Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

apparently (I don't follow the flashlight autists well enough) maglights are basically fagshit now compared to even the cheapest chinese blinding shit - and if you work on it, you can get tiny flashlights that could blind an entire stadium or some shit

but we all know the reason to carry a maglight is because the 6 D-Cell version is a perfect nigger beater

I don’t disagree.

The point wasn’t about whether or not maglites are “kewl shit”, but that while a Davies lamp is a very clever bit of technology to be able to have a flame based light, without the risk of igniting a pocket of gas, a battery powered flashlight does the same thing.

Trying to boast that a Rolex keeps perfect time doesn’t justify the high price tag if that is why you say you buy them.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat also.

Also did this for my bruddah, Judge Holden as a backup. Fat cosplay even.

Fat.

Doodle + Edit for fun.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nothing ever this expensive though. Still, half a million dollars and it’s on rubber.

That watch reminds me of Richard Mille. Expensive and fucking dumb but some retard with that much disposable cash will see it and jump on it. I could see Patrick wearing something like that if he had the money. I could also see the people at whatever AD he went to despising him.

Now can we quit it with the watch talk?

No, child. We can't. Enjoy prison.

He couldn't get close enough to get a good picture.

Is that plumbing pipes used for the handrail?

 

[An automatic clown]

Is that plumbing pipes used for the handrail?

Yes. Theres a pic from the rear of the hovel showing a falling down/crooked staircase with the same pipes for handrails. I hope they're lead and fat ass enjoys lead poisoning

 

[Something Awful]

I don't know, seems like the genuine article to me.

Meanwhile, Rick has been replying to every tweet made by "Varsity athlete Kyle W. Tomlinson" for two years now.



How come? Because little brother has ZERO time for Rick's bullshit either online or offline. When Rick asked him to report the parody account to Twitter, Kyle just told him to fuck off and try not to threaten any more women and unborn children.

 

[FinnSven]

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I don't know, seems like the genuine article to me.

Meanwhile, Rick has been replying to every tweet made by "Varsity athlete Kyle W. Tomlinson" for two years now.

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How come? Because little brother has ZERO time for Rick's bullshit either online or offline. When Rick asked him to report the parody account to Twitter, Kyle just told him to fuck off and try not to threaten any more women and unborn children.

I don’t think anyone should try to find out for sure, but I am reasonably convinced that every time Pat’s immediate or extended family hear from him outside of thanksgiving/xmas/birthdays/family events too big to hide from him, there is an immediate eye rolling and wondering what the fuck the fat idiot has done now.

I wonder if Jake Raven’s kids all know him as the horrible fat cousin who gets embarrassingly drunk and shouts about stalkers.
Plus I should think they haven’t seen him properly since a family event which their dad had to knock Patrick out and help Niki put him in a taxi.

 

[Gemerson]

Is that plumbing pipes used for the handrail?

Yes, Tubby Tomlinson uses old metal pipes for his handrail.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

DM me. I'll give you a very good price, sar. Now can we quit it with the watch talk? We're in the middle of a race war here. It's a fight for the Farms' very survival against the most dangerous opponent of all, a white woman with a smartphone.

Nigga's gonna lose that race war! Nigga's be out there pretending to be A-10 Warthogs because that's what their mamma's looked like going all "brrrrt" with their guns, missing their target like Nubs misses the toilet seat every time he takes a piss and the white man only needs one pale ass cracka with a melted face to take them all down like the White Death gawd almighty gave the Fins to defend their land against the dirty Slavs. Don't even need to shoot dem nigga's, all you need to do is recall all the chicken in the West and they'll drop like flies.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

The fact that blackie can read this thread and STILL insist that Rick is behind her "harassment" convinces me that she's a troll.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The fact that blackie can read this thread and STILL insist that Rick is behind her "harassment" convinces me that she's a troll.

What are you talking about? This is where Patrick's most loyal fans gather to carry out his wishes and coordinate attacks on blackie in order to protect Patrick's career

 

[Cactuar King]

Wow, I had no idea the Nerissa Ravencroft was a Patposter. I guess working with Yandere Dev gave her an eye for spotting lolcows.

 

[break these cuffs]

The fact that blackie can read this thread and STILL insist that Rick is behind her "harassment" convinces me that she's a troll.

A troll in what sense? That the entire persona is fake? No. To me a troll has to get enjoyment out of fucking with their target. I'm not sure she does. I think she's figured out he isn't behind everything or even anything, but doesn't care. Rick is just some whiteboi to be ground under her black boot.

Jackie wants to be the next Rachael Dolezal. I don't think her being such a rabid race baiter that she can't see the truth isn't out of the question. Plenty of lefties have quadruple downed and lost all sanity. Her blacktivist persona came first (she rebranded her insta), then came the dreadlocks, then came the self-help guru website. That all started a couple years before Owen found her.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Fat also.

Also did this for my bruddah, Judge Holden as a backup. Fat cosplay even.
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Fat.

Doodle + Edit for fun.
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Much obliged mein neger. Saved as pig face 22.png. As for the rest of the pics forwarded to me thus far on the thread for treatment, in the words of an anchuent philosopher IM WORKIN ON IT

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I don't know, seems like the genuine article to me.

Meanwhile, Rick has been replying to every tweet made by "Varsity athlete Kyle W. Tomlinson" for two years now.

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How come? Because little brother has ZERO time for Rick's bullshit either online or offline. When Rick asked him to report the parody account to Twitter, Kyle just told him to fuck off and try not to threaten any more women and unborn children.

Dangit, now i'm tempted to churn out more vtuber-rick shoops. Maybe Pippa Pipkin just to shake the hornets nest a lil.

 

[downloads]

Here's a picture of Fatty that I found looking for a particular headshot of him. I don't think this has ever made it to this thread. Sadly, the podcast episode seems to be lost, but his gut remains.

 

[Judge Holden]

Here's a picture of Fatty that I found looking for a particular headshot of him. I don't think this has ever made it to this thread. Sadly, the podcast episode seems to be lost, but his gut remains.

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Hmm.....you have a point but I am thinking keep him there and then shoop a fugly white chick getting blacked right next to him and then shooping Nikkki's O face onto her

 

[moseph.jartelli]

All his dedications are fucking cringe and retarded.

The Ark

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(If anyone's not aware, Annabelle is the daughter Patrick abandoned and has never supported in any way)

Trident's Forge

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Children of the Divide

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Starship Repo

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Gate Crashers

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In the Black

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He actually thanked ol' James 'Sexual Assault' Corey. Bold move.

 

[break these cuffs]

He actually thanked ol' James 'Sexual Assault' Corey. Bold move.

Science fiction author Patrick Tomlinson of Milwaukee, WI is a proud friend to all manner of sexual predators.

 

[Something Awful]

He actually thanked ol' James 'Sexual Assault' Corey. Bold move.

James Corey is the pen name of two guys who wrote The Expanse. Is this some kind of tag-team sexual assault situation?

 

[FinnSven]

James Corey is the pen name of two guys who wrote The Expanse. Is this some kind of tag-team sexual assault situation?

Maybe it’s the names of their favorite victims?

 

[YouTube Autist]

Stop posting these ridiculous pictures of Patrick that are photoshopped to make him look fat and effeminate. Here is the unedited picture as it originally appeared on Twitter.