Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Epikusername4]

There’s no use for him. Take it out back and shoot that retard.

i think he has one use you can use him to make an anti drug psa to show around schools to warn the kiddos about crack

 

[Coldgrip]

In order to work a job, he has to get at least a GED.

Not even that. There are places where as long as you just check the box that says you completed high school, nobody is going to question it as long as you don't look like a kid and can do basic math.

The stupid little goblin is too dumb for even those jobs.

There’s no use for him. Take it out back and shoot that retard.

The only actual use for him, bullet catcher.

 

[RaxxScholar]

I personally believe Kash is playing a character, because if he isn't that would mean he's more of a retard than cyraxx and I'm not sure I believe that's possible.

I actually think he's kinda funny, but the problem is that even if you're buddy trolling that means he has a buddy.

 

[Wimmig]

It sucks the goblin never leaves his attic, cos I’d love to see a Frauditor arc.

It would be fun watching Raxx go out and do 1A audits after he’s convinced that it’s a first amendment right to say anything to the police, including threats, especially if you’re a “journalist”. He’d be like Chile DeCastro except somehow more retarded.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

well judge, i know i did some messed up stuff, but you have to realize, Its called freedom of speech and calling these lazyass cops niggers is my persuit of happiness

 

[00R-Gundam]

well judge, i know i did some messed up stuff, but you have to realize, Its called freedom of speech and calling these lazyass cops niggers is my persuit of happiness

I can see him trying to correct a judge. Telling the judge that they dont know shit and going to the usual rant about marty and the 7-8 years of online bullying. I pray we get something like a recording of the trial in the future although at this point the goblin will be homeless/dead before we reach that point.

 

[KissMyTaint]

Not my recording btw.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

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Not my recording btw.

I've seen that name bishop Wyatt before

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I've seen that name bishop Wyatt before

He is one of those lolcow streamers. Run of the mill.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

he got bullied off the internet by Marx and Cinemas (and to a lesser extent TylerNY). Has he burrowed into the discords?

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I think the Chance cycle will always keep repeating itself until both his ma and ed are gone,
to which by that point Chance will be deemed unfit to take care of himself and begin to live in a group home or go homeless.
and reach his Daniel Larson arc.

given his history
once he reaches that point, i think Gen Z-ers will come after him harder than they did with Daniel Larson
and with no lolcow like Marty and his band of retards to gatekeep...
thats when Cyraxx lore will start to actually be very entertaining.

 

[Niggernerd]

I think the Chance cycle will always keep repeating itself until both his ma and ed are gone,
to which by that point Chance will be deemed unfit to take care of himself and begin to live in a group home or go homeless.
and reach his Daniel Larson arc.

given his history
once he reaches that point, i think Gen Z-ers will come after him harder than they did with Daniel Larson
and with no lolcow like Marty and his band of retards to gatekeep...
thats when Cyraxx lore will start to actually be very entertaining.

The idea of him screaming as a army of broccoli heads skibbidi towards his cardboard box is genuinely the funniest imagery my brains cooked up

 

[Racist Parrot]

he got bullied off the internet by Marx and Cinemas (and to a lesser extent TylerNY). Has he burrowed into the discords?

He is not missed.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

The idea of him screaming as a army of broccoli heads skibbidi towards his cardboard box is genuinely the funniest imagery my brains cooked up

or the Homeless Lolcow Content house

starring the Homeless Lolcows:

- Chance Wilkins
- Tophiachu
- Andrew Ditch
- NovaOnline

I mean Nova's on the verge of being kicked out of his home irl, so... this can make sense.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I mean Nova's on the verge of being kicked out of his home irl, so... this can make sense.

Ehhhh his mom might be a little busy, and might show some leniency since her brother just died...

 

[Teo Makao]

Sally never jacked off Cyraxx. Newfags need to lurk and read more. She did apply ointment to his swollen dick though. There's a big difference.

Still disgostang and unacceptable.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Ehhhh his mom might be a little busy, and might show some leniency since her brother just died...

but.. didnt her brother hated Nova because Nova kept shit talking him online despite his disabilities?


but back on topic, thanks for the info dump also you gave the other day
man, guess i missed out on somewhat abit of funny moments

 

[Teo Makao]

I can see him trying to correct a judge. Telling the judge that they dont know shit and going to the usual rant about marty and the 7-8 years of online bullying. I pray we get something like a recording of the trial in the future although at this point the goblin will be homeless/dead before we reach that point.

YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

 

[Punished Derich]

Oh but it is

 

[Fetid Queef]

or the Homeless Lolcow Content house

starring the Homeless Lolcows:

- Chance Wilkins
- Tophiachu
- Andrew Ditch
- NovaOnline

I mean Nova's on the verge of being kicked out of his home irl, so... this can make sense.

Imagine the smell of the house.