Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

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Fuckin' Got'em with that last line holy shit.

I mean this is a lamentation on a lot of this fandom being framed around this retard. But what is it with furries and not dropping an identity/fursona which is attached to soooooo much horrendous bullshit? Like it occurs to me this guy's name or face isn't well known (or at all known) by most convention owners or people in general, he could drop his fursona, burn the suit (or idk, keep it in a wardrobe) and just get a new one which is like the usual neon rainbow puke the fandom coughs up and I imagine noone would notice for fucking years as long as he is smart enough not to practice basic internet cleanliness.

It just always baffles me when these people essentially tank an online reputation into the ground they don't just jump to a new one without a retarded need to signpost their on a new account.
 
It just always baffles me when these people essentially tank an online reputation into the ground they don't just jump to a new one without a retarded need to signpost their on a new account.
A lot actually do exactly that. Tane, the pedophile who lured and raped a 14 year old in the zoosadist leaks, cane back with a new suit and a new name years later. People still figured out it was him though.

Probably finding Crusader Cat is very attached to his character. Seems to be old furries are more likely to use only one or two characters, and they don't like giving them up.

If his was less unique, he could probably just change a few aspects of the design and blend in.
 
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I mean this is a lamentation on a lot of this fandom being framed around this retard. But what is it with furries and not dropping an identity/fursona which is attached to soooooo much horrendous bullshit? Like it occurs to me this guy's name or face isn't well known (or at all known) by most convention owners or people in general, he could drop his fursona, burn the suit (or idk, keep it in a wardrobe) and just get a new one which is like the usual neon rainbow puke the fandom coughs up and I imagine noone would notice for fucking years as long as he is smart enough not to practice basic internet cleanliness.

It just always baffles me when these people essentially tank an online reputation into the ground they don't just jump to a new one without a retarded need to signpost their on a new account.
If they’re a fursuiter, a lot of it comes down to the fact that it’s expensive to get a new suit just to try sneaking back in. Most makers easily charge a minimum of $1K–$3K for something as simple as a new head, so it’s not exactly feasible for most people to drop that kind of money. Plus, when people eventually figure out it’s you, all that effort and cash go to waste.

I’ve seen furries try this anyway, but with poor results. As a few examples:
-After Nitro Rooski was banned from most of the Eastern U.S. over his charity fraud, he attempted to reinvent himself three times. First, he tried to scam someone selling a donkey fursuit (it didn’t work, and he never got the suit). Then he tried to scam someone out of a Dalmatian suit (also failed). Finally, he convinced a maker to build a Dalmatian suit very similar to the one he couldn't scam. They made it, but people immediately recognized him, meaning the rebrand was a bust. This was all documented in his OP.
-In late 2023 and early 2024, Kero the Wolf attempted a comeback as Hakan Yote, buying a new suit and sneaking into a furmeet he’d been banned from by putting on the fursuit head before entering and never taking it off inside. Eventually, people realized it was him, and the furmeet implemented a new rule: staff must see your face at some point. This starts here in the Kero thread.
-Lumin City is a notorious stalking politisperg who was banned from multiple events for harassing people both online and off. He had commissioned a fursuit a few months before things blew up, so people already knew it was him before the suit was even finished. Lumin blamed one of the people who called him out for “ruining his fursuit,” but not much came of it because he was already widely disliked by then. This is also documented in his OP.
 
Probably finding Crusader Cat is very attached to his character. Seems to be old furries are more likely to use only one or two characters, and they don't like giving them up.

It has occurred to me that, while many people view his fursona as ugly or gross, he is overly attached to it. I wouldn't be surprised if it's due to how "Unique" it is in a fandom which is otherwise filled with fursonas which look like a shipment of neon paint for gay raves hit an IED. (There's many which I've seen which physically hurt my eyes with how many neon colors are haphazardly thrown together).
If they’re a fursuiter, a lot of it comes down to the fact that it’s expensive to get a new suit just to try sneaking back in. Most makers easily charge a minimum of $1K–$3K for something as simple as a new head, so it’s not exactly feasible for most people to drop that kind of money. Plus, when people eventually figure out it’s you, all that effort and cash go to waste.

I mean yeah I guess right? The fur suiting thing is ridiculously expensive unless you can make your own. But also realistically, if you're a grown ass adult sourcing that kind of money shouldn't realistically be out of the question, ideally a years worth of saving should get you that even if you're Laissez-faire with it. Then again a lot of furries have 0 fiscal responsibility. Unrelated but I remember one furry who I spoke to like twice, the first time they openly admitted they got their apartment by convincing a landlord that they could maintain rent just by offering art commissions, they had 0 online presence, their art style was "fine" but rudimentary and they weren't advertising. Well, fast-forward 6-8months they were in the discord begging for cash, blaming "Bigger, popular furries" and AI art, as well as chastising anyone who gave advise, ended up getting banned out of the discord for it all. This is like the most egregious example I've seen but I saw it a lot when I interacted with the fandom.

I’ve seen furries try this anyway, but with poor results. As a few examples:
-After Nitro Rooski was banned from most of the Eastern U.S. over his charity fraud, he attempted to reinvent himself three times. First, he tried to scam someone selling a donkey fursuit (it didn’t work, and he never got the suit). Then he tried to scam someone out of a Dalmatian suit (also failed). Finally, he convinced a maker to build a Dalmatian suit very similar to the one he couldn't scam. They made it, but people immediately recognized him, meaning the rebrand was a bust. This was all documented in his OP.
-In late 2023 and early 2024, Kero the Wolf attempted a comeback as Hakan Yote, buying a new suit and sneaking into a furmeet he’d been banned from by putting on the fursuit head before entering and never taking it off inside. Eventually, people realized it was him, and the furmeet implemented a new rule: staff must see your face at some point. This starts here in the Kero thread.
-Lumin City is a notorious stalking politisperg who was banned from multiple events for harassing people both online and off. He had commissioned a fursuit a few months before things blew up, so people already knew it was him before the suit was even finished. Lumin blamed one of the people who called him out for “ruining his fursuit,” but not much came of it because he was already widely disliked by then. This is also documented in his OP.

