Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

(preservetube)

Feels maybe like a parody of mald?

 

[my penis is on fire]

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him. I think The Jews were onto something when they started calling people goyim

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

>Furfag l33t Hackerman9000 fucks his opsec on the worst possible subject at the worst possible time
It's confirmed at this point that GOD HIMSELF wants us to milk this faggot for all he's worth.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him. I think The Jews were onto something when they started calling people goyim

how much does that affect his taxes for income if theyre funneling the money back into themselves for inflated sub count? I notice a LOT of his subs right now are gifted. At least according to https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/subscribers

 

[Nintoddler]

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.

Let's be real, doubt he was going to graduate in the first place. Or at least he spared people from the worlds most terrible lawyer.

 

[Seeans]

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

(preservetube)

Any static code analysis worth his salt would complain about "useless code" there.

I like how he keeps stressing its self-documenting code when Mald needs to comment almost every single line of code because his code is full of incomprehensible indexes. Any programmer that would have to pick up his code after would never know what the fuck does global.storyline_array[334] mean, what is case 1 or case 2, etc. If he need to do nothing than just place a comment there, you already did that for almost every single line of code.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him.

I'm ALMOST CERTAIN that kronos was compensated for this. Its still scummy and kronos is a bitch, but I don't think kronos was just DONATING tons of money and effectively getting paid less. Especially when kronos jumped ship to mald for money

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

how much does that affect his taxes for income if theyre funneling the money back into themselves for inflated sub count? I notice a LOT of his subs right now are gifted.

iirc there was a Youtube short of Malding Fagtree bragging about how whenever he gets paid from Twitch revenue, he puts into subs so that "more people can watch his content" because he's "dislikes ads" on Twitch.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

@Scorpion From MK 's vod, all credit goes to him according to the people(who wish to not be named on this site) involved in making the livestream/video.

A video is coming out in a few hours, the livestream is temporarily archived.

Also Mald failing the basics of cybersecurity by leaking his text messages onscreen is so fucking ironic

This is so excellent. I wish Charlie would cover this. Oh man he'd half to ban half of Twitch after that.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

wtf is that shit at 4:30 lmao
i need the peg on the sign, shaye
the exclamations won't fit if the peg isn't there, shaye
don't you see it? people will be mad at me, shaye
THIS IS ON YOU!

edit: it just keeps getting worse

This is the negative reinforcement you see with abusive spouses.
Shaye from what I understand is a piece of shit though so... Its a wash.

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

(preservetube)

Ex Ubi?
Nigger wasn't even good enough to work at ubisoft.

I'm ALMOST CERTAIN that kronos was compensated for this. Its still scummy and kronos is a bitch, but I don't think kronos was just DONATING tons of money and effectively getting paid less. Especially when kronos jumped ship to mald for money

Mald will pay him with exposure.

 

[Harambe]

Let's be real, doubt he was going to graduate in the first place. Or at least he spared people from the worlds most terrible lawyer.

Is Rekieta a joke to you

 

[invisibult plus+]

I'll take any clocks for this but it's a good summary of what makes people hate him.

 

[volatile puar]

iirc there was a Youtube short of Malding Fagtree bragging about how whenever he gets paid from Twitch revenue, he puts into subs so that "more people can watch his content" because he's "dislikes ads" on Twitch.

Something most people don't realize, the reason why gacha games whale nets of all varieties give out free premium currency is that it accustoms you to the benefits of premium currency and makes you more likely to purchase in the future. Jason worked at Blizzard for 50 years, so I guarantee you that he knows this.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'll take any clocks for this but it's a good summary of what makes people hate him.

Ill give you a clock because its late, but also note that, with 500 pages in around a month, its understandable. I've recieved many clocks myself just because theres SO MUCH to process, theres a lot you could miss.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm ALMOST CERTAIN that kronos was compensated for this. Its still scummy and kronos is a bitch, but I don't think kronos was just DONATING tons of money and effectively getting paid less. Especially when kronos jumped ship to mald for money

Still, this slimy as fuck, plus that time he paraded around as malds lawyer, i hope this comes back to bite him in the ass when mald is too poor to keep him as a janny and he has to go back to law school or whatever.

 

[foam rolla]

Imagine exploiting your dads name and how he worked at Blizzard. But then you're such a piece of shit you couldn't even contact him for his birthday and try and gaslight him over it.

 

[Glowie]

>Go to sleep thinking that furfag nepo baby stays boring
>The furfag dumps tax records

Only thing worse than this would be his SSID getting hacked and leaked by Sharty

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Any static code analysis worth his salt would complain about "useless code" there.

And any programmer worth their salt knows that pre-emptive code is bad code. Keep things simple. Preemptively writing stuff "just in case" is the kind of philosophy that accumulates technical debt and makes your code more difficult to maintain. Considering Jason's current code velocity, one can only imagine how much clutter creeps within those digital halls.

 

[Glowie]

I think it fits with nearly everything else known about him.

• "I worked for Blizzard for 7 years a century"
• "I'm a game developer"
• "I hacked power plants for the US Government"
• His voice shenanigans
• The ferret death camp's ambiguous charity status
• His Second Life "scripting"
• Maybe his EVE career too

/x/ was wrong about skinwalkers, they'd just get laughed at and called a retard.

Does ERPing with terminally online furfags count an Jason's case?

 

[Nintoddler]

I'll take any clocks for this but it's a good summary of what makes people hate him.

While that video is a good summary of Mald being Mald, whoever made it is also completely retarded. What else did they expect? Furryman streams 18 hours a day while receiving constant hate (deservedly so). His brain is completely fried. No way he is going to keep up with random chatter messages, he will just assume the chatter is false flagging or trying to do some concern trolling and twist anything that is posted so he can keep acting like the victim.