Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

I've been gone for about a month and he's still going.
Please go and make IRL friends, Claudio. Join a cartel or something.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

So. How's the religious grift going? @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Because, let me remind you, no one is coming here to save you HERE. Only when you die, and if you are actually worthy, He'll save you. No pressure! @DoNotFeedTheSneed

 

[Tablet County]

Because, let me remind you, no one is coming here to save you HERE. Only when you die, and if you are actually worthy, He'll save you. No pressure! @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Thank god (figure of speech) I don't subscribe to ancient Kike nonsense tempered by Platonism.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Before I ASK YOU something very important, let's play a game!

It's called Guess Claudio's Stance!

Get ready!

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

 

[Tablet County]

Before I ASK YOU something very important, let's play a game!

It's called Guess Claudio's Stance!

Get ready!

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

Nobody cares Claudio. We're only making fun of you because you keep obsessing. You're like Frasier but without any class and actually gay.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Thank god (figure of speech) I don't subscribe to ancient Kike nonsense tempered by Platonism.

Hm. It appears you are one of those guys. Unsurprising, really.

I understand my mom is too empathetic and emotional for what I told her today, but she doesnt seem to comprehend this:

People like you going to Hell is a win for everyone in this planet. Not only christians. A soul is only "lost" in the way we failed helping the person.

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped! Therefore...

Free will always had a price! But...

Here is a secret!

People like @Tablet County are more likely to suffer depression and fully undergo self harm! Why? Because they don't worry about the consequences of their actions beyond their bodies. I mean, think about it.

Who the flying FUCK gave you the right to kill yourself, or harm yourself? Your body might have been made by the seed from your father, and the zygote of your mother.

But your soul? It's not yours, buddy.

Spoiler

 

[chrisc]

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped! Therefore...

kill yourself zoophile nobody wants to help you

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

So. How's the religious grift going? @DoNotFeedTheSneed

It’s not a grift. No one is paying me anything.
I think what you meant to say was larp, which it also isn’t. I’ve taken several steps to get closer to the lord.

I’ve been praying everyday, I’ve been attending church more frequently, I’ve been doing more to help my family with stuff like their finances (bought my whole family dinner today actually), and I’ve sought out people who I’ve wronged in the past to apologize to them.

You’ll also notice that I’ve been significantly lighter with my criticism of you going back a few weeks. That’s part of it. God says we should forsake our wrath.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Claudio doesn't support gay marriage because he's so undesirable even the ugly homos from his country don't want him, sad to see.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

No I wo—ACK! *Dies by gun misfiring, bullet bouncing into his face. Bleeds to death on the way to the hospital.*

Unlucky!

cant touch me claudio, sorry. you d—ACK! *Dies by being clawed by a cat in the neck. Unlucky!*

Still waiting for that evidence.

Did that hurt Claudio? Does it st—ACK! *Dies by getting a chainsaw through his forehead*

Not really.

i know you've cried you—ACK! *Dies by an allergy gone wrong. Last thing he sees is how the light around him just fades away and he feels sleepy*

There is a whole song whi—ACK! *Dies by getting his liver stolen*

Your country is as bad as India.

If you guys ever stop respon—ACK! *Accidentally twists his ankle, falls down the roof from his house, and lands head first, dying in the process*

Doubt it!

It's sweet in a way. We are wh—ACK! *Dies by being stabbed by a transgender*

Not really.

no fuckin' jo—ACK! *Dies by burning his throat with soup too hard*

Good guess but no

I've been gone for ab—ACK! *Dies by Marijuana overdose*

Sure you did.

kill your—ACK! *Dies by falling down 33 stairs and snapping his upper vertebrae in two. Causing his lungs to stop working*

That's not very nice!

It’s not a grift. No one is—ACK! *Dies by a """"random"""" car with an """"unknown"""" assailant running over a crowd that included him. Despite people hearing Allahu Akhbar, the authorities TOTALLY don't know who did it!*

 

[Tread Miller]

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

 

[Tablet County]

Hm. It appears you are one of those guys. Unsurprising, really.

Yeah, I'm at peace with who I am. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. Maybe in another life I'd have been a good Christian, but like the Calvinists say, I'm just not among the elect. Sucks to be me.

People like you going to Hell is a win for everyone in this planet. Not only christians. A soul is only "lost" in the way we failed helping the person.

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped!

You don't want to help me in the first place, Claus. You want me and my family to suffer bodily harm and die because I hurt your ego.
Besides, I praise the name of Amitabha every day, so I'm getting a free ticket to the Pure Land!

People like @Tablet County are more likely to suffer depression and fully undergo self harm! Why? Because they don't worry about the consequences of their actions beyond their bodies. I mean, think about it.

Who the flying FUCK gave you the right to kill yourself, or harm yourself?

The only thing depressing here is the delusional reality you've constructed for yourself.

Unlucky!
Still waiting for that evidence.
Not really.
Your country is as bad as India.
Doubt it!
Not really.
Good guess but no
Sure you did.
That's not very nice!

Has pretending things will happen ever actually manifested them into reality?
I don't even smoke weed, weirdo.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio doesn't support gay marriage because he's—ACK! *Dies by getting a firehose slammed to the face*

Not really. It's because the modern group that YOU created made it so all they do is get tax exemptions. It's not an actual marriage.

Yeah, I'm at peace with—ACK! *Dies by falling into a lake of fire*

Doubt it.

You don't want to help me in the—ACK! *Dies by getting a knife shoved in his chest by WALKING directly on it. Unlucky!*

True! But I am sure that naive gringos will try helping you.

The only thing depressing—ACK! *Dies by suicide*

You? True!

It's not an actual marriage.

They don't even behave like husband X husband. They still act like boyfriend X boyfriend. Trust me, it's blatantly obvious.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

What's with all these impotent death threats, Claudio? You used to directly say it to people's faces, now you edit their posts to make it look like they died in some cartoonish way. You really are a thin-skinned faggot who only has power over dying cats.

 

[Tablet County]

Not really. It's-- *fly goes into his tube, has to go to the hospital*

D-- *gets distracted by succulent feline corpse on the side of the road*

True! But I am sure that-- *beaten by his chad stepfather for being a faggot*

You? Tr... true... *breaks down sobbing because he's an utter failure*

What Roblox does to a mfer.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Redacted for being an obvious lie]

Your father is Satan.

What's with all these impotent death—ACK! *Dies after getting his head flattened by a 50kg weight!* GORE GALORE!*

Cope.

What Roblox doe—ACK! *Dies by being impaled against a tree, through the back, by a monster*

Unlucky!

Hm.

I wonder. Do you think your entrails look pink or veeeeery grayish magenta? @Tablet County Tablet

I believe the latter.

 

[Tablet County]

Your father is-- *cries again because he has no father figure*

Co-- *toxoplasmosis-induced seizure*

Unluck-- *another fly gets caught in his tube*

I wonder. Do you think your entrails look pink or veeeeery grayish magenta?

I believe-- *yep another fly*

Probably neither due to the fact that I drink Red 40 by the gallon. It makes me stronger.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

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Fun fact: I have never wanted to marry.

Bitch.

 

[Staticness]

Witnessing this crashout is amazing. The fact Claudio hasn’t gotten the Mitsuba-style banhammer for death threats boggles the mind.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Probably neither due—ACK! *Dies because a painful bone cancer kicked in, and it takes him 7 months and 7 days to die*

Uh oh!