Funnily enough I have heard of all 3 of these incidents in one way or another via osmosis. I mean yeah it can blow up if you make a point of visiting the same spots/conventions or mixing with the same groups of people right? But if you just make a point of engaging with a different group of furries, using a different name and having "new" accounts, whilst being smart enough not to mention 'The past' and keeping a low profile you'll generally be fine. Then again, that's lolcows for you, they literally cannot escape the gravity of their own ego and will continue to draw attention to themselves.
 
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Weirdly on the topic of furfags raping cats, does anyone here remember hearing about a furry who was arrested for raping a cat while in their fursuit?
I distinctly remember hearing about this on tumblr, the suit was (i think) a blue and white dog? It made the news but i can't find it now. This was in the late 2010s.
The cat did survive, amazingly, and they sold off the guys fursuit. He did jail time i think?
The person who bought it immediately used it to make murrsuit content, which i also remember being everywhere, since the suit was unaltered and had that specific history.
 
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Bizarrely, Paden seems to suddenly dropped the "I totally have a boyfriend you've never seen, really" thing and is trying to cope by claiming he's perfectly happy with AI images instead, lol.

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Notably, for the past week he has done literally nothing but post AI porn. It is literally all he does. They all get absolutely zero engagement other than one or two likes from friends. One of the replies, however, gave this little gem:

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He's so invested in AI he actually created and published a fucking LORA for his stupid fursona. (Context: LORAs are small additions you can make to AI models to do a specific thing; in this case, recreate Crusader Cat more accurately and consistently.)

He's got a ton of content and his own profile on CivitAI, one of the biggest AI art websites (censored screenshot):

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Yes, he's also created a LORA for himself but genderflipped (which hilariously is much more popular than himself), and his weird rat alt-sona he's posted about sometimes in the past. 211 images posted! Let's see...

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Yep. That's fellow furry lolcow Jasonafex's raptor fursona, with his feet covered in cum. And in case you were wondering if he still is horny for feral cats, sure enough he has over 30 images of Puss in Boots in lewd, sexual poses. Zero percent chance Paden stopped raping cats. I didn't even have to dig for this -- literally the first things in his gallery when you click on it. The rest of his gallery is mostly boring: lots of feet, him fucking his own gender-flipped fursona, and frotting (rubbing dicks together) with some vague male creatures.

But just in case you were worried he's being unethical, he's also posted his "personal AI generation Code of Ethics", which was immediately shit on by other users because it is little more than regurgitating the most common anti-AI talking points:

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Which I suppose really isn't much of a surprise. It's likely he doesn't want to be using AI and would rather be commissioning artists, but there isn't a single artist in the entire fandom that would touch this character at this point.


Edit: Grammar and also apparently CivitAI doesn't have an archive-able website, so if anyone knows better let me know.
 
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Why do I always click the spoilers?

He's fucking himself as a woman. Is he AGP or something? Troon out ark soon?
Wait what the fucm I just took a look at the OP...


...this nigga is the Adolf Hitler of furries:
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This is the greatest furry faggot shit I've ever seen in my life. We need to protect this guy at all costs, he's like a racist tranny or something that they probably try to "disavow" all the time.

I've changed my mind: furries are now awesome and everything this guy does looks like the kind of shit posting that I aspire to do one day. I thought I was funny with my use of "penultimate" and pissing off the DSP hivemind and making fun of Rekeita fans but this guy is truly next level.

edit: are you guys sure this guy isn't just shitposting with all of this stuff?
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How much even is a basic furry costume? This guy is living the dream. Just buy some shitty fursuit and get the most most autistic furries to cry and bitch about you all day long.

I'm dead serious - if I go missing for a few years I've joined the ranks of furries with this guys. I'm telling you this is just an elaborate troll/shitpost and he DFEs so he can keep up this whole thing for his personal entertainment.

This guy is an inspiration. This is who I want to be.
 
This guy is an inspiration. This is who I want to be.
That may sound cool in your head, but to me it reads more like "I want to forfeit all of my dignity in order to be the most pathetic and autistic freak immaginable, I'll even go as far as raping pets, befriending people just as pathetic as i aim to be and get a completely ridicolous haircut, also i'm considering praising Jesus while adopting enough nazi iconography to be universally loathed without committing to the actual cool part of being a nazi, such as the Hugo Boss drip, killing fr*nch while on meth and burning books about troons."
But if you unironically think this is living the dream...
 
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That may sound cool in your head, but to me it reads more like "I want to forfeit all of my dignity in order to be the most pathetic and autistic freak immaginable, I'll even go as far as raping pets, befriending people just as pathetic as i aim to be and get a completely ridicolous haircut, also i'm considering praising Jesus while adopting enough nazi iconography to be universally loathed without committing to the actual cool part of being a nazi, such as the Hugo Boss drip, killing fr*nch while on meth and burning books about troons."
But if you unironically think this is living the dream...
Thanks for the cheat sheet on how to make sure I live a life that earns me an awesome kiwifarms thread

In all seriousness do you think these degenerate fucks use this shit as a bragging point or get hit up by groupies that are into that shit?
 
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