Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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I mean to be fair, if you were allegedly frail and possibly wheelchair bound, but could manage to lift and wield an old-school mechanical typewriter, you probably could mess someone up with it.

It's just such an awkward choice of blunt instrument though, you know?

Claudio is your whole "furry but still a good Catholic dindu" stuff rooted in Ezekial 23:20? (KJV if you must know).

clearly some ancient sand person proto furry said:
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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I am asking honestly, because I'm totally Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and I don't really get Catholicism with all it's statues and candles and stuff. We don't allow idolatry in our churches, that's why we don't even have crosses. Oh and we don't drink wine, sacrament is just water and bread, because drinking is a no no.

We do really enjoy Taco Tuesday though!
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda
chrisc said:
Rich from the c—ACK! *Dies from a hammer to the forehead*
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At least we got some sick riffs out of it.


Claudio, if I ever sneak over the border to become your gardener, I'll teach you this song on the electrical guitar. It'll make your hands stronger, because death metal is taxing to play. You may even be able to lift two typewriters!
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Not really.
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This entire thread suggests otherwise. Lmao what sad case.

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him),
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You raped a cat, then took it to a vet. The vet didn't see the act of raping a cat so they couldn't prove nor disprove you're a cat rapist.
You hate your father. You lambast him as the lowest low possible and suddenly his word is worth something? Why would he be a witness anyway?

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Claudio = Absolved due to negligence of the other side.

I would like to thank God for making this possible.
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So you're happy you raped a cat and God has stepped in to cover it up for you? That's a new level of delusion. Fucking retard.
 
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Can you stop doing the whole
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
vaguely homosexual/murder fantasy quotes
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thing? I've been getting reports from the KiwiUnion about how you're making multiple posters of various genders/ethnicities/religious backgrounds super uncomfortable and honestly, we don't have the HR budget to deal with that shit so knock it off alright?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Too bad. This is a "He said, she said" case.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch
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Why would I believe the word of a guy that has spent 400 pages denying clearly documented evidence that he is a furry?
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Why are you negrating me? Did you think I wouldn't fucking notice?
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Guns of the Gaytriots said:
Edit:
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He's going back and negrating my posts from 100 pages ago :story:
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.
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Okay. In all seriousness, while there is no proof of the rape and you're just feeding into ragebait, here is a question... Why did you specifically bring this situation up after people jokingly called you a zoophile because you were a furry? Nobody knew about this situation until you decided to powerlevel about it.
 
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Okay. In all seriousness, while there is no proof of the rape and you're just feeding into ragebait, here is a question... Why did you specifically bring this situation up after people jokingly called you a zoophile because you were a furry? Nobody knew about this situation until you decided to powerlevel about it.
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Part of me thinks that Claudio just HAS to be trolling. But then I remember that Claudio is actually being dead serious with everything he says. Mental illness sure is a bitch.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
We are not the same.
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I agree that we are not the same. You want to rape cats, I do not.
 
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEGRATE POSTS WHERE I'M FUCKING COOPERATING?
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Lmao, he gets upset by reacts. He's that level of mongoloid.
Why would they think you're mad and dumb when you post mad and dumb? It's a real mystery.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Anthro porn isn't animal porn.
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About as delusional as lolicons insisting drawings are not CSAM.
You could be normal and just look at normal human tits but instead you like lions. You are attracted to those types of drawings as they are based on animals.
 
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Since Claudio is currently at church trying to seduce the priest into molesting him, I'll tell some jokes to kill some time.

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio?
A: A bag of garbage doesn't breathe through a neck tube

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio's house?
A: There might be intelligent life inside the bag of garbage

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio's mother?
A: A bag of garbage didn't fuck a crackhead
 
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Since Claudio is currently at church trying to seduce the priest into molesting him, I'll tell some jokes to kill some time.

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio?
A: A bag of garbage doesn't breathe through a neck tube

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio's house?
A: There might be intelligent life inside the bag of garbage

Q: What's the difference between a bag of garbage and Claudio's mother?
A: A bag of garbage didn't fuck a crackhead
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Q: What's in common between Claudio and a Brazilian politician?
A: They are compulsive liars
 
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