Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Goycast Guy]

Someone who supports child abuse

Your mere existence supports child abuse.

Someone who supports domestic abuse

Manuel is unfathomably based.

A xenophobe

gringo retard

These two statements are funny when put together.

 

[Tablet County]

These two statements are funny when put together.

Rules for gringo but not for mingo.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The fact you talk the way you do about my own mother, while defending the acts of my bastard father, and then insulting my grandfather tells me everything I need to know about you as a person.

A blasphemer

Hail Satan

Someone who supports child abuse

You should have been aborted. Then you wouldn't have been abused as a child.

Someone who supports domestic abuse

Claudia deserved it. The cops even told Manuel they would have hit her too, remember?

A xenophobe

Not a bad thing.

A hypocrite

Debatable

The very caricature of a white man that the leftoids mention

Stereotypes exist for a reason I guess. Like the lazy stupid Mexican who choked on a quesadilla.

And most of all

A liar.

I prefer calling it stretching the truth.

 

[Detective Carey]

So far my heartiest guffaws have been:

I sneeze SO FUCKING STRONG AND LOUD

I have a good imagination.

and this one is supberb, it's really subtle if you think about it.

I'd argue you can really only lop off one, then you're pretty much stuck.

You ask your daddy or mommy to cut the other, duh.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So far my heartiest guffaws have been:





and this one is supberb, it's really subtle if you think about it.

I liked when he was trying to be a badass and told us the last time bullies mad him this mad he destroyed his math homework in his rage.

Or how he's so strong he can lift an entire typewriter.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Or how he's so strong he can lift an entire typewriter.

Claudio has yet to post his bench PR despite me requesting so numerous pages ago. He's too busy raping cats to death to pick up lifting it seems.

 

[Tablet County]

I liked when he was trying to be a badass and told us the last time bullies mad him this mad he destroyed his math homework in his rage.

Or how he's so strong he can lift an entire typewriter.

He realized he wasn't intimidating at all so he decided to outsource his gay revenge fantasies to the big G instead. Only he didn't seem to take into account that being a churlish homosexual just makes all his fire and brimstone crap sound empty. Empty vessels and loud sounds I guess.
And as I said, now that the lies and damned lies have failed him, he's moved on to statistics as a means of dancing on the hypothetical future grave of wypipo, not seeming to realize that once the whites are gone the browns are next. Claus is NOT ready for Neo-Andalus. That is if based Argentina doesn't civilize his Aztec ass.

 

[Detective Carey]

I mean to be fair, if you were allegedly frail and possibly wheelchair bound, but could manage to lift and wield an old-school mechanical typewriter, you probably could mess someone up with it.

It's just such an awkward choice of blunt instrument though, you know?

Claudio is your whole "furry but still a good Catholic dindu" stuff rooted in Ezekial 23:20? (KJV if you must know).

For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

I am asking honestly, because I'm totally Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and I don't really get Catholicism with all it's statues and candles and stuff. We don't allow idolatry in our churches, that's why we don't even have crosses. Oh and we don't drink wine, sacrament is just water and bread, because drinking is a no no.

We do really enjoy Taco Tuesday though!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

We're never getting that manifesto.

 

[Detective Carey]

Claudio Hernández Castañeda
chrisc said:
Rich from the c—ACK! *Dies from a hammer to the forehead*

At least we got some sick riffs out of it.

Claudio, if I ever sneak over the border to become your gardener, I'll teach you this song on the electrical guitar. It'll make your hands stronger, because death metal is taxing to play. You may even be able to lift two typewriters!

 

[Sludgeholden]

Knock it off with the all c-ACK *cat scraches eyes and micropenis off in his attempt to sodomize it.*

WHAY DO YOU MEAN "ALL CACK"?

 

[Po's Cootah]

48 years old isnt being prepubescent.

The lion is still physically prepubescent, dumbass. How is that so hard to understand? He's 48 years old chronologically, but 15 years old physically.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Not really.

This entire thread suggests otherwise. Lmao what sad case.

I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him),

You raped a cat, then took it to a vet. The vet didn't see the act of raping a cat so they couldn't prove nor disprove you're a cat rapist.
You hate your father. You lambast him as the lowest low possible and suddenly his word is worth something? Why would he be a witness anyway?

Claudio = Absolved due to negligence of the other side.

I would like to thank God for making this possible.

So you're happy you raped a cat and God has stepped in to cover it up for you? That's a new level of delusion. Fucking retard.

 

[Detective Carey]

Can you stop doing the whole

vaguely homosexual/murder fantasy quotes

thing? I've been getting reports from the KiwiUnion about how you're making multiple posters of various genders/ethnicities/religious backgrounds super uncomfortable and honestly, we don't have the HR budget to deal with that shit so knock it off alright?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Too bad. This is a "He said, she said" case.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch

Why would I believe the word of a guy that has spent 400 pages denying clearly documented evidence that he is a furry?

Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?

Edit:

He's going back and negrating my posts from 100 pages ago

 

[chrisc]

claudio needs to kill himself he is a zoophile cat rapist

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio is in church right now pretending he wasn't up all night making death threats and telling people he would rape them.

Such a good Catholic boy.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

Okay. In all seriousness, while there is no proof of the rape and you're just feeding into ragebait, here is a question... Why did you specifically bring this situation up after people jokingly called you a zoophile because you were a furry? Nobody knew about this situation until you decided to powerlevel about it.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Okay. In all seriousness, while there is no proof of the rape and you're just feeding into ragebait, here is a question... Why did you specifically bring this situation up after people jokingly called you a zoophile because you were a furry? Nobody knew about this situation until you decided to powerlevel about it.

Part of me thinks that Claudio just HAS to be trolling. But then I remember that Claudio is actually being dead serious with everything he says. Mental illness sure is a bitch.

We are not the same.

I agree that we are not the same. You want to rape cats, I do not.

 

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It's an easy way for him to remember what comments upset him the most without having to read them again and relive the trauma.

Does this make me an autism repellant?