Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Potatis Salad]

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Holy shit, so she is going to be there in person. Four hours in a Nandos sounds grueling for her, can't believe she committed to that.

 

[MuffinSangria]

When the flooding happened, I took action immediately….by contacting a chicken fast food place.
Don’t ever change, Anna.

 

[mosh spice]

….by contacting a chicken fast food place.

I suppose it’s kind of funny that she teamed up with a chicken spot, but at the same time you have to give credit where it’s due.
It’s cool that she’s going to match up to $5K for flood relief.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

I can certainly appreciate it. She knows who she is and what she’s capable of (at least in this one very specific instance). Fat, loud Anna would be useless if she decided to volunteer with the Red Cross and show up in some flooded area to “help”, but stuffing her face with chicken and throwing money at something? She absolutely knows how to do that! And if the end result is she gets to gorge on chicken and some people actually helping get a possible $10k donation, it’s really a win for everyone.

 

[Angry New Ager]

It’s cool that she’s going to match up to $5K for flood relief.

So if nobody shows (as with her Athleta appearance), she doesn't have to donate a thing?The hours she'll be there are typically on the slow side—too late for lunch, and she'll be gone just as the dinner rush is picking up.

And while I don't live in Austin, I'd be torn if I did—go to gawk, or stay away so as not to feed the monster's ego?

 

[thejackal2]

So if nobody shows (as with her Athleta appearance), she doesn't have to donate a thing?The hours she'll be there are typically on the slow side—too late for lunch, and she'll be gone just as the dinner rush is picking up.

And while I don't live in Austin, I'd be torn if I did—go to gawk, or stay away so as not to feed the monster's ego?

How much revenue can they do in 4 hours? What's the avg plate cost like $15? So generously if they server 50 customers an hour Anna's on the hook for 3K. It's nice she's doing this, it's also a drop in the bucket for her. I hope some rando from the reddit goes wild with her.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Anna should hope nobody brings an entire sports team of hungry teenage boys to her event, because that'd be one of the few ways she would be forced to put her money where her mouth is - and as we all know, where she prefers her mouth to be is glommed onto an overstuffed plate. But even if it's to help prop up her image, I'll never diss someone for generosity; money is money, and people need it in the wake of disaster. So Anna, here are some rare kudos from me.

I admit I'm not very thrilled about Anna's sudden interest in national parks, so I haven't paid too much attention to her thread, but I've been watching some reaction channels cover her and the whole thing is probably one of her more dangerous LARPs. I won't wax poetic about the obvious stuff (such as the danger to the park rangers/any wildlife rescue teams, Data, etc.) but she's playing with some serious fire going into fucking caves when she has the dimensions she has. Just watching her go into some of those places made me claustrophobic on her behalf.

Once this LARP wears out its welcome, I wonder what her next reinvention will be? She's ping-ponged quite a lot in terms of the image she presents: Carrie Fatshaw fashion queen living big in the big city; worldly polyglot travel icon loved by handsome foreigners; hardworking gym bunny protein princess always killing it at the weight rack; sick-but-strong lipedema advocate who is both resilient and vulnerable; and now brave explorer of natural wonders trekkin' her way across the continental USA with her beloved pup. Do any of her followers ever get tired of how she's trying to present everything under the kitchen sink except who she genuinely, truly is? (Stupid question, as your average Instagram/TikTok fatties are not generally this perceptive, but still!)

 

[Palmer Bangs]

My ween sense is tingling, I have a feeling there’s going to be fatty vs fatty comparison shots on Reddit.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Asheville is amazing. Ignore Anna's version of it. It has food that'll blow your mind. Vistas you can't even believe are real and not a painting. Cool and creative shops, so many artists. It's a vibrant city with tons of personality.

The downtown is super hilly. I doubt Anna walked there at all. The coolest bookstore, Malaprop's, is downtown and is a must-visit. Someone with Anna's budget could have stayed at the Grove Park Inn, an expensive but beautiful and deeply historic place (check out the long list of luminaries who have stayed there, including the Fitzgeralds). I wouldn't even know where to being with listing places to eat or shops to visit (but you wouldn't go wrong by parking downtown, walking up a loooong hill from a parking garage, and roaming the streets).

That whole Blue Ridge Mountains area in North Carolina is stunning. If you enjoy hiking or camping, it's paradise. Driving on the Blue Ridge Parkway is beautiful. I'm not sure where any of this currently stands in the wake of Helene, given the devastating damage to the entire area (one of the shopping areas she referenced flooded completely; the photos from that are shocking).

