Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[GizmoG]

Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.

Being aroused by naked adult human men is worse to @Claudio Hernández Castañeda than being aroused by kittens. Let that sink in Claudio-bros.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Mental retardation]

The fact you cannot comprehend that I called Brayden a fucking homosexual is amazing.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall

This raises the question of why you would specifically look for some cat that your mother smelled. If there is a long history of cats, you should have suspected there to be cats. Smelling a cat would not been out of the ordinary.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

This is unnecessary and nobody cares.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

That's why the cat was in front of your condo. You live there and raped it there. Obviously.

C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.

Dot 1. Claudio is sexually attracted to animals, especially cats
Dot 2. Raped cat is found in front of Claudio's residence

Did I connect them right?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.

Oh, silly @GizmoG and @Sparkletor 2.0

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

All you are doing is helping MY defense case. Especially because, hear me out:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?

I am taking notes about it, don't worry.

 

[Detective Carey]

Okay second question!

I recall earlier you said something to the effect that animals can consent, can you expound upon that? I swear I'm not trying to fuck with you, I genuinely find the concept baffling, and was wondering if there was something in the Bible I perhaps misread, maybe a weird translation?

I personally don't think real actual animals can. I mean sure, I guess make believe fantasy animals can (like that FF lion dog thing you seem to be keen on), but that's not real/doesn't really matter.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.

Not exactly mine if they came from your collection.

Griffin watched restreams of the fucktard, REMEMBER?

Sorry, no. I don’t remember what your boyfriend watched.

The fact you cannot comprehend that I called Brayden a fucking homosexual is amazing.

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Oh, silly @GizmoG and @Sparkletor 2.0

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

All you are doing is helping MY defense case. Especially because, hear me out:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?
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I am taking notes about it, don't worry.

The trash can means your post was dumb. Your post was dumb because you are dumb.

Hope my explanation helped!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Grammarly

What a great advertisement for Duolingo. That, and it'll murder you when you miss your lessons.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

Point A and point B are contradictory. A implies that the stray cat came in from (relatively) afar, which would’ve been impossible with the injuries you’ve described it having. Doubly so because it was young, meaning it would not have the strength of a full grown cat.

Follow up question: was there any physical evidence (like a trail or something) that makes you feel certain that the incident didn’t take place in your neighborhood?

 

[Tablet County]

The fact you cannot comprehend that I called Brayden a fucking homosexual is amazing.

No, really? I thought you were trying to imply he commits tax evasion.

If I tried to explain the nuances of humor to you I probably actually would kill myself, so I'm going to do what you won't and not even bother.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

This nigga uses Grammarly AND fucks cats?

 

[GizmoG]

Oh, silly @GizmoG and @Sparkletor 2.0

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

All you are doing is helping MY defense case. Especially because, hear me out:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?
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I am taking notes about it, don't worry.

I negrate your posts because they are just about all verbal diarrhea. It's approaching schizo level raging. I've told you countless times already, if you would focus your efforts on finishing your manifesto, then at least you could have an organized document of your thoughts about us, and could back up your seethe. While waiting for you to post your manifesto (long overdue at this point), I will continue to negrate your schizo posts. Suffah retard.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Hey dude! Is this what the whole argument about mixing up your VS you're was about—

Counter question: Are you retarded? I'm serious. Are you a fucking retard?

No, the answer is FUCKING NO.

Let's—ACK *Dies from gunshot to the forehead*

Do you really think I'll read your autistic, badly made conjectures?

You kno—ACK! *Dies from getting a hand exploded with a firecracker*

No, you'll go to Hell. Go fuck yourself.

Seeing as the Romans executed Jesus legally I—ACK! *Dies after being pushed off a roof with a rope around his neck. Snap*

No, Tablet.

Just no.

Oh? Deleting the evidence of your crimes?

...Is this fucking retard serious?

So why haven’t I gotten killed yet? You have my address dude. Come and get me.

If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, and then "some people" would happen to be notified that a "a Ytey" family lives in X place, and that their son loves to say the N word like it's free chocolate.

You know what this implies, right? Be glad I am not willing to tarnish my soul for the likes of you.

Nigger

I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too! You know how certain groups I'm there demographic act when they learn of stuff like this.

Oh. Your God (Santa Muerte) is cool with killing people as long as it isn't murder. Good to know.

Yep. You fucking angry about it, bitch? How else will humans eat meat?

Retard.

Hate to break it to you but MK Ultra is not a person. I wouldn't expect any less from a Mexican intellectu—ack! *Dies from getting tested on like a rat by his own government*

You asked for an actual conspiracy, British descendant cunt.

 

[Goycast Guy]

This nigga uses Grammarly AND fucks cats?

Remember that Claudio has gone on record saying that he has better English than most Americans, yet he has to use Grammarly because his English is so shit.

Is this fucking retard serious?

I know you no understand English very well, but yes I’m being very serious.

If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, and then "some people" would happen to be notified that a "a Ytey" family lives in X place, and that their son loves to say the N word like it's free chocolate.

You know what this implies, right? Be glad I am not willing to tarnish my soul for the likes of you.

I’m trembling.

I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too! You know how certain groups I'm there demographic act when they learn of stuff like this.

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Remember that Claudio has gone on record saying that he has better English than most Americans, yet he has to use Grammarly because his English is so shit.

He needed a guide written in spanish to learn how to thumbnail his images LMAOOOOO

 

[Atomic Mindbreaker]

You know what this implies, right?

You love niggers and you want a nigger cock in your mouth and you want niggers to kill your bullies on Kiwifarms.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Dot 1.—ACK! *Dies from getting a firepocker's pointy end shoved into his mouth*

No evidence, so no.

Get fucked.

Point A and point B are contradictory.

Nope.

A implies that the stray cat came in from (relatively) afar,

Nope.

which would’ve been impossible with the injuries you’ve described it having.

Nope. Cats are very resilient. Touch grass sometime, thanks.

Doubly so because it was young, meaning it would not have the strength of a full grown cat.

It wasn't a full blown kitten, learn to fucking read

Follow up question: was there any physical evidence (like a trail or something) that makes you feel certain that the incident didn’t take place in your neighborhood?

No trail. The cat was JUST FUCKING THERE.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you really think I'll read your autistic, badly made conjectures?

So you don't read what I post and you completely stopped responding to anything I say. Sure, I believe you.

and then "some people" would happen to be notified

You have no friends except your mom.

I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too!

No you wouldn't.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Remember that Claudio has gone on record saying that he has better English than most Americans, yet he has to use Grammarly because his English is so shit.

Not how it works, maricón.

I know you no understand English very well, but yes I’m being very serious.

I know you don't understand English very well, but I’m still being serious.

Ftfy

He needed a guide—ACK *Dies from decapitation. Then head is set ablaze*

Which I didn't read.

 

[Da Capo]

Shit no one cares about

Have you stopped raping cats?