Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As you may recall, Pat was debunking Brian Keene's allegations that he never attended a protest by sharing photos he took at a recent boomer protest.
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Leslie then alleged that he lifted the photos off of the Internet:
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Pat decided to prove Leslie wrong twice more, stalker, by sharing a brand new selfie:
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"That happens when your account is popular." :smug:

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(For the curious, the watch goes for roughly ~250 Euros on various stores)
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Trump's Jew-controlled government appointed a negro as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. I am glad to see Patrick is as outraged about it as I am.

Yes, stalker. It is. Enjoy prison.

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Thanks for the information, stalker. I can (kind of) understand the theory that there was no shooting and the whole thing was fake, but the idea that Trump planned to have some random mentally deranged teenager actually fire a gun at his head with the intention of missing him by a fraction of an inch is so bizarre I don't know what to make of it. Enjoy prison.

2) it looks like it’s using a Miyota movement. Not terrible. It’s what you expect to see on cheap watches.
Wrong again, stalker. A top-shelf Festina automatic is worth several times more than a Rolex. This is why you end your life watchless and in a cage.
 
Most watch guys started out with some classic Seiko SKX009 or something. It's just what you get. And they're versatile, can wear on any occasion. From a suit to going for a dive in the ocean. But Pat picked the woman's choice of watches, the one that looks kinda fancy and says "SWISS MADE" because that's what he knows is good.
He's also fat, just thought I'd mention that.
You hit the nail on the head. That’s exactly what he did. He’s very feminine and sort of reminds me of a uniformed female cop. They always have to prove just how tough they are are remind us that they can hang in the man’s world.

What’s funny is that because of his age he should’ve dodged the broad feminization of men. I guess he didn’t or he’s just so feminine by nature that he ended up thinking, acting, and talking like a woman.

If you pull up one of the videos I linked (the one with millenials guessing watch prices) most of the men in that video are lacking masculine traits. And because of that they pick out the same watches as the women (for the same reasons too!). Almost every woman in that group thinks if the watch doesn’t have a steel band it’s cheap. I’m willing to bet that Patrick thinks the same way. I’ve handled 3 watches that were over $100k. Only one had a metal bracelet. Nothing ever this expensive though. Still, half a million dollars and it’s on rubber.

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Obsessing over e-drama and fixating on the verbiage people use as a means of trying to dox them? You have the makings of a proper Farmer in you, Jackie. (She lacks the context, but it's the thought that counts.)

Take the plunge and make an account, we have such (fat) sights to show you. You might even infiltrate the Ballwasher Discord where we discuss our nefarious plans, and you can finally get hard evidence of Fatrick's dastardly deeds. I can't wait to see your blowout exposé!
 
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Obsessing over e-drama and fixating on the verbiage people use as a means of trying to phonebook them? You have the makings of a proper Farmer in you, Jackie. (She lacks the context, but it's the thought that counts.)

Take the plunge and make an account, we have such (fat) sights to show you. You might even infiltrate the Ballwasher Discord where we discuss our nefarious plans, and you can finally get hard evidence of Fatrick's dastardly deeds. I can't wait to see your blowout exposé!
Engaging with us would likely shatter her fragile whiteness. She wouldn't dare.
 
Well, location aside, the name and gender match. So, did Patrick really no child the VICE PRESIDENT of JB Hunt Transport services?
Holy fuck, I want to call this guy and ask him if it was him, or if he is aware of Fatrick. Even if he wasn’t the caller, it can’t hurt to inform him the type of person his driver encountered.

I like the idea @McMitch put forth that he called back to the office and someone there said “just hang on, we’ll call the cops”. Because that’s entirely plausible. He wants to get away from the pigman, doesn’t know what to do, they make the executive decision to call the cops.
 
Tiny Tim Beyond Space and Time (and age of consent laws) will, of course, have space roaches in it, but they'll be gangbanging Tiny Tim, at the behest of Pip and the cruel Miss Havisham, while Joe Gargary fucks Estella in the next bed over. Things are very much not right at Sadie House.
As horrifying as this imagery is (Joe would never do such a thing), it was a delightful in a very bizarre way and made me think of how easily Pat would fit in a Dickens novel as a perfect villain. I read Oliver Twist as a child, and I am sure many Kiwis have as well, given most Kiwis have probably read more than Pat ever has. I can see the many parallels of Pat as Mr. Bumble, who is named after the term "bumbledom", which means "the meddlesome self-importance of a petty bureaucrat," which fits Patrick amazingly well. Had to jog my memory on a few things with a summary or two, but Pat fits so many Dickensian villains to a T, but Mr. Bumble I find very fitting. Mr. Bumble is described as "A fat man, and a choleric ... Mr. Bumble had a great idea of his oratorical powers and his importance." Again, Pat fits well within this description. Mr. Bumble is a FAT and piggish man who lords over the orphans in the workhouse and orphanage, which is amazingly more power than Rick has ever had or ever will. He schemes to marry a woman who is the matron of the workhouse and owns property, hence he wants to marry her to inherit it. He is now the Master of the workhouse but his wife is tyrannical and brow beats him constantly, which doesn't fit with Niki (that we know of) but a fitting punishment for our pig. He is the character in the famous scene who after Oliver dares to ask for more food, tells an orphan child all host of horrible punishments that will be afflicted upon him and essentially sells him into slavery with a cruel master, which in turn after some fights, leads Oliver to run away. Mr. Bumble enjoys berating those beneath him for follies he commits himself (very Pat coded) and lies about Oliver's character to people to make him out to be a bad child. Eventually, Mr. Bumble's lies, and cruelty catch up with him and he is sentenced to work in the same workhouse as the paupers he once viewed as barely human. I doubt Pat will ever have to work in a workhouse (though he is very impoverished and living on Big Nicholas and his mother's earnings), but he is in a cage of his own making for everyone to throw rotten vegetables at and laugh at.

