💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t know what the hell is going on in Minnesota but I feel like Rekieta is not going to get jail time if this is what’s on the streets. Whole state is somehow worse than California.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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I don’t know what the hell is going on in Minnesota but I feel like Rekieta is not going to get jail time if this is what’s on the streets. Whole state is somehow worse than California.

I'm from MN. The Hennepin county DA and judges basically have catch and release policies, so even if people are arrested, they're basically given a slap on the wrist.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Thats probably the biggest W nick to ever have, living in a state thats to cucked and to retarded to take care of garbage, even when said garbage keep breaking more and more laws.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Mark my words, eventually that car will be the death of Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Mark my words, eventually that car will be the death of Nick.

Fingers crossed it is during a chase with State Troopers with dash cams.

 

[Vibralldo]

Mark my words, eventually that car will be the death of Nick.

I still say that what'll happen is that he's going speed intoxicated on the freeway and kill a family or something, while coming out relatively unscathed himself

 

[Sneed Force One]

I still say that what'll happen is that he's going speed intoxicated on the freeway and kill a family or something, while coming out relatively unscathed himself

I find that more likely. Its more on brand with his selfishness.
He'll probably blame the family for obstructing him speeding a red light with the side of their MPV.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

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I don’t know what the hell is going on in Minnesota but I feel like Rekieta is not going to get jail time if this is what’s on the streets. Whole state is somehow worse than California.

That photograph of the judge is not doing anything to change my mind about needing the total extermination of people who wear bow ties with anything other than a tuxedo.

 

[Vibralldo]

I find that more likely. Its more on brand with his selfishness.
He'll probably blame the family for obstructing him speeding a red light with the side of their MPV.

I've seen far too many stories where a drunk driver cuts someone off or hops a lane and leaves a kid without parents or parents without children while the scumbag is fine because the intoxicants helped stop them from tensing up

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I still say that what'll happen is that he's going speed intoxicated on the freeway and kill a family or something, while coming out relatively unscathed himself

When he streamed himself driving shortly after the arrest, he drives like shit. A time will come when he hits a wet spot and hydroplanes into a lake, or another patch of black ice and he's off into a frozen lake (and quickly to the bottom). They will fish him and the car out come spring.

I hope there's minimal collateral damage.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I still say that what'll happen is that he's going speed intoxicated on the freeway and kill a family or something, while coming out relatively unscathed himself

Rekieta killing an entire family while drunk driving, ending up fine with no jail time, and then spending his streams seething about how it wasn’t his fault and angry at the family for destroying his car is sadly within the realm of possibility for Balldo, Bonus possiblity the lowlifes of the Dabbleverse start harassing any of the remaining family still alive for causing Rekieta problems.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta killing an entire family while drunk driving, ending up fine with no jail time, and then spending his streams seething about how it wasn’t his fault and angry at the family for destroying his car is sadly within the realm of possibility for Balldo, Bonus possiblity the lowlifes of the Dabbleverse start harassing any of the remaining family still alive for causing Rekieta problems.

Melton would talk about how sexy the dead daughter is and send pedoverse freaks to the funeral while Nick runs defense saying "what, jokes are illegal now?" while watching Aaron's stream to see if he made any jokes Nick could use to get him sent to jail.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Nick is talking about how his rock bottom was last summer because he had lost all the things that made him a man, like supporting and protecting his family.

When has he ever been a man? Men don't have mommy pay for everything for their whole life even into their 40s even.

 

[AnOminous]

The cooking with Kurt segment has begun

Something tells me Nick only did this interview because Kurt interviewed Glarer 11 days ago and he wants to shittalk Kurt in front of his former guest.

This season of Sucking Cock With Nick is the worst yet. They're introducing all these new characters nobody has ever heard of before with no reason given as to why anyone should care who the fuck these drug addicted pedo retards even are.

The writers need to be fired.

 

[crab fucker]

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Fitting as he was just talking about how "cool" it is to speed.

I've seen actual retarded ESL meth heads who don't get nailed for traffic offenses as much as Nick. What the fuck is wrong with him? Like I know we all know he's a degenerate piece of shit, but being this shitty of a driver while bragging about how much he has to drive his kids around is ridiculous. Like what would it take to convince him that he shouldn't drive like a maniac? Getting into a Ralph-tier crash where his entire torso is red and purple? If he's lucky his kids won't be in the car when this happens, but he's a smug and arrogant enough prick that I'm certain he would chance head on collisions with them in the front seat.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember he took one off to snort coke off it. Doesn’t have the intelligence or manual coordination to use a screwdriver to put it back.

Nick is too weak to pick up a screwdriver. It's way too masculine an activity for this twig-armed little faggot.

People talk about red states like Florida and Texas being more free than dreaded blue socialist states like Minnesota.

That only applies if you're a nigger like Nick Rekieta. If you're a white man, you get sent to jail for showing one person a picture on your phone.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I've seen far too many stories where a drunk driver cuts someone off or hops a lane and leaves a kid without parents or parents without children while the scumbag is fine because the intoxicants helped stop them from tensing up

I can confirm this is true.

Not to powerlevel, but I was hit head on by a drunk driver. I was in care for six months while she walked away literally and figuratively, with no insurance. Had to sue the insurance company for a whopping $4000.

I have nothing but the highest contempt for drunk drivers.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t know what the hell is going on in Minnesota but I feel like Rekieta is not going to get jail time if this is what’s on the streets. Whole state is somehow worse than California.

Look at that faggot-ass judge and his faggot-ass bowtie. Any judge who wears a bowtie and is younger than 80 should be garrotted with it.

 

[Melty Butter]

The Glarer (Will Stancil)

The Glarer's name is Will Henry Lange. I mention it mainly for posterity because I wouldn't be surprised if he pops up on the Farms for other issues in the future:

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[Gobermental Supervisor]

His name is Will Henry Lange. I mention it mainly for posterity because I wouldn't be surprised if he pops up on the Farms for other issues in the future:
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In other words, Nick is now inviting his future self on his own show.
Checks out.