Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Balanced Boomer]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda taught me that George Floyd would still be alive today if he'd only had a trach tube and fucked cats instead of assaulting pregnant women.

 

[GizmoG]

Once @Claudio Hernández Castañeda releases his manifesto and finishes his degree, maybe he can be less of a failure than Crusader Cat

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What the fuck are people doing in the Zocal—?

Oh? Hi.

Hey, I didn't plan to come in just yet, but I got a notification from A VERY SPECIFIC video. About the supposed horrible sightings and drawings that told of unnerving events after Hiroshima's bombing.

The notification was from... *checks notes* A gringo calling me insane—Just for stating historical facts. (Aka I said the Japanese civilian deaths is entirely Japan's fault, and that USA actively announced the bombings and that they threw phamplets that told of the incoming bombing. And that Japan could have just surr)

Why is it important enough for me to explain this here? Well, because it reminded me of something.

It reminded me of what kind of... uh... """first worlder""" I might be dealing with online, so...

Yeah, I'm less intimidated by you.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Yeah, I'm less intimidated by you.

No one is intimidated by you either Claus. You rape cats by the way.

 

[Detective Carey]

Bro wtf are you even talking about?

See all those people outside in your screenshot? Go out there and join them.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I mean, I am not surprised the Japanese were willing to sacrifice their own civilian knowing what they did with Christian converts centuries ago. Or the government budgetted illegal torture of Japanese prisoners, the Chinese and Koreans at the hands of Unit 731.

Spoiler

Which your gringo government used as inspiration for their own personal "project", WHILE also not imprisoning the one Japanese man who was the director keeping reigns on Unit 731! #JustAmericanThings #MKUltra

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Something something, blood is part of the foundation of your nation, something something.

 

[Detective Carey]

I am totally owned by something that happened before I was born. I'm going to renounce my citizenship and sneak into your country to atone and live a clean life. Do you need a gardener? I can weedwhack and walk around making a mess accomplishing nothing with a leafblower while everyone is trying to fucking sleep like a champ.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

No one is intimidated by you either Claus. You rape cats by the way.

Claudio is intimidated by your whiteness.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

And so are you. You're not a good Christian—ACK! *Dies by immolation*

Actually, it's catholic. Get it right.

 

[Tread Miller]

Hey, I didn't plan to come in just yet, but I got a notification from A VERY SPECIFIC video. About the supposed horrible sightings and drawings that told of unnerving events after Hiroshima's bombing.

The notification was from... *checks notes* A gringo calling me insane—Just for stating historical facts. (Aka I said the Japanese civilian deaths is entirely Japan's fault, and that USA actively announced the bombings and that they threw phamplets that told of the incoming bombing. And that Japan could have just surr)

I mean, I am not surprised the Japanese were willing to sacrifice their own civilian knowing what they did with Christian converts centuries ago. Or the government budgetted illegal torture of Japanese prisoners, the Chinese and Koreans at the hands of Unit 731.

Claudio being (becoming?) a Nip-hater was not something I expected. I mean the country created his favorite video game company, Nintendo!

The Nintendo one is the most fucking egregious because these are all the consoles I have actually owned:

1. GameCube
2. Game Boy Pocket
3. (Just 2) Game & Watch
4. Game Boy Advance SP
5. Nintendo Wii
6. Nintendo DS
7. Nintendo DSi
8. Nintendo 3DS XL

 

[Goycast Guy]

Actually, it's catholic. Get it right.

Last I checked Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity but what do I know.

That’s unless you aren’t a Christian, which I already knew. You are more of a fan of Santa Muerte.

 

[Detective Carey]

I didn't realize they had modern(ish) consoles down south. I always figured south americans still just had weird dendy famiclones and knockoff segas they keep releasing pirate rom carts for.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Actually, it's catholic. Get it right.

Why are you talking about the Christian God when you clearly worship the Aztec gods?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Huh?

Something doesn't feel right about such statement, compañeros.


Oh. That's why!


>13

Unlucky! Uuuuunlucky!


OY TO THE VEY MOMEN—

Is that meant to be the fucking wall?

It looks so smol. I expected bigger (pause).

Claudio is intimidated by your whiteness.

Why would I be intimidated by... *checks notes*

The race who caused 2 world wars?

Now that I talk about whiteness...!

Hey, Brayden! Get over here @Goycast Guy

Did you know that the Menorah is essentially the 2nd most prominent symbol in Judaism? Y'know... Instead of THE TWO STONE TABLETS WITH THE 10 COMMANDMENTS?

When I discovered that last week, I found it... funny. Yes, let's out it that way.

What am I trying to imply with this? You tell me! You are Christian, after all. Why would the jews subtly put aside the 10 commandments? Big thunk.

 

[Detective Carey]

Your lust for Goycast makes my physically cringe. Does your roblox boyfriend know about him?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio being (becoming?) a Nip-hater was not something I expected. I mean the country created his favorite video game company, Nintendo!

Sorry, couldn't help myself

Why are you talking about the Christian God when you clearly worships the Aztec gods?

Worship*

Ftfy

I am totally owned by something that happened before I was born. I'm going to renounce my citizenship and—

No, Claudio.

Don't do it.

Don't—!

Fuck it. Not gonna do the KYS joke.

 

[NoxTuk]

Actually, it's catholic. Get it right.

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Catholicism is one of the branches of Christianity. You're still Christian.

Also, great reaction image, where did you get it? "/r/funnyreactions"?

 

[Xev]

Your lust for Goycast makes my physically cringe. Does your roblox boyfriend know about him?

Yeah the love/hate thing he has for Goycast is super cringe. It's funny that Claudio thinks he's dishing out L's here. Goycast will manage to get a job, spouse and have kids before Claudio even finishes his 4 year degree he started 10 years ago. Everyone in this thread will most likely out live him, regardless of age, because he absolutely lost the genetic lottery. Imagine that, losing at life before you're even born.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Worship*

Ftfy

So you definitely "Worship" Aztec gods then. You worship a demon Claudio.

You're still Christian.

No he's not. He's a pagan. He Worships the Aztec gods.

 

[Goycast Guy]

What am I trying to imply with this? You tell me! You are Christian, after all. Why would the jews subtly put aside the 10 commandments? Big thunk.

Why would I care? I’m not Jewish.