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I was skimming this at first and when I read this part I got really scared because I thought the bear hammer part was part of your dream
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The only americans who can teleport....i do not want whatever you had
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i think (hopeI was skimming this at first and when I read this part I got really scared because I thought the bear hammer part was part of your dream
) that he is smart enough to not share the dream in case that would actually be his dreamEDIT: I don't know what to think about this
EDIT 2: guys I'm a little bit more concerned now
EDIT 3: i think the bit is getting old really quick
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I'm imagining it like this scene in The Shining except with Zoey and Bear Hammer.I was skimming this at first and when I read this part I got really scared because I thought the bear hammer part was part of your dream
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Yep and folks can we please keep the weird shit like fanfics and dreams out of that thread. Some of you will never beat the gooning allegations here but please don't infest the new OP with that crap. That is all.There's a rewrite by Toji
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I just woke up and have to share this.
I had a dream last (this?) night. My and my family were going to visit some family members in the countryside. It was me, my close family, zoey and turkey tom in the car.
It wasn't like when bearhammer had a dream where they went on a cute date together and then zoey drove him home and pegged him in the ass. My dream zoey was kinda just really weird and Gross and didn't talk at all and everyone made it a point to stay away from her .All of my boomer family were felting turkey tom in like semi broken engrish and calling him gay and saying how he cuts himself. Zoey was quiet during all of this except when she would say something dumb to me and i would have to awkwardly go "hahaha yeah". Turkey tom then just fucking dies/teleports and zoey teleports back to florida and that's all i remember. I remember we stayed at a hotel for a bit and she got into an argument with everyone there? She would then teleport somewhere and come back later. I THINK both of them were supposed to be siblings since they're both the only Americans who can teleport there.
Honestly other than the teleporting part she was pretty realistic and acted how you would expect. I vaguely remember talking to her about lain but i think i was too busy dunking on turkey tom too.
Think one of my siblings tried to give hear advice on how to wash her hair and which shampoo/mask to use?
Also her phone kept going off to like a comical degree. I would ask her if she was taking her medication and she would constantly have to fuck with her phone clicking the "decline call" option for some reason. Or when we talked about furina.
"Soo.. *phone ringing* uhh *phone ringing* like I REA-*phone ringing*.. oh sorr-*phone ringing*" type of deal
I don't usually have dreams in general but All in all thank you zooble for making a cameo appearance in my dream where my family just roasts the fuck out of turkey tom
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Oh no, what if this dream was prophetic and Zoey and Turkey Tom become a couple? That's alot of retardation in one portion of the space time continuum.
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The Tiffany virus has mutated and found a new way to propogate: infesting the dreams of idiots.
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OH NO NO NO ZOEYCACAS IS ZOEY DAYCARE REALLY LIKE THIS
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Tiffany donated to Null's stream to ask him about her toilet anime.
The fact that Null still doesn't realize this is Tiffany is fucking hilarious.
The fact that Null still doesn't realize this is Tiffany is fucking hilarious.
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Is he larping not knowing its Zoo-zoo?
I'm pretty sure everyone here knows its Zoo-zoo.
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grandmas money going straight to null
he probably forgot since its been a while since zoey spergged at the jannies
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He knows. He just hates giving her attention
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He genuinely seems to not know. She donated like 2 weeks ago asking him to read her thread, and he didn't realize then either that it was her donating.
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He did also start the stream saying he was like Lain.
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He has said that he hates Lain a lot of times in the past. Does that mean that he hates himself?
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No, Null has the memory of a gold fish.
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Have you considered that Null might just see your oshi lolcow as one of many other lolcows on this site and doesn't actually pay attention to her enough to know what "aumist" is or what retarded anime character she's obsessed with?
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She did the same thing on the 4th of July stream. So he did recognize her then. He just forgot. 2 weeks is a long time.