Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Had two customers, both of which I've only seen once.

The first was FtM, as she was quite short. Her voice was somewhat deep, but her half-shaved head and acne-covered face were give aways. She wore a dark blue polo shirt and khaki pants, and would likely have passed for a lesbian, in the beginning. She also complimented my hair before leaving, which no man has ever done.

The second was an MtF, which I didn't realize at first. His items were the first sign, as he was buying energy drinks and packs of beef jerky, which I've never seen a female customer do. I realized the drinks were expired and told him so, with his voice being the somewhat high-pitched tone many of them have. Small protrusions which were apparently breasts. Long graying hair and stubble that was obvious, in hindsight. I called him "ma'am" and only realized my mistake on seeing his face.

I've seen only a handful so far, but none are so good at passing as they'd like to think.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Well over 6' tall. Face like a 1930's blast furnace worker.

 

[deathtomelody]

both of my older siblings are pooners. I "identified" as something poon-esque from 13-17, but pretty much still just looked like an autistic girl, im normal now, still autistic but just in like a vaguely butch weirdgirl way. im the youngest. mostly closeted "terf" or whatev.

middle pooner im closer with, has had the tit chop, went with her to the surgery and she cried like a bitch when she woke up for like 30 minutes straight, its been some months since it and i barely see her without a shirt now but when i've seen it it looks gnarly and weird, warped nips, painful looking acne from T abuse, raised scarring thats connected in the middle. it is just unnerving and slightly nauseating to look at. huge hips, pube beard, dresses like i don't see any normal men do where i live (not typical pooner internet fashion but trying too hard to dress male fashion like button up shirts and dad socks+sandals). obviously is tryhard trutrans like she's allergic to anything even related to women.

we agree more on some things idk shes truscummy or whatever. but too MRA for me and has to make everything about how "boohoo waa men have it so bad" (then why'd u choose it lmao) if i wanna talk about feminism. i just pretend shes not destroying her body to avoid fights and she gets to feel smug like "i told you so im le tru trans" abt me being a girl again and she gives me money cuz im retarded and can't get a job.

oldest pooner sibling is disgusting and horrible. autistic not just in the kinda awkward way but in the acts like a child way and screeches. i think somewhat schizo had a psychotic break years ago that traumatized me but family makes me pretend i'm not disgusted and terrified. was on T, idk if it is anymore. had some T abuse problem where it couldn't piss and would grunt in the bathroom for hours and would screech if anyone else needed to use the bathroom.

huge tits but a nasty beard. NEVER showers and smells unimaginably disgusting i hold my breath whenever its nearby. greasy curly mullet. shrieking voice and is always yelling and sounds like its still schizo.

thankfully that one lives outside the house in a trailer now. but still i pray for it's death. was forced to go on a family trip to visit relatives with that thing. spent the entire time YELLING about politics or som other crazy shit with my mom and pacing like a schizo. so i had to spend 90% of the trip blasting music to not hear it. (mom got mad at me for asking it to not yell and said i was "bullying" it)

middle pooner believes and has convinced our mom they have some trans gene cuz of hormones or smth and i just have to go like LOL i was literally trans before u and just ended up not going thru wit anything before i realized it was insane cuz im not as impulsive as u and don't like to be a huge burden for everyone around me.

random end note im the tallest of my siblings (not by a lot) which is fun as the "only" girl

 

[Dr. Butt]

Benefit of the doubt that I just saw a very odd person in Toronto?

This must be your first time in Toronto if you're asking that. The place is like Hank Hill's idea of NYC but without guns, and ten times the amount of drugs.

 

[Kerry Benton]

To the surprise of probably no one, I went to a My Brother, My Brother and Me live show, and the audience was probably 60% genderspecials. A lot of furries too a lot of really incredible fashion disasters, it was some really great people watching.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I went to a My Brother, My Brother and Me live show

Nigger, you could have sucker punched a complete stranger in that audience and been safe in the knowledge that they almost certainly deserved it.

 

[Amin Yasister]

There is a trans comedian coming to the bar at the shooting range near me.View attachment 7630633

Will you be going to heckle?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

There is a trans comedian coming to the bar at the shooting range near me.View attachment 7630633

Someone, I can't remember who it was, suggested in another thread that we have a thread for tranny stand-up comics, and I would agree.

An awful lot of tranny stand-up is just them inflicting their fetishes on a captive audience, who then HAVE to laugh, because if they don't, they're a bigot.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Alexi

Alexei/Alyosha is a male name. Alexi is like an 80 year old comedy writer's attempt to think up a stripper name.

@deathtomelody was it your dad, uncle, or grandfather?

 

[Bogan]

both of my older siblings are pooners. I "identified" as something poon-esque from 13-17

Holy shit what a cursed family. I should feel bad for your parents but if three of their kids troon out that's probably their fault.

