Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 426 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,667 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,964 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,352
I thought of an interesting possibility. I think Jason is not so much an industry plant as he is trying to skinsuit being one. It's possible that because he wants to be seen as an insider, he was predicting what an insider would think and say about SKG. The benefit of this is establishing or maintaining an image of someone who is "in". This can sometimes be leveraged into becoming an actual insider. Fake it 'til you make it.
this is somehow a sadder idea.
its crazy how billion dollar companies, with all the lawyers and resources
conveniently doesnt know how to read
whenever it suits them
ross scott also commented. he of course assumes its ubisoft playing dumb...

really its kinda funny huge corporations are relying on such flimsy lies. I really, REALLY want to see video of an EU parliment person yelling "THATS NOT WHATS BEING ASKED YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!"
 
this is somehow a sadder idea.
I think it fits with nearly everything else known about him.
  • "I worked for Blizzard for 7 years a century"
  • "I'm a game developer"
  • "I hacked power plants for the US Government"
  • His voice shenanigans
  • The ferret death camp's ambiguous charity status
  • His Second Life "scripting"
  • Maybe his EVE career too
/x/ was wrong about skinwalkers, they'd just get laughed at and called a retard.
 
From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game
The worst part about all of this is that the game would be improved if you just didn't put the sign in the textbox for no reason. I assumed for some reason that there was actually going to be some amount of effort put in and the text was going to be on the sign, but no, he literally just slapped a png on the textbox and is getting mad that it's taking up too much space.
 
It got a small mention a few hundred pages ago and it's pretty small beans compared to everything else here, but just thought it was worth mentioning that James 'Malding' Hall is still hard at work nuking the Heartbound Steam Discussions. New threads pop up when he's asleep or otherwise too busy to keep his watchful eye over them.

Moderation pattern is very obvious if you watch for a day or two:
  1. Delete all remotely negative posts and threads, permaban the users
  2. Sometimes keep positive posts (there's friendly-fire permabans, or at the least the posts get deleted)
  3. Lock any thread that he can spin positively (usually positive threads)
  4. Reply with some bullshit and mark it as thread answer
Unless someone else has access to that PirateSoftware dev account, it's him doing all of it manually. Ban message says it's dealt by the developer. This is such embarrassing fucking behaviour from a 40-year-old manchild, how much time does he waste between this, twitch, and discord bans?

If someone keeps an eye on it they might be able to catch a really good thread showing this off. At the moment, there's only two unlocked threads, and one of them must've been dropped mid-cleansing because it has this ridiculous-looking shit where the only comments that weren't deleted were this glazer fag.
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Don't know why that one guy stayed while it's replying to deleted ones, including a post defending him and asking a question. Does he think this makes him look good to normal people? Can take a look, there isn't much here though - https://archive.md/MsI3r

Is he still using that "the negative reviews are from people refunding" lie? I recall him saying that reviewers get an option to say they refunded instead of it being automatic, obviously bullshit.
 
wtf is that shit at 4:30 lmao
i need the peg on the sign, shaye
the exclamations won't fit if the peg isn't there, shaye
don't you see it? people will be mad at me, shaye
THIS IS ON YOU!

edit: it just keeps getting worse
he’s literally the biggest jerk off psycho dickhead on the planet. I wouldn’t talk to someone I hated like this, let alone my pooner slave gf who I love, who raises my animals for me, does the entire “ferret rescue” for me and does all the art in my game for free.
 
New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.
Video got privated
 
New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.
Did you archive it??
 
New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.
@Scorpion From MK 's vod, all credit goes to him according to the people(who wish to not be named on this site) involved in making the livestream/video.

A video is coming out in a few hours, the livestream is temporarily archived.

Also Mald failing the basics of cybersecurity by leaking his text messages onscreen is so fucking ironic
 
New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.
>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.
 
ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald.
When he defends the "do nothing statement", it made me wince even as a non coder because theres....really, really no reason to write that. Even someone like me with no code experience can understand if a code ISN'T ran, it does nothing. Might as well have a code statement also says "this DOESN'T genocide india" or something. Like no shit. And you don't need to document that because thats some basic ass understanding that if you DONT run the code, nothing happens. Its actually kinda infuriating because I've done at most TINY script changes in existing files along with some modding Q/A, but I still know this firmly, if you DONT run a code, NOTHING HAPPENS.

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.
if he actually DID quit law school for that, I could see that. Especially since pirate conned his way to the top, and once people grow wise to this, hes not getting that back.
 
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