Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Balanced Boomer]

I'M OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS SHITPOST SUNDAY! SEE IF YOU CAN OBTAIN THE COVETED "QUALITY QUAD-POST" BEFORE THE SPIC NIGGER BREAKS YOUR CHAIN!

¡UNO!


¡DOS!


¡TRES!


¡QUATRO!

I win fuck you Claudio you're a nigger lol hole neck nigger TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

YOU RAPED A KITTEN????

Number 1:
N O

Number 2:
It wasn't exactly a kitten. But the abused cat wasn't an adult either.

Grammarly’s suggestions are subject to manual approval.

Did
You
Not
Read
What
The
Fuck
I
Said?

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

In conclusion, dumbshit: I DIDN'T FUCKING SEE THE SMELLED WORD.

There we go. How else can I get it through your thick skull without e-shouting?

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

Here I have a question for you.

Why are you a nigger?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Did the veterinarian suggest you stop raping cats to death too?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

How did the veterinarian come to the conclusion that the cat was sodomized?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

How did the veterinarian come to the conclusion that the cat was sodomized?

First of all. He didn't say sodomized. I concluded to that myself because:

A) Word for word, he said: The cat has damages common in sexual abuse.

B) THE CAT'S FUCKING THING WAS OUT.

Not hard to put the two together.

By the way, I already had answered the previous fucking question.

You are really killing me here.

 

[Tread Miller]

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.

Smelled is quite different from heard in spelling, even someone as ESL as you should know that they are at least 2 different words.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

By the way, I already had answered the previous fucking question.

You are really killing me here.

If only you were dead instead of the cat you raped, alas.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

How do you know for certain that the culprit was from the neighboring neighborhood and not your neighborhood if they were never identified by the relevant authorities?

 

[Goycast Guy]

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Oh? Deleting the evidence of your crimes?

You'll still get killed if you keep acting like an edgy version of Synthethic Man, bro.

So why haven’t I gotten killed yet? You have my address dude. Come and get me.

And your obvious prejudice and violence towards anyone non white or non heterosexual isn't? Either way, we both know you like cock, and want to be sodomized with one.

I like vagina and want to put my cock IN one. Stop with your gay ass head-canon dude. I like nice racks.

Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

Nigger.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Obviously they never existed.

I'm going to mention this on my very last post

So never?

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.

I've noticed that grammarly also corrects when you type "my mother is a whore" into "my mother is not a whore" and autocorrects "I worship Satan" into "I'm a good little Catholic boy". Common mistake.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled.

Obviously. So obvious I don't know why you even had to mention it. Whenever you lie it was just a grammatic error!

And by that, I mean you clearly did. Any sort of sexual lifestyle is by your own choice. Raping is also a choice, too,

Choosy Mexicans choose cats!

Because that's what you dumbass Americans love to use as counterargument. I have an entire psych profile already mapped out in my head, regarding your people.

I live in your head rent free and I haven't seen any map in here.

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Oh. Your God (Santa Muerte) is cool with killing people as long as it isn't murder. Good to know.

MK Ultra

There we go.

Get fucked.

Hate to break it to you but MK Ultra is not a person. I wouldn't expect any less from a Mexican intellectual such as yourself.

Number 2:
It wasn't exactly a kitten.

So your previous statement about not raping a kitten meant nothing. Got it.

Not hard to put the two together.

It is for Mexicans apparently. "Doctor said I have very Portuguese legs!"

 

[Tablet County]

Tablet, Goycast Guy is using the Bible theology wrong, again (unsurprisingly).

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Retard.

Seeing as the Romans executed Jesus legally I don't see what the big deal was.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

You are a nigger, fat, rapes animals and a retard. I would not have sex with you but maybe a running woodchipper will. Dive in.

 

[Tablet County]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

You know instead of trying to argue your case to people who just like to see you get angry, you could go write a novel, listen to your favorite music, drink a glass of water or something.
Like you've said multiple times, there's no real point in arguing with us and it's clearly upsetting you, why continue wasting your time with us? There are much more important things you could be doing with your life. Hell, even jacking off would be more productive than whatever you're trying to accomplish here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Let's dive a little deeper into Claudio's belief that all sexual desires are a choice. This is odd to me since most lolcows, Alex Hogendorp for example, often express shame and regret for their sexual fetishes. Alex said he can't explain why he is attracted to armless children in bondage gear and he knows it's wrong but he can't help his urges. Claudio, on the other hand, implies that he actively seeks out Lego fetish porn and baby animal zoophile content on purpose. He chooses to masturbate to baby animals instead of adult women.

This also brings his allegations of being groomed into question. How would Claudio have been groomed if he claims he is directly in control of all his sexual desires and actions? He would have been fully consenting to any and all sexual advances made towards him by his groomer. He would have been complicit in the act. Equally to blame. Equally guilty. He would be aiding and abetting a pedophile. That would have been his choice.

Claudio chooses to desire cocks shoved in all his holes. He could choose normal heterosexual activities but he chooses to be sodomized.

If we further extrapolate, Claudia chose to get infected with HPV and chose to sleep with a philandering crackhead. If she chose such risky sexual behaviors, would that not classify her as a woman with loose morals? A whore?

Claudio, I think, does not know what he is saying. He is telling us he chose to be sexually aroused by animals. This only further supports the cat rape.

 

[Goycast Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Is this book like hentai for you? I’m genuinely curious.

 

[Tablet County]

Claudio, I think, does not know what he is saying.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

 

[Goycast Guy]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

Claudio “I speak better English than you” Castañeda

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.

What about those of us who think it's just you being a dumbass?