Bonus: There is a character in Hard Times named Mr. Choakumchild, who is described as an ogre, and schoolmaster and "chokes" the imagination out of his students and grinds them into pepperoni.

Pat is a Dickens villain and like most Dickens villains, has no idea he is one.

Innsmouth look.
Thank you for saying it, first thing I thought of.
 
Where is the best place online to sell Rolex watches? I haven't worn a watch in years and can't wear something I could never have afforded on my own.
DM me. I'll give you a very good price, sar. Now can we quit it with the watch talk? We're in the middle of a race war here. It's a fight for the Farms' very survival against the most dangerous opponent of all, a white woman with a smartphone.
 
DM me. I'll give you a very good price, sar. Now can we quit it with the watch talk? We're in the middle of a race war here. It's a fight for the Farms' very survival against the most dangerous opponent of all, a white woman with a smartphone.
Will need bobs other than those of Robert McKim and vagene that has not been farted in like Fatricks pegger.
 
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On my friend's walk (to Chubby Cheesesteaks) he noticed this new flyer on Fat Richard's door, he told me that it had on it the following writing:

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Whatever you're looking for it ain't here!
Do not knock!
Please go away!

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He couldn't get close enough to get a good picture. So did I miss something or did my friend discover that Mr. Tomlinson is getting trolled on Craigslist? On something else
 
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I think she also grew up getting legit questions about her hair or if she played basketball etc. IIRC she had a post complaining about that and then 2 days later posted a video of her shooting hoops. Blackie probably grew up keenly aware that she wasn't like the white people who surrounded her.
I don’t know if I agree with that. When white people dreadlock their hair, it looks very similar to black dreads. I was actually wondering if she did her hair like that specifically to hide the fact that she has white person hair. Do we have any pics of her from when she was young? If I knew nothing about Jackie and someone showed me her picture, my first thought would be that she looks like she goes to a lot of Phish shows, not that she’s an Unapologetic Black Woman(TM).
 
I don’t know if I agree with that. When white people dreadlock their hair, it looks very similar to black dreads. I was actually wondering if she did her hair like that specifically to hide the fact that she has white person hair. Do we have any pics of her from when she was young? If I knew nothing about Jackie and someone showed me her picture, my first thought would be that she looks like she goes to a lot of Phish shows, not that she’s an Unapologetic Black Woman(TM).

She has curly frizzy mulatto hair. The dreads are a recent style, unless she had them in the past. There are pics on her social media of her without them. Her hairline makes me wonder if she covered her hair up for a long perod of time because she has the baldness pattern associated with black women and excessive weaves.

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She has has curly frizzy mulatto hair. The dreads are a recent style, unless she had them in the past. There are pics on her social media of her without them. Her hairline makes me wonder if she covered her hair up for a long perod of time because she has the baldness pattern associated with black women and excessive weaves.

Damn, that is pretty curly. I guess she could be only 3/4 white.
 
Some recent YouTube commentary from the outer fringes of the Patosphere:

"Patrick Tomlinson - Father of the Year" by @mrsmith1138

"More Humiliation Of Patrick Tomlinson - The War With Leslie" by @fatalwalter8650

Both of these users have made Pat videos in the past, some of which have been posted in this thread, so check their back catalog if you want to catch up. I like that Smith guy. He is a traveling electrician or mechanic something (big $$$$ man) and he occasionally puts up videos when he's stuck out of town between job assignments.
 
What’s funny is that because of his age he should’ve dodged the broad feminization of men. I guess he didn’t or he’s just so feminine by nature that he ended up thinking, acting, and talking like a woman.
Simpler explanation: he’s not only a subhuman faggot, he’s very much naturally an effeminate subhuman faggot. This disgusts him because he desperately wants to be “an actual tough guy” but not only does he have no idea what an actual tough guy is like, but his own effeminacy will always stand in the way of faking it until he makes it.
 
Damn, that is pretty curly. I guess she could be only 3/4 white.
She was so unhappy with local stylists after moving to Pittsfield that she contemplated driving to NYC for hair appointments. Those honkey ass yokels couldn't handle her Proud Black Curls!

She didn't say that, but her posts at this time do involve talking about being biracial, processing hate, injustice, etc. I don't know whether she always had this racebaiting in her and just calmed it down for her previous onlines personas or if she kicked it up for the race grift. The dreads are from around a year ago iirc. The race grift website is less than 6 months old.
 
Pretty yockel ass town. Once you get past Worcester, there are far far less blacks but a lot of more crackheads, heroin & fent addicts and just general white trash. Massachusetts is a weird place. Source: lived there for 30+ years. Scary.
I get why a lot of people would call it that, but it would be the 2nd largest city in my state. I enjoy the Berkshires. It's a shame what shipping all the industry off to China did to rural New England. Just run down dying mill towns and junkies where you'd least expect them once you get out of tourist areas. Fucking opiates, then heroin, then fent, now tranq.
 
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