Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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NoxTuk said:
And so are you. You're not a good Christian—ACK! *Dies by immolation*
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Actually, it's catholic. Get it right.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Hey, I didn't plan to come in just yet, but I got a notification from A VERY SPECIFIC video. About the supposed horrible sightings and drawings that told of unnerving events after Hiroshima's bombing.

The notification was from... *checks notes* A gringo calling me insane—Just for stating historical facts. (Aka I said the Japanese civilian deaths is entirely Japan's fault, and that USA actively announced the bombings and that they threw phamplets that told of the incoming bombing. And that Japan could have just surr)
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I mean, I am not surprised the Japanese were willing to sacrifice their own civilian knowing what they did with Christian converts centuries ago. Or the government budgetted illegal torture of Japanese prisoners, the Chinese and Koreans at the hands of Unit 731.
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Claudio being (becoming?) a Nip-hater was not something I expected. I mean the country created his favorite video game company, Nintendo!
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
The Nintendo one is the most fucking egregious because these are all the consoles I have actually owned:

1. GameCube
2. Game Boy Pocket
3. (Just 2) Game & Watch
4. Game Boy Advance SP
5. Nintendo Wii
6. Nintendo DS
7. Nintendo DSi
8. Nintendo 3DS XL
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Huh?

Something doesn't feel right about such statement, compañeros.

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Oh. That's why!

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>13

Unlucky! Uuuuunlucky!

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OY TO THE VEY MOMEN—

Is that meant to be the fucking wall?

It looks so smol. I expected bigger (pause).
True Boss of this Gym said:
Claudio is intimidated by your whiteness.
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Why would I be intimidated by... *checks notes*

The race who caused 2 world wars?

Now that I talk about whiteness...!

Hey, Brayden! Get over here @Goycast Guy

Did you know that the Menorah is essentially the 2nd most prominent symbol in Judaism? Y'know... Instead of THE TWO STONE TABLETS WITH THE 10 COMMANDMENTS?

When I discovered that last week, I found it... funny. Yes, let's out it that way.

What am I trying to imply with this? You tell me! You are Christian, after all. Why would the jews subtly put aside the 10 commandments? Big thunk.
 
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Tread Miller said:
Claudio being (becoming?) a Nip-hater was not something I expected. I mean the country created his favorite video game company, Nintendo!
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Sorry, couldn't help myself 😇
Cheesy Beavy said:
Why are you talking about the Christian God when you clearly worships the Aztec gods?
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Worship*

Ftfy
Prince Alexander said:
I am totally owned by something that happened before I was born. I'm going to renounce my citizenship and—
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No, Claudio.

Don't do it.

Don't—!

Fuck it. Not gonna do the KYS joke.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
Your lust for Goycast makes my physically cringe. Does your roblox boyfriend know about him?
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Yeah the love/hate thing he has for Goycast is super cringe. It's funny that Claudio thinks he's dishing out L's here. Goycast will manage to get a job, spouse and have kids before Claudio even finishes his 4 year degree he started 10 years ago. Everyone in this thread will most likely out live him, regardless of age, because he absolutely lost the genetic lottery. Imagine that, losing at life before you're even born.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda taught me that George Floyd would still be alive today if he'd only had a trach tube and fucked cats instead of assaulting pregnant women.
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No one tell this inbred above me that the drugs Floyd consumed were the ones killing him. His body was suffering organ fucking damage from overdose.

Retard.
 
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Tread Miller said:
What's your favorite Nintendo game? I'm guessing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for... reasons.
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I think he’s a big fan of Nintendogs.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
No one tell this inbred above me that the drugs Floyd consumed were the ones killing him. His body was suffering organ fucking damage from overdose.

Retard.
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I think you may need to learn what a joke is, Pablo.
 
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