Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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This nigga uses Grammarly AND fucks cats?
Remember that Claudio has gone on record saying that he has better English than most Americans, yet he has to use Grammarly because his English is so shit.
Is this fucking retard serious?
I know you no understand English very well, but yes I’m being very serious.
If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, and then "some people" would happen to be notified that a "a Ytey" family lives in X place, and that their son loves to say the N word like it's free chocolate.

You know what this implies, right? Be glad I am not willing to tarnish my soul for the likes of you.
I’m trembling.
I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too! You know how certain groups I'm there demographic act when they learn of stuff like this.
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
 
Dot 1.—ACK! *Dies from getting a firepocker's pointy end shoved into his mouth*
No evidence, so no.

Get fucked.
Point A and point B are contradictory.
Nope.
A implies that the stray cat came in from (relatively) afar,
Nope.
which would’ve been impossible with the injuries you’ve described it having.
Nope. Cats are very resilient. Touch grass sometime, thanks.
Doubly so because it was young, meaning it would not have the strength of a full grown cat.
It wasn't a full blown kitten, learn to fucking read
Follow up question: was there any physical evidence (like a trail or something) that makes you feel certain that the incident didn’t take place in your neighborhood?
No trail. The cat was JUST FUCKING THERE.
 
Do you really think I'll read your autistic, badly made conjectures?
So you don't read what I post and you completely stopped responding to anything I say. Sure, I believe you.
and then "some people" would happen to be notified
You have no friends except your mom.
I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too!
No you wouldn't.
 
Remember that Claudio has gone on record saying that he has better English than most Americans, yet he has to use Grammarly because his English is so shit.
Not how it works, maricón.
I know you no understand English very well, but yes I’m being very serious.
I know you don't understand English very well, but I’m still being serious.

Ftfy
He needed a guide—ACK *Dies from decapitation. Then head is set ablaze*
Which I didn't read.
 
*Dies from getting a hand exploded with a firecracker*
That... wouldn't kill me. It'd maim me certainly, but just having my hand blown up is recoverable.
No, Tablet.

Just no.
Yes Tablet yes. Jesus Christ committed an act of treason against the Empire and was executed according to the law. He was not murdered and no sin occured.
I would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too!
Don't worry I believe you.
Not how it works, maricón.
My god he's turning into Tomlinson. Hide all the black children before he turns them into carnitas!
 
No you wouldn't.
If I was truly vengeful, and evil?

Yes I fucking would.

For the slowpokes here, I am implying that if I was actually evil, I would make a proxy group be the ones killing Goycast and his entire family.

You and I know how certain demographics have behaved when (allegedly) called the N word. Isn't that cute?

Tl;Dr Weaponizing African American paranoia to kill 2 white people and his faggot son.
 
No evidence, so no.

Get fucked.
The evidence would be the copious amount of animal porn that you admitted was yours but doesn't count because it was from a "long time ago". Guess what, the cat rape was from that same time period.

Your specific fondness for felines is evidenced by your use of a lion as your fursona, your (legal) incest porn featuring a lion, your crush being a prepubescent lion dog thing, and your love of Lego lion porn.

All evidence in this very thread.
 
Nope. Cats are very resilient. Touch grass sometime, thanks.
You tell others to touch grass yet the only thing you touch are cats.
It wasn't a full blown kitten, learn to fucking read
It may have not been a full blown kitten but you fully blew its back out.
I am implying that if I was actually evil, I would make a proxy group be the ones killing Goycast and his entire family.
I’m sorry to break it to you Claudio but the US doesn’t work like Mexico.
 
If I was truly vengeful, and evil?

Yes I fucking would.

For the slowpokes here, I am implying that if I was actually evil, I would make a proxy group be the ones killing Goycast and his entire family.

You and I know how certain demographics have behaved when (allegedly) called the N word. Isn't that cute?

Tl;Dr Weaponizing African American paranoia to kill 2 white people and his faggot son.
Black people in America hate Mexicans more that white people. This is because the Mexicans are also draining the welfare system that is for blacks.

Good luck though!
 
That... wouldn't kill me. It'd maim me certainly, but just having my hand blown up is recoverable.
Are you implying I wouldn't make sure there was a lot of traffic in that hour before the hand got exploded?

Good luck not bleeding out, babe!

I have a good imagination.
Yes Tablet yes. Jesus —ACK! *Dies from getting his neck snapped by a demon in Hell*
What's Ceasar's, for the Ceasar. And what's God's to God.

Get fucked. Even Jesus said it would be a crime in the eyes of God no matter what man made laws existed.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You have no friends except your mom.
Who the fuck said those black people in my hypothetical scenario would be my friends?

Take your meds, amerimutt.
 
Are you implying I wouldn't make sure there was a lot of traffic in that hour before the hand got exploded?
Yes because you're an impotent loser who would never have the resources to pull it off.
What's Ceasar's, for the Ceasar. And what's God's to God.

Get fucked. Even Jesus said it would be a crime in the eyes of God no matter what man made laws existed.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I mean, he came back to life in three days anyway, so his death was premeditated. If anything, Pilate was performing the medically accepted assisted suicide procedure for the time period.
 
I negrate your posts because—Ack! *Dies from getting 1L of boiling hot coffee dropped inside his mouth*
Thanks for proving my point, darling.
I’m sorry to break it to you Claudio but the US doesn’t work like Mexico
Your laws won't matter if you were killed in this scenario, buddy.

You wouldn't benefit... Like, at all.

The evidence would be the copious amount of animal porn that you admitted was yours but doesn't count because it was from a "long time ago". Guess what, the cat rape was from that same time period.
Anthro porn isn't animal porn. Calling it that would imply it's ZSAM, Spark.

The only thing that is fictional and can be considered CSAM, depending your state, is fucking lolicon.

Get fucked.
Your specific fondness for felines is evidenced by your use of a lion as your fursona, your (legal) incest porn featuring a lion, your crush being a prepubescent lion dog thing,
48 years old isnt being prepubescent.
and your love of Lego lion porn.
Not anymore.
All evidence in this very thread.
So, none. Got it.
What makes you so certain that the incident occurred outside your neighborhood if there wasn’t any physical evidence to suggest that it did?
A cat can't just fucking appear from nowhere. Either way. Cat is dead, we tried to save him.

If I had fucking raped him. WHY THE FUCK would I try to save it? Explain that one, Einstein.
 
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