🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Damn looks like Jon finally mouthed off to the wrong guy

https://x.com/JontentG/status/1943864054008730049

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It looks like he's crying and took a beating, but we're supposed to believe he won? Oh Jon, you silly billy.

 

[FieldPiece]

SPICTANK JUST DROPPED

It's just a mexican fishtank, they have their own site and everything. I kneel

Hear me out. I know the perfect Meheecan freeloader to make this pure kino.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Someone in production is really upset that viewers don't like Rachel
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Edit: Production is taking people's XP as a retribution
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Is this a joke I am too normal to get?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt tank day 2 status check: yup, it's still a gay show.

 

[NiggerLicker]

Damn looks like Jon finally mouthed off to the wrong guy

https://x.com/JontentG/status/1943864054008730049

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In the ADL doc Mac said Jon was a vicious childhood bully to one of the members of production btw. This busted nigga right here. It’s possible that people in Bend are so retarded that he’s Jackie Chan in comparison

 

[skrod]

People are asking for javier goldstriker in the el estanque youtube chat which is funny.

They're doing the rice challenge but straight with no joke.

Was gonna say they should've made it the rice and beans challenge but they already did that on season 4

 

[DankSmoker]

In the ADL doc Mac said Jon was a vicious childhood bully to one of the members of production btw. This busted nigga right here. It’s possible that people in Bend are so retarded that he’s Jackie Chan in comparison

I mean bend is full of homeless people. It's no wonder he has a superiority complex.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I mean bend is full of homeless people. It's no wonder he has a superiority complex.

Bend is also super gentrified and slowly turning into a glorified playground for rich skiers and Californians. The average price for a single family home there is $750k.

It's also surrounded by several dormant Cascade volcanoes.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Bend is a place where it feels like it's stuck in 1992 but you can see 2006 being built down the road.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

As if El Estanque needed anymore help being Christened as “Mexican Fishtank”
There’s a street dog wandering in through the house.
Mexican Jon/Yugioh Juan is growing on me.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As if El Estanque needed anymore help being Christened as “Mexican Fishtank”
There’s a street dog wandering in through the house.
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Dios mio...

I like how they just switched to English for their chat when they realized their show's fans are mostly American.

 

[Fivehead]

Worst case scenario, Fishtank as we know it devolves into a more curated/regulated Stream Stars so that all the cost and legal burden is transferred to the "contestants" and they operate mainly as a platform.

I didn't expect to be vindicated so soon.

 

[MinecraftPissBalzz]

As if El Estanque needed anymore help being Christened as “Mexican Fishtank”
There’s a street dog wandering in through the house.
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Why is their always a dog in a random place in Mexico

 

[jenna raiding]

That's mexican freddy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The wiggers should just take a page out of Scientology's playbook and make their own Gold Base in a location that won't run them out of town. The S3 property already looked like a Scientology compound anyways.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

The wiggers should just take a page out of Scientology's playbook and make their own Gold Base in a location that won't run them out of town. The S3 property already looked like a Scientology compound anyways.

I'll be honest: What makes me most angry about this situation (whos at fault, aside) is losing the S3 house. S1 house was a cookiecutter and S2 was nice but S3 really had a personality of its own. It was just weird in a really cool way that you don't see in houses anymore. You just know some old rich Boomer built that thing entirely to spec. Absolutely love it.

Interesting phrasing here, "progress towards the next season", gives me SOME level of hope they're at least trying to keep the show going. I believe this is always why they moved to the 1 month Season Passes, knowing theyd have en mass chargebacks for the 6 months, but if its just 1 you have more opportunity to put out piecemeal content and hope people stay or even sub in when something interesting happens.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Interesting phrasing here, "progress towards the next season", gives me SOME level of hope they're at least trying to keep the show going.

The Lakeville house is the only asset they have which hasn't received a police interaction but right next to other houses so who even knows what the fuck they were thinking when they bought it.

 

[creaturestorm]

they're at least trying to keep the show going

But what are they doing to keep the show from getting shut down for the 3rd season in a row?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The Lakeville house is the only asset they have which hasn't received a police interaction but right next to other houses so who even knows what the fuck they were thinking when they bought it.

It's not what they were thinking, it's what they weren't thinking.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Lakeville house is the only asset they have which hasn't received a police interaction but right next to other houses so who even knows what the fuck they were thinking when they bought it.

That is peak wigger logic. Maybe the thought they could cover up the patio and put cams there, which would be pretty cool but that place is in literal spitting distance of neighbors. They'd be cooked unless by some miracle, everyone around that place was a FT fan or a chud who's cool with it. Highly unlikely in Masshole land.