Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.
Hey dude! Is this what the whole argument about mixing up your VS you're was about, was it just Grammarly? I was super confused by that but everyone wanted to focus on cat stuff so it kind of got dropped. I wasn't sure, if like it was a translation thing, or if Mexico inverts the rules on your VS you're, or what.

I'll wait till my next post for my next question, good to see you plugging away as usual. I hate Grammarly too, people who use it should be sent back to school.
 
How do you know for certain that the culprit was from the neighboring neighborhood and not your neighborhood if they were never identified by the relevant authorities?
This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.
 
For the people that really think Grammarly isn't capable of being a dumbass, you must understand this—

IT JUST FUCKING GAVE ME A NOTIFICATION TO FUCKING CHANGE "A" TO "AN"—DESPITE THE FACT THE FOLLOWING WORD BEING "SUPERB".

Do you fucking get it now? You can easily replicate it yourself.
Nobody cares, Claudio.
Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.
Playgirl magazines are pornography though that doesn't



I wish I could convey the sigh that just swept through my body through the medium of text.
 
Are playgirl magazines your porn books?

Gottem.
Before the son of a whore twink says it:

No, Brayden Fucktard—Peel. I learned about the Playgirl magazine from the fact one of DSP's exiled fan boys just couldn't shut the fuck up about them.

Griffin watched restreams of the fucktard, REMEMBER?
 
This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall
This raises the question of why you would specifically look for some cat that your mother smelled. If there is a long history of cats, you should have suspected there to be cats. Smelling a cat would not been out of the ordinary.
That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.
This is unnecessary and nobody cares.
B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.
That's why the cat was in front of your condo. You live there and raped it there. Obviously.
C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.
Dot 1. Claudio is sexually attracted to animals, especially cats
Dot 2. Raped cat is found in front of Claudio's residence

Did I connect them right?
 
This question can't exactly work because:

A: My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.

C) The cat obviously hid under one of my neighbors' cars because cats already feel safe under those. Connect the fucking dots.

Oh, silly @GizmoG and @Sparkletor 2.0

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

All you are doing is helping MY defense case. Especially because, hear me out:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?
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I am taking notes about it, don't worry.
 
Okay second question!

I recall earlier you said something to the effect that animals can consent, can you expound upon that? I swear I'm not trying to fuck with you, I genuinely find the concept baffling, and was wondering if there was something in the Bible I perhaps misread, maybe a weird translation?

I personally don't think real actual animals can. I mean sure, I guess make believe fantasy animals can (like that FF lion dog thing you seem to be keen on), but that's not real/doesn't really matter.
 
My condominium has a long history of having stray cats getting in here through the border wall that has the wall made of bushes. It's not that hard (for those cheeky fuckers), because there is like... What? A brick red, like edge where they can even lay down on, walk over and jump out of? They can climb it again the same way.

That was how I once discovered that one of my old cats (he escaped when I went with my mom to Puebla because her company needed to go there. Arcagato really thought we abandoned him. Dumbass) might have gotten children—Because I once saw an exact CAT LIKE HIM prowling around once. Even if the timeline should (logically) tell me he should had died at least from age.

B) The cat obviously won't fucking be able to travel too far with wathever the fuck actual damage he had inside.
Point A and point B are contradictory. A implies that the stray cat came in from (relatively) afar, which would’ve been impossible with the injuries you’ve described it having. Doubly so because it was young, meaning it would not have the strength of a full grown cat.

Follow up question: was there any physical evidence (like a trail or something) that makes you feel certain that the incident didn’t take place in your neighborhood?
 
The fact you cannot comprehend that I called Brayden a fucking homosexual is amazing.
No, really? I thought you were trying to imply he commits tax evasion.

If I tried to explain the nuances of humor to you I probably actually would kill myself, so I'm going to do what you won't and not even bother.
 
Oh, silly @GizmoG and @Sparkletor 2.0

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

All you are doing is helping MY defense case. Especially because, hear me out:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?
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I am taking notes about it, don't worry.
I negrate your posts because they are just about all verbal diarrhea. It's approaching schizo level raging. I've told you countless times already, if you would focus your efforts on finishing your manifesto, then at least you could have an organized document of your thoughts about us, and could back up your seethe. While waiting for you to post your manifesto (long overdue at this point), I will continue to negrate your schizo posts. Suffah retard.
 
Hey dude! Is this what the whole argument about mixing up your VS you're was about—
Counter question: Are you retarded? I'm serious. Are you a fucking retard?

No, the answer is FUCKING NO.
Let's—ACK *Dies from gunshot to the forehead*
Do you really think I'll read your autistic, badly made conjectures?
You kno—ACK! *Dies from getting a hand exploded with a firecracker*
No, you'll go to Hell. Go fuck yourself.
Seeing as the Romans executed Jesus legally I—ACK! *Dies after being pushed off a roof with a rope around his neck. Snap*
No, Tablet.

Just no.
Oh? Deleting the evidence of your crimes?
...Is this fucking retard serious?
So why haven’t I gotten killed yet? You have my address dude. Come and get me.
If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, and then "some people" would happen to be notified that a "a Ytey" family lives in X place, and that their son loves to say the N word like it's free chocolate.

You know what this implies, right? Be glad I am not willing to tarnish my soul for the likes of you.
I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too! You know how certain groups I'm there demographic act when they learn of stuff like this.

Oh. Your God (Santa Muerte) is cool with killing people as long as it isn't murder. Good to know.
Yep. You fucking angry about it, bitch? How else will humans eat meat?

Retard.
Hate to break it to you but MK Ultra is not a person. I wouldn't expect any less from a Mexican intellectu—ack! *Dies from getting tested on like a rat by his own government*
You asked for an actual conspiracy, British descendant cunt.
 
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