Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[True Boss of this Gym]

By the way, I already had answered the previous fucking question.

You are really killing me here.

If only you were dead instead of the cat you raped, alas.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

How do you know for certain that the culprit was from the neighboring neighborhood and not your neighborhood if they were never identified by the relevant authorities?

 

[Goycast Guy]

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Oh? Deleting the evidence of your crimes?

You'll still get killed if you keep acting like an edgy version of Synthethic Man, bro.

So why haven’t I gotten killed yet? You have my address dude. Come and get me.

And your obvious prejudice and violence towards anyone non white or non heterosexual isn't? Either way, we both know you like cock, and want to be sodomized with one.

I like vagina and want to put my cock IN one. Stop with your gay ass head-canon dude. I like nice racks.

Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

Nigger.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Obviously they never existed.

I'm going to mention this on my very last post

So never?

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.

I've noticed that grammarly also corrects when you type "my mother is a whore" into "my mother is not a whore" and autocorrects "I worship Satan" into "I'm a good little Catholic boy". Common mistake.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled.

Obviously. So obvious I don't know why you even had to mention it. Whenever you lie it was just a grammatic error!

And by that, I mean you clearly did. Any sort of sexual lifestyle is by your own choice. Raping is also a choice, too,

Choosy Mexicans choose cats!

Because that's what you dumbass Americans love to use as counterargument. I have an entire psych profile already mapped out in my head, regarding your people.

I live in your head rent free and I haven't seen any map in here.

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Oh. Your God (Santa Muerte) is cool with killing people as long as it isn't murder. Good to know.

MK Ultra

There we go.

Get fucked.

Hate to break it to you but MK Ultra is not a person. I wouldn't expect any less from a Mexican intellectual such as yourself.

Number 2:
It wasn't exactly a kitten.

So your previous statement about not raping a kitten meant nothing. Got it.

Not hard to put the two together.

It is for Mexicans apparently. "Doctor said I have very Portuguese legs!"

 

[Tablet County]

Tablet, Goycast Guy is using the Bible theology wrong, again (unsurprisingly).

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Retard.

Seeing as the Romans executed Jesus legally I don't see what the big deal was.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

You are a nigger, fat, rapes animals and a retard. I would not have sex with you but maybe a running woodchipper will. Dive in.

 

[Tablet County]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

You know instead of trying to argue your case to people who just like to see you get angry, you could go write a novel, listen to your favorite music, drink a glass of water or something.
Like you've said multiple times, there's no real point in arguing with us and it's clearly upsetting you, why continue wasting your time with us? There are much more important things you could be doing with your life. Hell, even jacking off would be more productive than whatever you're trying to accomplish here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Let's dive a little deeper into Claudio's belief that all sexual desires are a choice. This is odd to me since most lolcows, Alex Hogendorp for example, often express shame and regret for their sexual fetishes. Alex said he can't explain why he is attracted to armless children in bondage gear and he knows it's wrong but he can't help his urges. Claudio, on the other hand, implies that he actively seeks out Lego fetish porn and baby animal zoophile content on purpose. He chooses to masturbate to baby animals instead of adult women.

This also brings his allegations of being groomed into question. How would Claudio have been groomed if he claims he is directly in control of all his sexual desires and actions? He would have been fully consenting to any and all sexual advances made towards him by his groomer. He would have been complicit in the act. Equally to blame. Equally guilty. He would be aiding and abetting a pedophile. That would have been his choice.

Claudio chooses to desire cocks shoved in all his holes. He could choose normal heterosexual activities but he chooses to be sodomized.

If we further extrapolate, Claudia chose to get infected with HPV and chose to sleep with a philandering crackhead. If she chose such risky sexual behaviors, would that not classify her as a woman with loose morals? A whore?

Claudio, I think, does not know what he is saying. He is telling us he chose to be sexually aroused by animals. This only further supports the cat rape.

 

[Goycast Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Is this book like hentai for you? I’m genuinely curious.

 

[Tablet County]

Claudio, I think, does not know what he is saying.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

 

[Goycast Guy]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

Claudio “I speak better English than you” Castañeda

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

What about those of us who think it's just you being a dumbass?

 

[Detective Carey]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

Hey dude! Is this what the whole argument about mixing up your VS you're was about, was it just Grammarly? I was super confused by that but everyone wanted to focus on cat stuff so it kind of got dropped. I wasn't sure, if like it was a translation thing, or if Mexico inverts the rules on your VS you're, or what.

I'll wait till my next post for my next question, good to see you plugging away as usual. I hate Grammarly too, people who use it should be sent back to school.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

How do you know for certain that the culprit was from the neighboring neighborhood and not your neighborhood if they were never identified by the relevant authorities?

This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hate Grammarly too, people who use it should be sent back to school

Claudio is already going to Hell. It's just cruel to make him go to a Mexican school as well.

 

[GizmoG]

Let's dive a little deeper into Claudio's belief that all sexual desires are a choice.

He also gets a boner when getting spanked by his papi, I guess this too was a choice. Damn, what a sick fuck @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is...

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Is this book like hentai for you? I’m genuinely curious.
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Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.

 

[Tablet County]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

Nobody cares, Claudio.

Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.

Playgirl magazines are pornography though that doesn't



I wish I could convey the sigh that just swept through my body through the medium of text.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.

Before the son of a whore twink says it:

No, Brayden Fucktard—Peel. I learned about the Playgirl magazine from the fact one of DSP's exiled fan boys just couldn't shut the fuck up about them.

Griffin watched restreams of the fucktard, REMEMBER?