed (or whatever they play in jail there).
 
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Waffle Iron said:
Nah, he would be the unlikely candidate that somehow avoids death every time despite being absolutely useless. Come on. He looks the parole officer straight in the eye as he pisses hot for 5 different drugs.
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Yeah this for sure.

"How did you know to pick the cookie with the easy circle shape, bossman?"
"I thought it was a coin and I would get to play coinflip"
 
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ILostItAllDude said:
If Squid Games were real, BMJ would be the first recruit and the first death. PRAYGE

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Bossman has so much plot armor that he would just bumble his way through the entire thing and accidentally win it all. The best part would be seeing how fast he can turn millions of dollars into drugs and gambling loses
 
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