Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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No, no you won't. You'll die at the hands of a criminal and you'll loge every second of it.
No I won’t. Kill yourself cat rapist.
You already look one step away from resembling a femboy. So no.
You wish. Kill yourself zoophile.
Claudio,*
Don’t correct my language. Kill yourself pedophile.
If you were legally unable to be anonymous, you wouldn't be able to say this.
But I’m not anonymous and I say it.
 
Spark?

This is the last time I ever reply to you.

Sparkletor 2.0 "dies" from rioters, "water poisioning," the plague, being shot by the FBI, and "falling down a manhole that jew left open by accident" :story:
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You are Brazilian.

There is a whole song which is fitting for my reply.
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Not only does Claudio not read a sentence before immediately writing about how he believes said user should die, but some of the proposed deaths range from sadistic to cartoonish:
Goycast Guy "dies" from being hammered by the claw side of a claw hammer, having his eyes pecked out by crows, and accidental droning by Isreali forces:
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Man In A Dress "dies" by Claudio's medical malpractice:
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Po's Cootah "dies" from being stabbed to death by Brazilian gang members:
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chrisc "dies" from alcohol poisoning and being shot for racist reasons:
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Sparkletor 2.0 "dies" from rioters, "water poisioning," the plague, being shot by the FBI, and "falling down a manhole that jew left open by accident" :story:
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Sludgeholden "dies" from a shovel to the head
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True Boss of the Gym "dies" from a heart attack
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Xev "dies" by being boiled to death in sulfur
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And this is all from the page 384. If Claudio spent this energy coming up with "creative" ways for the hecklers to die on his manifesto, it would have been published by July 10th, but alas.

Dude is straight up Mexican Nate Spidgewood. I can do this stupid ass roleplay too.

No, no you won't. Yo-- ACK! *dies by getting waterboarded by Mexican drug dealers*
 
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Before I ASK YOU something very important, let's play a game!

It's called Guess Claudio's Stance!

Get ready!

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO
Nobody cares Claudio. We're only making fun of you because you keep obsessing. You're like Frasier but without any class and actually gay.
 
Thank god (figure of speech) I don't subscribe to ancient Kike nonsense tempered by Platonism.
Hm. It appears you are one of those guys. Unsurprising, really.

I understand my mom is too empathetic and emotional for what I told her today, but she doesnt seem to comprehend this:

People like you going to Hell is a win for everyone in this planet. Not only christians. A soul is only "lost" in the way we failed helping the person.

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped! Therefore...

Free will always had a price! But...

Here is a secret!

People like @Tablet County are more likely to suffer depression and fully undergo self harm! Why? Because they don't worry about the consequences of their actions beyond their bodies. I mean, think about it.

Who the flying FUCK gave you the right to kill yourself, or harm yourself? Your body might have been made by the seed from your father, and the zygote of your mother.

But your soul? It's not yours, buddy.

😇
 
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