Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Most people this miserable put a lot more time and effort into getting fucked up so they can be numb and dissociated. I don't think pot is working, maybe try heroin.

 

[salt]

Only a BPDemon could be mad about this/find this response unacceptable.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky, you've already ruined your day and your night with this attitude. The toxicity levels here are higher than a Captain Planet villain.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

The sea-hag is SUPER MAD that her Gooner Gang didn't plan some expensive, extravagant soiree worthy enough for her. I mean, it's not like they are "broke and homeless" as she loves to constantly claim and thus need to save money or anything!

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Imagine spending your birthday meticulously cataloguing the ways in which people close to you have failed you, starting at 7 in the morning.

Her biological dad isn't going to call her. And if he HAD called her she'd be harping about how no one would let her sleep and why don't these East Coasters realize she needs her beauty rest on her (has she mentioned this yet) BIRTHDAY?

Doesn't her bio-dad have cancer? Do you think she's ever called him to see how he's doing? And didn't she tell him he's a MAGA-Nazi and never to talk to her again?

Jeez, I can't believe he didn't call her on her birthday. Clearly he pre-deserved the way she's treated him.

Frankly, I don't get it. On my birthday I always celebrate not having to talk to Albanians.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Why would they spend anything on her when theyre so poor she has to beg online?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Oh, whatever, my daughter finally/again learned to walk the day before my birthday, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT, this is a shitty present haul."

Any actual human deals with a birthday where they're broke by doing something modest and taking stock of what they do have. For Becky, sure, she's got the baby she wanted in her arms, but she got that LAST year. Where's something new and special for THIS year?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

If she can’t post about it knowing that someone, somewhere will be envious, it doesn’t count. She thought Daniel would be jelly about the Disney trip so she posted that. She thought Daniel and her followers would be jealous so she posted SAD facedox and breathless details during the “marry me and knock me up?” weekend when they played house out of town. She posted about how cuckson went on an hours long trip to buy her some dumb pink cake when she was pregnant with someone else’s kid, and when they’re all getting along she loves to talk about how she’s getting dick left and right and then they all play vidya together, haha aren’t you jelly, cisheteros?!

I keep going back to the “I guess I’ll take your shitty dollar store card” where she got mad at Sam for not writing “words she can carry,” whatever the fuck that means. It wasn’t 8 paragraphs with a conclusion, so it doesn’t count. I hope that wild little autist gets his game time in tonight.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Ah yes, each and every family member: Only one of the men she’s supposedly still shtupping (probably Sam?), her ex, her biological father she has basically zero relationship with, the random sibling she found through 23 and Me who she also basically has no relationship with and a random aunt.

The sibling that everyone seemed to think she wanted to bang and seemingly his wife made him go no contact with Becky, so not sure why you'd expect a birthday text from him.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is what I hate most about cluster Bs. All talk and no do. Someone on Axis I needs to give her a tutorial in having a proper spiral. Go get a shitty store card and max it out, Becky. Go get drunk and sing show tunes in the street. Get some shitty flash tats while you're out there. Go hang out on the bridge by that "there is hope" sign looking pensive and give the street response team something to do. Try to buy some handshake drugs from the dour looking fellow having trouble keeping his joggers up. Get a cheap flight to San Francisco and look for action in the Castro. Go to Israel and try your luck on a kibbutz.

Live, dammit, live!

 

[There She Glows]

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Becky, you've already ruined your day and your night with this attitude. The toxicity levels here are higher than a Captain Planet villain.

I like to think that he is so sick of her passive aggressive bullshit that he's needling at her with calculated reasonability because it's hilarious to watch her quietly simmer with anger from not being treated like the center of the universe, but I'm probably being optimistic.

 

[TismFarmer]

I can just see Beggy in Israel.

