Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[True Boss of this Gym]

Dude, you rape cats to death, stop pretending to be a pop culture snob or whatever.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Hmm.

Oh, @Goycast Guy is too retarded and young to comprehend what movie I specifically referenced with him. Oh well, it's better that way. Blissful ignorance and all.

I don’t know and I don’t care, but of course you have me die from a “booby trap through the asshole”. Never change faggot.

Anyways, since you guys are clearly siding with Satan himself

Anyway it’s funny to see you say this right after describing in violent detail how other forum users would die.

 

[Po's Cootah]

I don't think I asked for your opinion, darlings.

Anyways, since you guys are clearly siding with Satan himself and won't even bother do your "investigative" job, this is why the 24th is special.

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Yet another nothingburger with a side of false promises. You're like the politicians from my country.

 

[Man In A Dress]

I don't think I asked for your opinion, darlings.

Anyways, since you guys are clearly siding with Satan himself and won't even bother do your "investigative" job, this is why the 24th is special.

I bet you make -ack noises through your tube when you're upset.

 

[chrisc]

As a matter of fact. Fuck it. I'm un"ignoring" everyone.

I am not scared of you. You can try to destroy me, but all you are doing is destroying your own credibility on your case against me.

Two heads work better than one? You proved that statement wrong. You are 10+ people, and I could outsmart you.

Not going to lie, I almost feel sad about it. Almost.

man up and kill yourself zoophile

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Imagine lifting a huge weight of uncertainty off me, @JohnnyGringo.

Let this sink in. Claudio is admitting he had a "huge weight of uncertainty" on whether or not half the Kiwifarms actually fucked his mom. This is how intelligent he is. The most juvenile banter, calling someone's mom a whore, and he took it seriously. He really was experiencing existential dread about his mother being a whore. You can't make this up folks.

At least I can safely tell my mother that chicanos like you haven't changed at all, since the last time she interacted with them in USA! @JohnnyGringo

Claudio, be honest. Is your mother legally retarded? The way you describe your interactions with her make her sound incredibly stupid. "Claudio! A Jew told me their deepest darkest secret! In America, the Jews celebrate Christmas! Can you believe it! Dios mio!"

Anyways, since you guys are clearly siding with Satan himself and won't even bother do your "investigative" job, this is why the 24th is special.

Cool. Nobody cares. Once again you are using portents and divination. Astrology is an affront to God. God gave man free will and by using the stars to determine fates and events is saying everything is predestined. Spitting directly in God's face. Enjoy hell. Thou shall not suffer a witch to live!

 

[Sludgeholden]

Let this sink in. Claudio is admitting he had a "huge weight of uncertainty" on whether or not half the Kiwifarms actually fucked his mom. This is how intelligent he is. The most juvenile banter, calling someone's mom a whore, and he took it seriously. He really was experiencing existential dread about his mother being a whore. You can't make this up folks.

HE REALLY IS MEXICAN CHRIS CHAN! WHEN DOES HE REACH HIS TROONOUT ARC?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

Who won the Mexican-American war?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

Yeah… war has evolved. It’s almost like we have technology now. Not something found in Mexicano land of course.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Now do you believe I'm not a Jewish pedophile cat rapist who wants to get hate fucked by my own father in my trach hole?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

When are the Jews supposed to delete my account? I want to get some more shit posting in and would appreciate it if you could let me know how much time I have. Can you have your mom ask her Jewish pimp for me?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Which will occur first: American Civil War or Claudio wasting away due to mutt genes

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

That's just false

 

[Goycast Guy]

That's just false

I am not the war expert but I second this.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Dude, you rape cats to death,

No evidence of such thing, emasculated American cunt.

stop pretending to be a pop culture snob or whatever.

>Religious stuff
>It gets called pop culture

There was no need to tell me you were an atheist this bad, bud. You aren't special.

I don’t know and I do—ACK! *Dies by being hammered by the pointy back side of a hammer to the forehead*

It was the most fitting. You are in the closet, after all.

You protest too much

Anyway it’s funny to see—ACK! *Gets his eyes ripped out by crows*

You protest TOO much.

Reminder: Sparkletor called God a "false god" and that he prefers to go to Hell. Talk about flying a white flag!

That's just false

Lemme check—

>Wikipedia

DENIED. SIT DOWN!

Yeah… war has evolved. It’s almost like we—ACK! *Dies by "accidental" droning from Israeli forces a la USS Liberty

You'll get in the corpse box with the American flag and you'll love it.

I bet you make -ack noises—ACK! *Dies from badly done forced tracheostomy (done by someone who doesn't know medicine, me)*

I can't hear you with the thought of you choking in your own blood, buddy. I'm sure the liquid will lubricate your trachea though.

Yet another nothingburger with a side of false–ACK! *Gets mass stabbed by Brazilian gang members*

You are Brazilian.

man up and—Ack! *Dies from alcohol poisoning*

I don't know how to do it. Maybe you can teach me in person? You'll do it first, then I'll do it next.

Let this sink in. Claudio is admitting he had a "huge weight of uncertainty" on whether or—ACK! *Gets killed by rioters*

Nice

Claudio, be honest. Is your mother lega—ACK! *Dies from (((water poisoning))) from an "unknown toxin leakage".

How is it going for you, 8%er?

Cool. Nobody cares. Once again you are using—ACK! *Dies by plague*

No one tell this dumbshit that the Hebrew did astronomy. And that Jesus' birth was correlated with a cosmic event.

WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU THINK THE 3 WISE MEN CAME TO BETHLEHEM?

HE REALLY IS MEXI—ACK! *Dies from a shovel to the head*

Knock it off with the all caps.

Who won the Mexican-Ameri—ACK! *Gets shot down by the FBI for a crime he didn't commit*

You are enslaved by your own corporations. Sit down.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

When are the Jews supposed to delete my—ACK! *Dies from falling down a manhole that a jew left open by accident*

I meant your bank account, dumbshit.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

He's doing the autistic colors thing again, what makes guys who rape cats to death do this?

 

[chrisc]

I don't know how to do it

you sure knew how to rape that cat though claudio, kill yourself zoophile

 

[Xev]

All the biblical sperging makes zero sense. No clue why a zoophile even believes in being judged in the afterlife, you aren't going upstairs you dumb fucking retard.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I don’t have a counter argument. Perhaps I should reflect on the futility of my presence here and log off.

*logs off of kiwifarms for once, goes to therapy to work out anger issues, and gets a job to help loving and supportive mother*

It’s still false