 

[deathtomelody]

Holy shit what a cursed family. I should feel bad for your parents but if three of their kids troon out that's probably their fault.

ya i think it's prolly something they did, we were homeschooled til i was like 10, weird ass sheltered existence raised by the computer & i remember parents & other family making me feel bad for just liking girl stuff... as a girl when i was like a small child so i think that had smth to do with it

 

[Bogan]

we were homeschooled til i was like 10, weird ass sheltered existence raised by the computer

I've never known anyone who did homeschooling and didn't end up socially maladjusted. But a lot of schools are so shit that homeschooling is the preferable alternative.

parents & other family making me feel bad for just liking girl stuff... as a girl when i was like a small child

Well it's not your fault, at least you weren't irreversibly fucked up by it. Wish you all the best, good luck with your loony family.

 

[deathtomelody]

I've never known anyone who did homeschooling and didn't end up socially maladjusted. But a lot of schools are so shit that homeschooling is the preferable alternative.


Well it's not your fault, at least you weren't irreversibly fucked up by it. Wish you all the best, good luck with your loony family.

im socially extremely fucked up, but i did end up smarter than most kids in my class when i went to public school, so, win some lose some

 

[Pervbashing]

I've never known anyone who did homeschooling and didn't end up socially maladjusted. But a lot of schools are so shit that homeschooling is the preferable alternative.


Well it's not your fault, at least you weren't irreversibly fucked up by it. Wish you all the best, good luck with your loony family.

I’m from a quiverful enclave where a lot of nut jobs pull their kids out of school entirely instead of opting for the millions of Catholic or xtian friendly charter schools here. Kids end up a) resenting their parents and b) severely maladjusted.

Without powerleveling, I got to peek behind the curtain as an adult and most of these parents are ultimately just too lazy to bring their kids to school or deal with their kid realizing other kids have better home environments. Or, and this is the worst one but rarer, they want to be able to abuse their kids without having to worry about mandated reporters and all the safeties present in most school hierarchies.

It doesn’t stop their kids from trooning out at all, in fact it makes them more vulnerable to grooming of any kind bc of how purely isolated and desperate and used to abuse they are once they reach their teens. It’s actually pretty sad. As dysfunctional as public school is, it’s basically impossible to lay hands on your kid or severely neglect them without someone noticing. That all goes out the window.

Tax: saw a TiM at the grocery store looking at fem hygiene products. Broad shoulders, dress that’s far too short and not really appropriate, but at least he’s tucking I guess. Masked, of course. I stuck around after I got the usual to see what he would do. After abt five minutes of looking lost, he picked up a single pack of panty liners for what I assume is a handmaiden gf or friend. Little does he know that they’re likely going to be next to useless, lol. I think he thought that full pads can’t be used on panties and that wimmin only wear panties at all times including on our periods.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Clocked one out and about within seconds today, didn’t even need to see his face to Know. Protip to any hate readers here: unless you are a prep school student and it is your actual uniform, do not go around in makeshift prep school uniforms. No one wears stuff like that outside of anime. Especially do not do this if it is 90° outside and your outfit involves long sleeves, a sweater vest, and thick black tights lol. If you are serious about “passing” you gotta stay seasonally appropriate

 

[talk talk talk]

Spotted this be-whiskered troon with his doll on the bus today. Can't report on the smell because the bus generally reeked of pot smoke.

 

[Bogan]

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Spotted this be-whiskered troon with his doll on the bus today. Can't report on the smell because the bus generally reeked of pot smoke.

That's really fucking creepy carrying a doll like that around.

Also the guy in the glasses definitely saw you taking pictures of the tranny.

 

[Mr Owl]

Not an office park I'd like to visit

 

[Spooky all year]

Visited a theme park while on vacation. Lots of troons there, while out. This absolute gorillahon was the worst of the bunch, however. This was in the middle of a square with food stands and a stage with a game / place where small shows could be held. All of his coworkers treated him just peachy and it was pretty gross to see to be honest. And the fact parents actually let this thing interact with kids is beyond me.

And in one of the shops at the end of a ride there was a pooner who'd hilariously named herself Tim. If it wasn't for the name badge and the stubble I'd just have figured it was a run of the mill mentally ill lefty (haircut with short on the side, slight curls on top, short kinda squishy build, pretty bog standard really. Not too gross looking when you take a first glance). It was still a mentally ill lefty however. Just worse.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

our mom

Your poor mother. You all need to apologize to her. Basically daily.

Eta: or maybe not, now that I read about your upbringing. Is she surprised or bothered by having 3 daughters disavow (temp or perm) womanhood?

homeschooled til i was like 10, weird ass sheltered existence raised by the computer

Oh, ffs. This is why I think 99% of "homeschooling" is shit. The point (which I think is dumb but fine, whatever) is supposed to be that the PARENTS are willing and able to raise their children 100%. Sticking kids with a computer is not "schooling."

& i remember parents & other family making me feel bad for just liking girl stuff

In what way? And why?

Sorry, that's OT, so I will share that I saw my first hon at work recently. It's a conservative and serious culture generally, so very rare. Ofc he was well over 6 feet tall, brick house build. Clocked him from the back bc he had raised the desk to the standing height and so just dominated the whole area. But to be fair: nice hair (or wig, didn't want to stare), tasteful makeup, good quality & fit clothes/ outfits - just basic bitch with a little flair, can't complain. And he appears to have coworker friends (galpals), because I've seen them taking a break together in a little cheerful gaggle. All in all, if every trans person functioned this well in society and comport themselves this way at work, there would be a lot fewer threads on this site,