Well folx, it's my birthday and my husband has been looking for lobster rolls all day! You'd think it wouldn't be that difficult to find seafood, there's a sea just down the road isn't there?
My shitty ex wouldnt fly Hamas out here to see her dearest Mommy either!
something about sending a 2 year old on an international flight alone. He just doesn't want Hamas to see me. I guess they'll be spending my birthday with the replacement family...
I need a J and they don't have dispensaries in this stupid country.
Ex even refused to bring me gummies when he came with Hamas at Christmas. (He was too much of a cunt to bring her at Chanukka)
I'm going to have to go home to see my precious baby but we have NO SHEKELS! Any little bit would help if anyone is able to donate. Remember, only donate if you are able to. (Pension day is tomorrow)

 

[Printemps]

It's our sunny princess' birthday today! Let's all celebrate the warmth and positivity that just oozes from Ms Gerber here.

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She doesn't understand what "passive" aggressive is, does she?

@salt I picture Jack standing in front of her with gifts and a cake, candles lit, while she typed all that. Jack doesn't count.

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Imagine being 37 years old and making passive-aggressive skeets about people (that they can see!) instead of just talking to them like the extremely grown woman you are.

If every single person you know treats you without love then maybe, just maybe, it's because you're not a very lovable person.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's our sunny princess' birthday today! Let's all celebrate the warmth and positivity that just oozes from Ms Gerber here.

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She doesn't understand what "passive" aggressive is, does she?

@salt I picture Jack standing in front of her with gifts and a cake, candles lit, while she typed all that. Jack doesn't count.

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Ah, Rebecca Gerber, a fascinating specimen. If everyone around you is always miserable when you are around them, and being away from you makes them happy, it is usually the common denominator's fault. No, not this time though. They're clearly all just evil people, each and every single one of them. Even Hannah didn't say happy birthday mommydad. Such an ungrateful rapebaby.

 

[Law]

The US brewery a
scene gradually headed in the same direction due to post covid baby booms.

I disagree. The craft brewing and brewery scene started declining before covid due to InBev buying up smaller breweries, costs going up, and people starting to drink less due to health concerns. There wasn't really a "baby boom" in the US due to covid, it was more of a sudden decline, a slight rebound, then back to a slow decline.

having some stepkids to play with will be good for her

Step kids are the absolute last thing this drama vortex needs.

I'm just a sucker for a redemption story

You're in the wrong thread, pal. . .

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I'd love to know which day of the year Becky _doesn't _ demand everyone's attention

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Happy birthday Becca!

ugh, you waited until 3pm to say that to me? You're monsters. You're abusive. Send me my present and leave me alone. But be sure to make sure I know you want to talk to me. Ugh. The gall of you people.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

If she can’t post about it knowing that someone, somewhere will be envious, it doesn’t count. She thought Daniel would be jelly about the Disney trip so she posted that. She thought Daniel and her followers would be jealous so she posted SAD facedox and breathless details during the “marry me and knock me up?” weekend when they played house out of town. She posted about how cuckson went on an hours long trip to buy her some dumb pink cake when she was pregnant with someone else’s kid, and when they’re all getting along she loves to talk about how she’s getting dick left and right and then they all play vidya together, haha aren’t you jelly, cisheteros?!

I keep going back to the “I guess I’ll take your shitty dollar store card” where she got mad at Sam for not writing “words she can carry,” whatever the fuck that means. It wasn’t 8 paragraphs with a conclusion, so it doesn’t count. I hope that wild little autist gets his game time in tonight.

Becky was mad on TWO fronts over that because1) it wasn't some huge, expensive thing and 2) it wasn't something she could proudly wave around in hopes of making the Fat Kraut jealous enough to come running back to her.

And then the sea hag wonders why the German Neckbeard noped out on her BPD ass.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

She posted earlier about how it was Daniel who used to arrange birthday parties for her, with all of his friends serving as a stand in because Becky doesn't have any actual friends, right? She obviously mourns the loss of the "sperm donor's" wallet and the financial security it brings, but I wonder if he was doing most of the emotional labour for her too. It's clear she thinks of Cuckson less like a man and more like an organic term deposit that will pay out when his parents die, and SAD is there to stroke her ego. This sentence has never been said before, and will almost certainly be never said again, but Daniel seems to be the most functional and normal man out of all of them.

It's almost like she'd have been much happier with one normal partner, instead of 3 barely functional freaks.