Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

Wasnt there a boy that died on a rafting trip once because he was put alone with two overweight women and it flipped? Might have been a ride though not a river.

 

[beautiful person]

Wasnt there a boy that died on a rafting trip once because he was put alone with two overweight women and it flipped? Might have been a ride though not a river.

That sounds like the Verruckt disaster. The ride was already insanely unsafe and poorly engineered, but what happened was a little boy (I think he was about 8 years old) was put in a raft down this super tall waterslide with two overweight women (probably "normal" fat, i.e. regular obese rather than morbid obese), and the weight distribution caused the raft to launch in the air, into the "protective" netting over the slide, and the boy was literally decapitated.

Ngl, I thought of it, too. Fat people who are either ignorant or delusional about the extent of their fatness can be a danger to those around them. Though, tbf, the Verruckt was a disaster waiting to happen since they had already had issues with rafts getting airborne.

 

[thejackal2]

That sounds like the Verruckt disaster. The ride was already insanely unsafe and poorly engineered, but what happened was a little boy (I think he was about 8 years old) was put in a raft down this super tall waterslide with two overweight women (probably "normal" fat, i.e. regular obese rather than morbid obese), and the weight distribution caused the raft to launch in the air, into the "protective" netting over the slide, and the boy was literally decapitated.

Ngl, I thought of it, too. Fat people who are either ignorant or delusional about the extent of their fatness can be a danger to those around them. Though, tbf, the Verruckt was a disaster waiting to happen since they had already had issues with rafts getting airborne.

Yea @GenociderSyo as well it was a little 70lb boy and then a regular old tubby gorl at 190lb and then a mini anna at 295. Too much physics and the kid lost his head. Anna is 500lbs. You can't let that sort of weight anywhere near a rapids. Actually, maybe they can, just give her her own personal 6 man boat with a captain on like the lazy river version of some shit with plenty of pointless jon drone shot and titanic music. #whitewaterrafter #gettingoutthere #confidencequeen.

christ. if she wants to really just defy physics she should get launched into space.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Oh boy, here we go:
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“We’re going to need a bigger boat.”

 

[Drive-by Farts]

I can’t really wrap my head around Anna wanting to insert herself into all kinds of physical sport and activities but just refusing to lose weight. She’s a danger to herself and others.

It’s a fascinating glimpse into her narcissistic mind, it’s reminding me of a person I knew who had NPD and insisted we all go snorkeling - turns out he could barely swim in the ocean. Almost drowned!! They all overestimate their abilities by a lot, do not care at all if they are a burden to the people around them, and are extremely committed -to the point of delusion - to the persona they’ve created. But will not put the work in to actually become that person, or are constantly trying to look for shortcuts.

Like why would you want to be on a river as a 600lb 40 year old woman? Scuba diving? Absolutely delusional.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I feel like it's not even needed - not that it has to be, but still - to get into the specifics of why or how Anna is too fat for either kayaking/rafting or diving, or indeed realistically any degree of physical exertion. She's fat enough that anyone with an iota of sense can immediately infer that she's fit for nothing more strenuous than 1.5 gram Dorito deadlifts to the mouth.

It's just such an incredible testament to the absolutely grandiose scale of her self-delusion that she even thinks she can say this without being openly laughed at, let alone do it. Like, if someone Anna's size announced their intention to go hiking, rafting, etc IRL I would have insane difficulty keeping my face straight.



And to be honest, I wouldn't even be trying to suppress my laughter to spare her feelings; it's hard to predict the response of someone insane enough to say/ think this to being laughed at. I don't want to be punitively sat on if we're in an enclosed space.

 

[Magic Pickle]

New bio on Insta. She’s now a hiker:

Anna is not a hiker, she is a hurpler, and at the rate she's going at she's going to hurple some poor tour/trail guide into an early grave because she cannot accept that her obesity has made her a genuine threat to the public. Such a bloated blowhard! Now I'm wondering if there could be any recourse in suing Anna for damages if something terrible did happen, but despite how litigious Americans can be, I can only imagine the backlash over being taken to court for being a Big Bertha.

 

[brooky]

Wasnt there a boy that died on a rafting trip once because he was put alone with two overweight women and it flipped? Might have been a ride though not a river.

I could swear that in addition to the Verruckt one, there was a lazy river type accident with two fat women where the raft flipped and the little boy drowned. Maybe this is a Mandela Effect thing.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Wet suit? Doesn’t she have enough blubber to keep her warm? Maybe she just wants kudos and attention for publicly planning to do these activities on social media. Or is she really this delulu?

If she is I hope she posts the epic meltdown when she gets turned away from rafting or scuba.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I guess the Lymphapress suit isn’t good enough for Anna anymore, she’s gotta go full wetsuit.

Maybe she’s noticing her compression body suit has gone slack and she thinks a wetsuit will provide the level of compression she needs, in a material suited for the amount of sweat that flows out of her knee balls and back tits.

Maybe this is the most practical decision she’s made yet!

 

[head lamb]

She was supposed to make a follow-up post about the flood relief so her followers could donate, but it appears she has moved on to more pressing matters.

Good job getting out there

Spoiler

for a Nando's family platter & a photo op.

 

[Potatis Salad]

She was supposed to make a follow-up post about the flood relief so her followers could donate, but it appears she has moved on to more pressing matters.

Good job getting out there

Spoiler

for a Nando's family platter & a photo op.

Have we even seen a photo op? I was too late to get the Instagram stories but I checked the grids of everyone who commented they were going to be there, Nando's socials, and Anna's tagged photos. Nothing.

 

[often puzzled]

It's the life vest that'll get her with whitewater rafting. Those companies are pretty serious about liability. Whitewater rafting does require quick reaction time, and everything feels like it's happening very fast-- no time to pose for Instagram shots.

However, Anna won't really go whitewater rafting. She'll buy a bunch of gear and take some photos near signs or next to the river, same as with the National Parks. Then she'll post an overly-emotional Instagram caption about her changing body, how it was a challenge but she learned so much, embracing trying new things, the usual. And then it'll never be mentioned again.

 

[thejackal2]

For the love of god you don't need to do a farmer's walk you're 600lbs! These fitness people, I know they are working with a tard, but they should be ashamed of stuff like this. It's not helpful for anybody.

 

[lonelygorl15]

This is so boring and repetitive. Now that the liposuction arc is over and proven to be a massive failure, she's pivoted back around to the Fitness Qween arc. It wasn't interesting or believable when she first started doing it, and is even more tiresome when she is this visibly enormous and clearly struggling with basic tasks, such as bathing. She's gotta be at least 650 pounds. None of her normal obese mid west and middle aged fanbase care about seeing inspirational fitness content.

Anna needs to go back to trying on ugly clothes that are way too small and either insisting they fit perfectly, or bitch that they don't fit because the quality is just so horrible.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Pardon me, I'm going to go sob in a corner thanks to that 'farmer's walk' video where she can't carry the bar properly because her enormous ass is in the way and she's causing uncalled for strain and stress throughout every muscle along her spine.

Whoever showed her that bar should be curb-stomped into oblivion, because she's incapable of using it correctly and is putting herself at risk for considerable back injury.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

she can't carry the bar properly because her enormous ass is in the way

I had to go back and watch it, I didn't twig that she's meant to be standing inside the frame.
Why would they let her do this instead of just giving her a normal barbell? Why is she barely using her knees to lower the weight to the ground?Why do it at all?

Give her two packs of mountain dew cans to carry it would be more realistic and functional.

 

[Potatis Salad]

How heavy are the plates? They're masquerading as 45s but clearly aren't. No way that's a full-weight barbell either:

Why would they let her do this instead of just giving her a normal barbell?

Or dumbbells (they have a full rack) or fucking kettlebells. Madness!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

How heavy are the plates? They're masquerading as 45s but clearly aren't. No way that's a full-weight barbell either:
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Or dumbbells (they have a full rack) or fucking kettlebells. Madness!

The bar's an olympic bar. They weigh 45 lbs. The length of that bar indicates that it is a men's bar rather than the women's bar that comes in at 33 lbs.

Each plate is 25 lbs.

She's benching 95 lbs.

ETA: here's a zoomed in shot of the plate where you can clearly read that it's 25 lbs.


ETA: Alright, will stand corrected - it is a women's olympic bar, so 33 lbs vice 45. I was taken in via assuming it was longer than it is, comparing it to Anna's gorilla arms. My apologies! Not 95 lbs. 83 lbs.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Anna uploaded a new video.

Spoiler: Local Archive