Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HackerX]

Maldy should just fire all his janny trannys and get some PR people

That wouldn't work either. He's not only compelled to get the last word in edgewise, but he absolutely has to do it in a manner that makes him seem like he's 9,000 IQ big brained and the other person is a retard. He needs either a therapist or consistent ass beatings, and the latter is a lot more likely to work.

My lolcow of the year nominee. Easily. This dude just can’t keep it together

He's definitely in a category of his own. I'm not sure if there's been someone that fell from such a high height and get hammered on everything that inorgaically propped him up. There's no saving grace. There's no topic or subject he can lean on to stabilize, other than his retarded fans that are clinging on for fear life, because everything he used to build himself up was shallow and artificial.

So much so that it's like playing Uno Reverse and that's it. Seriously, you could upset him by saying his own words with a chuckle at the end and that would ruin his day. "You worked at Blizzard, lol". "You're a game dev, haha". "You're a hacker, ROFL ok". That kinda shit is hell for someone like him.

 

[SandyCat]

What I don't get is why is that the reaction stamp? Aren't reactions stickers supposed to show your reaction to something, so how is a troon flag a reaction to what he said? Do they just spam it to everything because they're that insufferable about it or what?

They really are that insufferable about it. On a lot of public discords you'll see troons race to put the tranny flag on a popular announcement because its some epic own in their eyes

 

[3-2-1836]

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Translation: Checked the KF thread and need a day to construct a response. Will fuck it up and sperg out anyway tomorrow.

Is the trans flag react the halal way of telling him to 41%?

 

[Billy Bong]

Is the trans flag react the halal way of telling him to 41%?

I'd say it's more like a dog marking the territory. Troons are here, they're queer, they're going to try to fuck your kids, get used to it kind of thing.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

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Khronos is just as egocentric and slimy as Mald. Not only did he buy his master a dono from an alt, but he HAD to larp as a guy who knows himself in real life, and send himself a message about how glad he is that he doesn't have to work a regular job anymore? The EGO needed to do this...

He could have just sent a "Love you Mald, been a fan since forever" message. But no, he puts himself into the center of the story.
What else do we know about Khronos? I just know he is a mini cow in his own right. (As if larping as a lawyer wasn't enough to tip us off..) Like really does attract like. Trash to trash.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

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That is so fucking cringe and scummy. Just playing in everyone's face... "sorry you have to know Khronos."

Better keep lying to those kiddos, Mald, gotta rake those green backs buddy!

 

[cigint]

also nice to note that the "SerendipitousBean" account was created on the day it donated $500 worth of bits

And Jason's reaction to a 500 dollar donation is just this casual "I know." Without background knowledge it looks like he's just an asshole, but knowing he coordinated it with Khronos, it looks like he's cringing at the fact that Khronos decided to name drop himself twice and laid it on so thick in the message.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

And Jason's reaction to a 500 dollar donation is just this casual "I know."

not even just that. he looks actively annoyed at the glazing the superchat is doing, almost like even he can understand that it might have been too much.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

We are officially 5000 away from the goal, AKA, guaranteed to succeed within 24 hours. (granted, we need 210 votes per hour for 24 hours, but it hasn't gone that low since mald perked up again)

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Off topic but Jerma getting buck broken by trannies is really sad to me. I guess it comes with the territory of being a former TFtuber and old enough to be their father.

Anyways, don't encourage troons to infest your community or else your entire platform hinges off of being politically correct.

I tried checking out DougDoug on Twitch because he does some funny AI videos, and was immediately hit with, and I’m not exaggerating one bit, a troon donating bits to TTS an attempt to try to find a girlfriend who wants to top them. I immediately closed it.

 

[canalCrab]

Is the trans flag react the halal way of telling him to 41%?

I'd say it's more like a dog marking the territory. Troons are here, they're queer, they're going to try to fuck your kids, get used to it kind of thing.

I'd say its subtly trying to influence people to troon out by constantly having troon shit on their mind.

 

[One Angry Computer]

We are officially 5000 away from the goal, AKA, guaranteed to succeed within 24 hours. (granted, we need 210 votes per hour for 24 hours, but it hasn't gone that low since mald perked up again)

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One of the few instances where I wish I was born European, for I would absolutely sign this petition just to watch game companies and Mald screech in impotent anger.

 

[canalCrab]

One of the few instances where I wish I was born European, for I would absolutely sign this petition just to watch game companies and Mald screech in impotent anger.

Unicode implementing gender freak symbology and symbols has been a disaster for the human race.

Learn to not double post

 

[One Angry Computer]

Learn to not double post

Fuck me, sorry man. I haven't learned how to insert quotes on edited posts, or if it's even possible to do so. Deleted as to not clutter the thread.

 

[cigint]

Fuck me, sorry man. I haven't learned how to insert quotes on edited posts, or if it's even possible to do so.

There's always the redneck engineering solution, i.e. insert the quote into a new post (bottom editor), but instead of posting a reply, cut the quote, open the edtior for editing your post, and paste the quote there.

 

[canalCrab]

There's always the redneck engineering solution, i.e. insert the quote into a new post (bottom editor), but instead of posting a reply, cut the quote, open the edtior for editing your post, and paste the quote there.

That's the one I usually use as well. Altough, I try to collect all the replies I wanna do ahead of time

 

[Vic Macedonia]

My lolcow of the year nominee. Easily. This dude just can’t keep it together

Jason never had the makings of a second life furry modeler.

 

[One Angry Computer]

There's always the redneck engineering solution, i.e. insert the quote into a new post (bottom editor), but instead of posting a reply, cut the quote, open the edtior for editing your post, and paste the quote there.

That's the one I usually use as well. Altough, I try to collect all the replies I wanna do ahead of time

Great ways to solve this problem, and while I tried the copy paste method, being a mobilefag fucks with the UI.

Jason never had the makings of a second life furry modeler.

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An SL furry modeler must have some artistic talent and actual knowledge of 3D tools to make a furry avatar. Jason barely knows how to put 2D sprites on the Undertale Engine.

 

[cigint]

An SL furry modeler must have some artistic talent and actual knowledge of 3D tools to make a furry avatar

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Tbf, pretending to be a retard, almost lolcow, would be a good cover for a KF user over there.

True enough, but holy fuck man if someone's playing double-agent that hard, being surrounded by troons, pedos and fags, it's gotta be taking a toll on em. That crazy sonuvabitch averages 141 posts per day, every day, for 555 days straight.

Pull him out!