Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[caffeinated_pirate]

The fat abusive narc will sit there in public lives on the couch cushions like a homeless bum holding a tin can collecting change on the corner, and you morons will leederley pay to insult that fat narc via superchats.

The fat narc could never even hold a part-time job being a Four Chin Teller with those Orca & Torrid cards.

And this adds to the conversation how?

 

[marjoram]

I wonder if she just got a job at the bingo place.

Fry cook. Obviously.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

And this adds to the conversation how?

He's a retard, ignore him.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

I thinking working at the bingo hall would be good her her. IN THEORY. But thing: requires walking. And I'm sure a fair amount more than she realizes depending on how long those games go and could she even fit through the aisles? MY major thing and I'm sure I'm not the only one: Amber has major boundary issues. We know this. And she's gonna use that as a perfect opportunity to talk too much, stroke her ego, tell her audience how everyone loves her and how many compliments she gets and that ego with a boss is gonna get so old so quick. This is not a bar and you are not working for tips. It's a bingo hall.. Shut your shelfass up and do your job.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

She said a ‘friend’ was helping her get a job. My money is on Mamalynn getting her a job at her place because they can carpool together. Otherwise, how would she get a ride to a job during the week? She’s dependent on the car.

Not that it’s going to happen at all. But food for thought.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!

Of course my sense of the ridiculous has me picturing her manning a 1-900 sex line, like the fat housewife in the music video for “Sweet Emotion.”

Edited: incorrect plural for Aerosmith song

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!

Of course my sense of the ridiculous has me picturing her manning a 1-900 sex line, like the fat housewife in the music video for “Sweet Emotion.”

Edited: incorrect plural for Aerosmith song

She had an online only job for over a decade and couldn't handle even vlogging for 10 minutes a week. She's a lost cause I'm every sense

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I thinking working at the bingo hall would be good her her. IN THEORY. But thing: requires walking. And I'm sure a fair amount more than she realizes depending on how long those games go and could she even fit through the aisles?

I think that is where she will work. Amber would never be able to work full time, but a part-time job like this would suit her. I wouldn't be surprised if someone will go to the bingo hall and take a picture of her working.

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

It is also possible but when Amber had the "government" job, she either got fired or quit because she could not sit long enough to do her job and ended in the toilet at length.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!

It's ridiculoosly hard to come by online jobs - I know maybe a handful of people that actually have them. And reputable online jobs will have software to monitor just how much you do during the day. She can't be accountable for two hours on one day, she'd never last.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

There's been a number of times a lolcow has done some shit that is so repulsive my brain kinda rage stops to protect myself and AmberLynn tossing Rarity out in the cold so she could stay in Wisconsin is fucking one of them

 

[McBoogerBall]

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting,

I mean, it’s a good idea in theory, but it could never work. Amber would actually have to dedicate 6-8 hours of her day to something other than eating. Just like her diets, there’s always excuses. “Muh back hurts I can’t sit for long periods of time” “I have Oh See Dee so I can’t concentrate on it”. This bitch has shown that even data entry desk jobs are impossible for her to manage. She would be micromanaged to make sure she’s actually completing her tasks. Amber would definitely see it as an easy way out but quickly realize that an at home job is just that, a job. You have to work and get things done. It’s not just “oh binge watch some bullshit on YouTube and send an email every 2 hours”.
But let’s be real, she’d sell feeder porn long before getting an actual job.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Yeah, work from home jobs are so anal about making sure you aren’t wasting company time. They watch your mouse, time every second you aren’t active….

The ONLY potential ‘job’ that I could see her sticking with for even any amount of time would be an MLM. She could try to sell to her audience and do everything on her own timeframe without people breathing down her neck.
Nvm, her brief history of selling her earrings that was her PASSION or whatever just jumped into my brain and that lasted all of….half a day?

 

[kawaiikat420]

Amber would actually have to dedicate 6-8 hours of her day to something other than eating

This is why I struggle to imagine her at any job. I can't imagine her doing anything for more than 2 hours at a time, and 2 hours is being generous. The only reason she worked with Destiny way back when was because she wanted to keep tabs on Destiny. Even with her Youtube career, she's lazy, doesn't put any work or effort in, and tries to cut every corner that she can.

Even if one day she does do feeder porn, would the feeders really be interested in low-quality lazy porno?? She'd be in the middle of filming herself seductively eating a doughnut or whatever before pointing the camera up for 8 minutes because she had to go use the bathroom, and she wouldn't bother to cut that from the final edit.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her bingo wings being installed in the bingo hall as the local celebrity circus freak who hands out cards and dabbers would be a dream come true for her. Think of the attention! The throngs of wide eyed admirers complimenting her vibe and her youthful appearance. No one will believe she isn't 23! Everyone thought she was 23.

 

[scoootiepuff]

Came across this masterpiece on tiktok

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I think that is where she will work. Amber would never be able to work full time, but a part-time job like this would suit her. I wouldn't be surprised if someone will go to the bingo hall and take a picture of her working.


It is also possible but when Amber had the "government" job, she either got fired or quit because she could not sit long enough to do her job and ended in the toilet at length.

Couldn't sit on her ass at work, but could sit on her ass all day at home.

 

[Seong Hwa]

I get that we're just speculating because there's fuck all else to talk about, but the real answer is that there is no job. She's lying. You think little miss phone angzieuhtee can work at a call centre? It's youtube bucks or welfare til early death.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Nvm, her brief history of selling her earrings that was her PASSION or whatever just jumped into my brain and that lasted all of….half a day?

She cancelled her business born out of passion because she was actually expected to send them to the people who bought them. It was really hard work for her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The "job" will be full time welfare queen once she gets a tugboat for her angziedee, OCD, and OBCD

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Couldn't sit on her ass at work, but could sit on her ass all day at home.

That part always got me, she had to quit because it was a sit down job, and she can't sit all day. Then spends the next 10 years just sitting on her ass gaining weight.

It's youtube bucks or welfare til early death.

She cancelled her business born out of passion because she was actually expected to send them to the people who bought them. It was really hard work for her.

And it wasn't even her doing the work, it was Becky.

The "job" will be full time welfare queen once she gets a tugboat for her angziedee, OCD, and OBCD

I've said this before, Amber will die the same way she came into this world, living in a single wide trailer and collecting welfare.