Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

Who won the Mexican-American war?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

Yeah… war has evolved. It’s almost like we have technology now. Not something found in Mexicano land of course.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

Now do you believe I'm not a Jewish pedophile cat rapist who wants to get hate fucked by my own father in my trach hole?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

When are the Jews supposed to delete my account? I want to get some more shit posting in and would appreciate it if you could let me know how much time I have. Can you have your mom ask her Jewish pimp for me?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Which will occur first: American Civil War or Claudio wasting away due to mutt genes

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Fun Fact: You haven't won a boots on the ground war since WW2, Gringos.

That's just false

 

[Goycast Guy]

That's just false

I am not the war expert but I second this.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Dude, you rape cats to death,

No evidence of such thing, emasculated American cunt.

stop pretending to be a pop culture snob or whatever.

>Religious stuff
>It gets called pop culture

There was no need to tell me you were an atheist this bad, bud. You aren't special.

I don’t know and I do—ACK! *Dies by being hammered by the pointy back side of a hammer to the forehead*

It was the most fitting. You are in the closet, after all.

You protest too much

Anyway it’s funny to see—ACK! *Gets his eyes ripped out by crows*

You protest TOO much.

Reminder: Sparkletor called God a "false god" and that he prefers to go to Hell. Talk about flying a white flag!

That's just false

Lemme check—

>Wikipedia

DENIED. SIT DOWN!

Yeah… war has evolved. It’s almost like we—ACK! *Dies by "accidental" droning from Israeli forces a la USS Liberty

You'll get in the corpse box with the American flag and you'll love it.

I bet you make -ack noises—ACK! *Dies from badly done forced tracheostomy (done by someone who doesn't know medicine, me)*

I can't hear you with the thought of you choking in your own blood, buddy. I'm sure the liquid will lubricate your trachea though.

Yet another nothingburger with a side of false–ACK! *Gets mass stabbed by Brazilian gang members*

You are Brazilian.

man up and—Ack! *Dies from alcohol poisoning*

I don't know how to do it. Maybe you can teach me in person? You'll do it first, then I'll do it next.

Let this sink in. Claudio is admitting he had a "huge weight of uncertainty" on whether or—ACK! *Gets killed by rioters*

Nice

Claudio, be honest. Is your mother lega—ACK! *Dies from (((water poisoning))) from an "unknown toxin leakage".

How is it going for you, 8%er?

Cool. Nobody cares. Once again you are using—ACK! *Dies by plague*

No one tell this dumbshit that the Hebrew did astronomy. And that Jesus' birth was correlated with a cosmic event.

WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU THINK THE 3 WISE MEN CAME TO BETHLEHEM?

HE REALLY IS MEXI—ACK! *Dies from a shovel to the head*

Knock it off with the all caps.

Who won the Mexican-Ameri—ACK! *Gets shot down by the FBI for a crime he didn't commit*

You are enslaved by your own corporations. Sit down.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

When are the Jews supposed to delete my—ACK! *Dies from falling down a manhole that a jew left open by accident*

I meant your bank account, dumbshit.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

He's doing the autistic colors thing again, what makes guys who rape cats to death do this?

 

[chrisc]

I don't know how to do it

you sure knew how to rape that cat though claudio, kill yourself zoophile

 

[Xev]

All the biblical sperging makes zero sense. No clue why a zoophile even believes in being judged in the afterlife, you aren't going upstairs you dumb fucking retard.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I don’t have a counter argument. Perhaps I should reflect on the futility of my presence here and log off.

*logs off of kiwifarms for once, goes to therapy to work out anger issues, and gets a job to help loving and supportive mother*

It’s still false

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

*Coping bard about being a worldwide minority*

Kekw

He's doing the autistic colors thing agai— ACK! *Dies from heart attack*

So?

you sure knew how to—ACK! *Dies from being shot at by African Americans for being white*

Still waiting for that evidence.

All the biblical sperging makes zero—Ack! *Boils to death in sulfur*

That's because you are braindead, buddy.

 

[Goycast Guy]

It was the most fitting. You are in the closet, after all.

You protest too much

I will reproduce with a woman. Cope and seethe faggot.

No evidence of such thing, emasculated American cunt.

Nothing could emasculate a man more than raping an innocent creature to death. Pathetic behavior.

That's because you are braindead, buddy.

Claudio there is truly nothing more braindead than being an unrepentant cat rapist thinking he’s gonna get to hang out with God when he dies. That’s more delusional than a man thinking he can become a woman.

 

[Xev]

I can't wait for you to be reincarnated as the cat you raped so I can sperg on the farms about how Claudio raped himself to death. Time is not linear to a God, he can make this happen.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Sparkletor voice] ThErApy Is FoR WomEn!1!1! ACK! *Dies from anemia*

 

[chrisc]

i know that cat sees you in your dreams claudio, kill yourself zoophile

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I will reproduce with a—ACK! *Dies a virgin*

No, no you won't. You'll die at the hands of a criminal and you'll loge every second of it.

Nothing could emasculate a man—ACK! *Dies from being used by Tyrone too much*

You already look one step away from resembling a femboy. So no.

Claudio there is truly nothing more braindead than being an unrepentant—ACK! *Burns to death for all eternity*

Claudio,*

I can't wait for you to be reincarnated—ACK! *Dies after having asked an Indian to use the toilets, getting beaten to death*

You are confusing that pagan religion with Catholicism, buddy. Did you get the mistake from the same spot @Sparkletor 2.0 did?

 

[Tread Miller]

Not only does Claudio not read a sentence before immediately writing about how he believes said user should die, but some of the proposed deaths range from sadistic to cartoonish:

Spoiler: Claudio's predictions on how some users will die

Goycast Guy "dies" from being hammered by the claw side of a claw hammer, having his eyes pecked out by crows, and accidental droning by Isreali forces:


Man In A Dress "dies" by Claudio's medical malpractice:


Po's Cootah "dies" from being stabbed to death by Brazilian gang members:


chrisc "dies" from alcohol poisoning and being shot for racist reasons:


Sparkletor 2.0 "dies" from rioters, "water poisioning," the plague, being shot by the FBI, and "falling down a manhole that jew left open by accident"



Sludgeholden "dies" from a shovel to the head


True Boss of the Gym "dies" from a heart attack


Xev "dies" by being boiled to death in sulfur

And this is all from the page 384. If Claudio spent this energy coming up with "creative" ways for the hecklers to die on his manifesto, it would have been published by July 10th, but alas.