/sperg

It's just frustrating to see this fat load undersell so many wonderful places. I'm really enjoying everyone's discussions of what those areas are actually like, though.

I visted my friend in Asheville a few years ago. I got to go "up the river" and see blue fireflies. The blue fireflies is def something Anna would never be able to enjoy cause she can't stop her inane chatter, never mind the walk (in the pouring rain) it took to get to the spot to see them.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

It's nice she's doing this, it's also a drop in the bucket for her.

Didn't the not-a-fat camp cost $5000 per week? It is nice that she's matching donations, but she can afford it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

sick-but-strong lipedema advocate who is both resilient and vulnerable

We should do a poll. This is my vote. I think she’ll lean more into munchiedom over the heads as she loses mobility.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Didn't the not-a-fat camp cost $5000 per week? It is nice that she's matching donations, but she can afford it.

it's also possible they comped it (or gave a heavy discount) in exchange for content. but she said she did 3 weeks and I can't imagine them giving her the whole thing for free, so she can definitely afford to drop $5k (also a tax write off right?)

 

[thejackal2]

Kids fucking died. It's not a party you dumb, clueless attention seeking idiot.

 

[head lamb]

130 dead, 36 of those were children, 160 still missing. Anna: "Come party with me!"

This fucking mongoloid doesn't even know how to link the charity she's donating to:

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Anna doesn’t know about shit or care about shit. Useless.

I love it when she forgets to edit out the atmospherics on her videos and you can actually see her standing and silently holding her mouth open. For what? If you’re not screaming or shoving two family size chicken banquets in your mouth then what the fuck is it sitting there open and catching fucking flies like that for? The image is supposed to be “I’m so fun I’m just shouting and smiling and laughing all the time that’s why my face looks like this,” but she never does those things for anything but the camera because she is not smiling and laughing all the time because this bitch is miserable in that giant fat body that Scamron only made worse.

The scam was that if he removed the “fibrotic tissue” then the remaining burnable fat would finally be accessible and released because of course she eats 1800 calories a day and does everything right, and it was the lipedema gunking up the works and jamming the good fat in between all the lipedemic nooks and crannies of her adipose tissue, definitely not Anna’s eating habits, that made her so fat.

But here we are a year out from the first round and even though he told her it could be yet another six months before we see the results (because all that protective swelling is just obscuring the metabolic sorcery going on deep inside her candy juicy thighs and self-piloted gunt) and she’s as big as she ever was, and her right calf is still fucking swollen. That shit might never go away, and she will get to wear this bad decision for life. Her calves are so, so fucked.

At any rate, I was looking at the pirate video because it allowed me to figure out why her makeup is always so fucking terrible.

She applies the items in this order:

1. Foundation
2. Tinted eyebrow gel
3. Eyebrow triangle pencil
4. Concealer
5. Contour
6. Blush appeared on her face but did not see application
7. Mascara
8. Eyeshadow - medium, rounded brush, lid, darkest color
9. Eyeshadow - tiny brush, below inner eye, lightest color
10. Eyeshadow - thick flat brush, top of crease, doesn’t follow shape of brow
11. Awful.

Anna does a lot of outrageous shit, but mascara before eyeshadow is utterly insane to me.

Also

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

It’s cool that she’s going to match up to $5K for flood relief.

Does eating $5k worth of chicken in 4 hours count as a donation?

Jk. Obviously she's not some selfless-saint, but seriously good on her for doing something that will actually help people. Just saw the 'party' vid, and fuckin hell, Anna. Tone-fucking-deaf

 

[janeir0]

Does eating $5k worth of chicken in 4 hours count as a donation?

A donation to her $7k/month toilet

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I can’t get over how badly she does her makeup. Has no one ever shown her how to do it, maybe a professional makeup artist did it once and she can copy it? Her brows are repulsive, she needs to make them longer and closer in the middle. The brown eyeshadow just across the whole lid is a choice. She has no idea how to contour her face, although I don’t know what you could do with her…face.

This is the pirate show she didn’t want to “cancel” https://piratesvoyage.com/
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Whom would she be canceling on? This disgusting looking food?

Also, am I mistaken, or is Tennessee completely landlocked? What the fuck do pirates have to do with Tennessee?

p.s. Sorry, Ninja'd days ago by Pee-wee Herman @Alamo basement dweller

 

[brooky]

130 dead, 36 of those were children, 160 still missing. Anna: "Come party with me!"

This fucking mongoloid doesn't even know how to link the charity she's donating to:
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Surely they can just give to the Red Cross?? But no, Anna will figure it out tomorrow. It's not urgent or anything.

 

[thejackal2]

Oh boy, here we go: