Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

Showing me that won't change the fact your government has ar least poisoned 3 generations of your Americans to the point of losing an average of 7 IQ points (or something like that) with the fluoride in the water.

Water that I can easily filter the fluoride out of.

vs

E. coli-enriched poo water.

It's a tough choice.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I have come to the conclusion myself that yes. The cat couldn't come from the other house outside the complex.

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

 

[Xev]

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

He remembered that he raped that cat to death in his own neighborhood.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

It's very considerate of Claudio to translate his texts with his underaged fur twink from bean nigger babble to actual human language. It demonstrates just how much he values all the attention he receives from this thread.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Water that I can easily filter the fluoride out of.

vs

E. coli-enriched poo water.

Waos. Poor areas of my country have bad water?

I didn't know that! /sneed

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

A neighbor from my own complex did it.

Who? Who the fuck knows. All the cat would have needed to do in order to get under the car was limp itself there instead of jumping.

 

[chrisc]

claudio kill yourself zoophile

 

[Xev]

Whoa hold up. What happened to 'a neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood' did it. You seemed pretty sure about that.

 

[Man In A Dress]

I didnt' check the screenshots of my VERY FUCKING OLD favorites because I left that behind. You can't respect that though.

I don't respect anything about you. You're a pedophile.

Then again, you think no one can change, therefore...

Welp, I guess you have like... Wait, let me do the math.

Yeah, that means you have at at least, realistically, 30 million pedophiles in USA then.

>First it didn't exist
>Source? SOURCE? You need a peer reviewed source there buddy
>I'm not clicking that. Post the images for me.
>You need to find and post CSAM images for me or I won't believe you
>Ok I clicked it but it comes from another KF user
>But what about the 30 million people in the USA I just made up that do the same thing!
I'm not going to play along with your schizo delusion. We're talking about you and your digital history here. Fact is, you made an e621 account and favorited some really vile content that makes you a pedophile.
And you're right, I don't think you can change. There is so much shit here that unironically portrays you as a predator and coomer. It's just that damning. That's before I even account for the cat rape story, washing your dog naked stuff and evident fixation on power fantasies of rape, torture and murder. Not very catholic of you, is it?
But of course, you'll continue to sperg about the USA and Ruben Sim while giving us the weakest banter imaginable. Do you actually intend to acknowledge your own failings or will you weakly deflect with bizarre claims that we are all American?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

A neighbor from my own complex did it.

Who? Who the fuck knows. All the cat would have needed to do in order to get under the car was limp itself there instead of jumping.

Right. As I explained the other day, the cat was suffering, and it would’ve been hard for it to get far.
Now, this raises two questions in of itself.
1: Your complex has a private security guard, as you have mentioned several times. I find it weird that he didn’t notice the incident taking place. Are there any blind spots in his normal route that the perpetrator could’ve taken advantage of?
2: Let’s be charitable and assume that you’re entirely out of the picture suspects wise. Do you have any neighbors who, in your eyes, act suspiciously? Speaking of neighbors, can you think of any potential witnesses in your complex? (Besides your mother and the guard)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

have come to the conclusion myself that yes. The cat couldn't come from the other house outside the complex.

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.

When will you realize you were the one who raped the cat?

Poor areas of my country

Your whole country is the poor area of North America.

neighbor from my own complex did it.

Wow. I'm shocked. Claudio was the cat rapist the whole time!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

When will you realize you were the one who raped the cat?

When will you prove I was the one that did it?

Answer: Never.

Your whole cou—Ack! *Dies by execution with a revolver, against the wall*

Nope. Not how it works.

Right. As I explained the other day, the cat was suffering, and it would’ve been hard for it to get far.
Now, this raises two questions in of itself.
1: Your complex has a private security guard, as you have mentioned several times. I find it weird that he didn’t notice the incident taking place. Are there any blind spots in his normal route that the perpetrator could’ve taken advantage of?

Of course there are blindspots

It's called THE FUCKING HOUSES.

2: Let’s be charitable and assume that you’re entirely out of the picture suspects wise. Do you have any neighbors who, in your eyes, act suspiciously?

I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).

Speaking of neighbors, can you think of any potential witnesses in your complex?

Fuck no. No one was outside. The amount of fucking women in this place should tell you how much they go out.

Middle aged, pale, narrow triangular nose, very short grey hair, above 50, used jeans and pale shirts with the sleeve tucked. You know the drill with that kind of "people"! @DoNotFeedTheSneed

No, @Goycast Guy

By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).

So the list of suspects is a Mexican man who hits on underage girls, which to be fair is every Mexican I've ever met (The age of consent is like 12 down there). And the guy who has a naked lion avatar, pretends he's a lion while having sex chats with other furries, looks at feline related furry porn, writes feline related furry porn, and plays pedophile Roblox games.

Which one sounds more likely?

 

[Xev]

Why exactly do you think Goycast looks like a twink? Is there some facial feature that every twink has or something? Now I didn't spend hours gazing longingly at his pic like you did but my first thought was that he kind of looked like a jock, but the lame kind like a baseball nerd. He's simply too tall and his posture is too good for a twink.

 

[chrisc]

No, @Goycast Guy

By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass

kill yourself triple-posting zoophile

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Of course there are blindspots

It's called THE FUCKING HOUSES.

So you’re presuming that the culprit picked up the cat and took them inside their house to do the deed. It takes a really sick person to rape a cat. You don’t think they would’ve disposed of it afterwards?

I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).

By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass

That guy sounds horrible. I can understand why you’re suspicious of him.

But if you are suspicious of him, why did your mind not immediately jump to him when you came to the epiphany that it happened in your complex?

Who? Who the fuck knows.

 

[Xev]

Stop being mexican, therefore broke, and buy a drone. We need drone footage of the complex in order to solve this cold case.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass

That's disgusting! What kind of man would look at a 15 year old girl and think, "That's a full grown woman!"?

A Quinceañera is a Hispanic tradition celebrating a girl's 15th birthday, marking her transition from childhood to womanhood. It's a significant cultural event with religious, social, and symbolic elements.

Oh, yeah. Mexicans.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Who?

Everyone just talked about this pages ago? Don't play dumb.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Can somebody tell talbott to stop making socks to raid this thread, thanks.

By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass

BY TEEN GIRLS YOU MEAN WHAT?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Claudio after reading some messages all I have to say is that I ain’t gonna fuck you bro. Also if you get kicked out of 109 YouTube channels it might just be your fault.

I haven't watched Griffin, dumbshit.

You can try to gaslight everyone else here, which would still be nearly impossible, but it would be much fucking harder to gaslight me. What, are you saying that the ClausMystery that I saw in that stream chat for years wasn’t you?