Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnOminous]

I don't know, Rekieta made ramen at 4am and farted one time. It's a tough call.

Also he dosed a child with cocaine. So far BMJ has only dosed himself with cocaine.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

So far BMJ has only dosed himself with cocaine.

And meth. Does that broing ass nigga Rekieta do meth? I don't think so.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Also he dosed a child with cocaine.

That was last year, so it's irrelevant for the 2025 LOTY, and not funny. Bossman has been robbed of his throne twice in a row.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That was last year, and not funny.

Poisoning your kid so that she's more tolerable to your refined tastes is not funny. But quoting Quora user Dr. Methfuck to disprove that she was ever in danger is categorically funny.

 

[Evan Kor]

2 things I feel I should add to the conversation:
1) Human addiction to drugs has actually been a good thing for most of human existence. The counter-intuitive reason is that drug addicts tend to render-extinct entire species of narcotic plants and animals so that they can no longer threaten humans. If people didn't get addicted to drugs, then there would be many more plants and animals that would use drugs as a defense mechanism. You wouldn't want skunks to exist that spray humans or bears in the face with lethal doses of opium. Also, this is a far better biological defense strategy than trying to prevent drugs from affecting the human body in the first place. However, agriculture and chemistry kind of ruined this valuable part war-on-drugs strategy that is literally written into our DNA.
2) Austin is probably a [redacted]. That's why he has such great luck with the law.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You wouldn't want skunks to exist that spray humans or bears in the face with lethal doses of opium.

I very much do want to see that. Thank you.

 

[Winter]

Also he dosed a child with cocaine. So far BMJ has only dosed himself with cocaine.

2 things I feel I should add to the conversation:
1) Human addiction to drugs has actually been a good thing for most of human existence. The counter-intuitive reason is that drug addicts tend to render-extinct entire species of narcotic plants and animals so that they can no longer threaten humans. If people didn't get addicted to drugs, then there would be many more plants and animals that would use drugs as a defense mechanism. You wouldn't want skunks to exist that spray humans or bears in the face with lethal doses of opium. Also, this is a far better biological defense strategy than trying to prevent drugs from affecting the human body in the first place. However, agriculture and chemistry kind of ruined this valuable part war-on-drugs strategy that is literally written into our DNA.
2) Austin is probably a [redacted]. That's why he has such great luck with the law.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

2) Austin is probably a [redacted]. That's why he has such great luck with the law.

A what? A jew? A fed? A snitch? What're you getting at buddy boy?

 

[Jobama]

Repeat after me:

• I am not as good at gambling as Bossmanjack
• I do not get as much pussy as Bossmanjack
• I do not have as much money as Bossmanjack
• I do not fuck as many moms as Bossmanjack

But if watch his stream and juice him, I might get close.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

What do you guys think the chances are that the glass tube BMJ was holding, is a candle holder he bought as a present for Ratmom, and he was just checking if it's working properly because he only wants the best for his (and your) mom?

See? This guy gets it, unlike you ratatouille rats who make up this slander about the boss! I bet bossman is also a frequent buyer of these rose vases because he loves his mom and your mom so much!

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

what looks like the long metal straw he's holding to suck up that sweet crack smoke.

I believe it is a tire gauge that he took apart and shoved chore boy down the hole. You place the crack onto the chore boy and then you inhale from the other end while you light the shit out of it.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

The only reason anyone fucking cares is because Josh adores this retard.

Believe it or not I like watching a crack-smoking gambling addict smash peripherals and cry about how everything is rigged. Josh like(s? ed?) watching an obese woman eat and complain and that's just not my turf. God forbid there are different lolcows to enjoy.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

The only reason anyone fucking cares is because Josh adores this retard. He's world of t-shirts with a different addiction. Would have been a dismissed flash in the pan if people stopped paying attention. Like your mom's pussy. How about that bitch? Yeah. That pussy nice.

Also it was obviously filmed with a tripod. Your mom hid it.

I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING RATS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING THREAD
FUCK NULL, FUCK YOU, FUCK A DEWD
PRAISE BOSSMAN

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The only reason anyone fucking cares is because Josh adores this retard. He's world of t-shirts with a different addiction. Would have been a dismissed flash in the pan if people stopped paying attention. Like your mom's pussy. How about that bitch? Yeah. That pussy nice.

Also it was obviously filmed with a tripod. Your mom hid it.

You're here wringing your hands like a faggot.
Boss is losing ten times your annual take home every 15 minutes.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

The only reason anyone fucking cares is because Josh adores this retard. He's world of t-shirts with a different addiction. Would have been a dismissed flash in the pan if people stopped paying attention. Like your mom's pussy. How about that bitch? Yeah. That pussy nice.

Also it was obviously filmed with a tripod. Your mom hid it.

Obvious bait, but he can't even bait as well as the Bossman (And you only get stickers for it, not $$$). You are a weirdo, bro.

 

[Polentic]

2) Austin is probably a [redacted].

Austin is not a nigger

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Close up of him lighting up in the crack corner.

 

[GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP]

guys who are these weirdo dumbfuck morons in our thread im feeling some type of way

 

[draggs]

guys who are these weirdo dumbfuck morons in our thread im feeling some type of way

they're fuckin weird these guys are fuckin weird right chat?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

they're fuckin weird these guys are fuckin weird right chat?

Type a 5 in chat if they're weird.