Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[Cowritto]

I just wanted to make this account to state this, and then log out and never return, call it what you will:
1. For the past few days I was debating making a video on the whole situation, I was mad as hell when this story broke out, and I did make a few initial reaction vids, thing is I don't stay mad for very long at any one thing. And right now, I don't see the point of even making the video. I mainly make em base on if it sparks me enough or not.

Better people than myself have it covered with more skill, so meh, fuck it. I'm done being mad. I've got other things that have more weight IRL at the moment then this, not to say this isn't important, something should be done, and something eventually will, and like Shutty (Cat with the bloody baseball bat) said, this ain't a vigilante forum, all this place if for is talking and doing almost nothing. This ain't to whine to y'all, or denounce the passion you guys have...

2. That being said, Mike and Heather are fucked up parents, what they did is massively fucked up, and the kids, especially Cody, need to be put in better homes.

That's all, peace.

 

[itscroooooooooow]

This ain't to whine to y'all

i disagree. should have made a video instead of adding nothing to this thread

 

[Cowritto]

As much fun as it is to bitch and whine and everything else, this place has a reputation for some seriously fucked up antics, and I'd rather not post any link to any video I make to this place. Y'all go ahead, do what you do. Leave me out of it. Also, my post wasn't off topic since I did throw in my two cents about the situation.

 

[AnOminous]

As much fun as it is to bitch and whine and everything else, this place has a reputation for some seriously fucked up antics, and I'd rather not post any link to any video I make to this place. Y'all go ahead, do what you do. Leave me out of it. Also, my post wasn't off topic since I did throw in my two cents about the situation.

Lol, you're retarded.

 

[ms.ann.thropic]

Not sure if anyone posted this, but it isn't surprising that Ursula was charged with assault. There are also several financial cases, and a foreclosure from Aug 2016 with the Zopp last name. http://casesearch.courts.state.md.u...il.jis?caseId=1B01798385&loc=2&detailLoc=DSCR

 

[Broken Pussy]

I'm sure when Cody becomes an adult and looks back at this time on his life, he'll recall with fondness all the internet outrage that helped so much to change his circumstances.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Just found this over on Reddit. Looks like Mike has a backup channel which still has several of the videos publicly available. (Judging by the number of subs and views, I'm guessing not many knew about it.) There's one video that I don't think I've seen mentioned here called "Ginger Vlog". Figured I'd post it here in case anyone wanted add it to their archives/reuploads.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

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Good luck Fallston Group.

Greater men have tried to get all that stuff offa there.

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

I wanted to check in here and give some advice on video downloading and archiving, as I've had to do a lot of it on the Foxler case yesterday. I know they've taken down all their videos, but backups and overlooked copies exist, and if more people properly download/upload them it will make their task of information suppression harder.

Summarized Process:

1.) Use a converter to download a video/audio submission on YouTube and the like.
2.) Upload the files to one or more publicly accessible repositories- the more the better.
3.) Include links to the original source and all other backups in the descriptions for the files. Use proper tagging and naming.
4.) Promote all copies and progress in appropriate places such as KF, Telegram/Discord drama groups, etc.

Spoiler: Deeper Explanation

When you see a video you want to save on YouTube, you have to use a converter to do this (or at least I do- right-click and Save isn't an option). I use https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/video-converter by default. https://123apps.com/ provides multiple functions for both audio and video files and submissions, so if editing or clipping is required for whatever reason I use that. There are other converters as well. Copy-paste the link into the converter etc, and then you are able to download the file onto your PC.

If you're dealing with prohibitively large videos and circumstances are suitable, you can use the converter to download a lower resolution version or an audio version instead. It would be ideal to make and upload audio versions of suitable videos (there isn't a need to see the person- these lolcows' videos wouldn't fall in that category) anyway so people will have an easier method of downloading/storing/playing them.

Having the file is nice, but it's much better to upload it to a fully publicly accessible archive of some sort- preferably multiple. For the Foxler videos, I relied on YouTube and SendVid as archives (plus a Telegram channel). There are other submission sites such as DailyMotion. I would recommend trying for three archives of each file ultimately, and using at least one service that is resistant to removing things (Lolcow.wiki would be a good place since it's ours, but the file limit is 28 MB IIRC).

I opened a Notepad file and entered the file names and all URLs associated with them as discovery and uploading happened. After submitting them to all the sites, I copy-pasted the URLs for each file into the descriptions of all copies, and figured out what tags to use. After I finished uploading entirely, I copy-pasted the whole document into a post in the Foxler thread and made needed tweaks for functionality and appearance. I found this process of entering things in a document and entering full descriptions after I had all the URLs to be efficient and effective.

And that's the knowledge I have on video preservation. Good luck, everyone!

 

[Yaks]

Just found this over on Reddit. Looks like Mike has a backup channel which still has several of the videos publicly available. (Judging by the number of subs and views, I'm guessing not many knew about it.) There's one video that I don't think I've seen mentioned here called "Ginger Vlog". Figured I'd post it here in case anyone wanted add it to their archives/reuploads.

That video started off great, if not horribly boring (like most families are). Then came the screaming..

These guys really need to learn how to edit their content ffs no one needs 20 minute family videos.

 

[Meowthkip]

These guys really need to learn how to edit their content ffs no one needs 20 minute family videos.

You tryin' to say to Mike that nobody cares about how much of an awesome and cool dad he is?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I know people are saying that Jake needs help the least because he's already a little shithead, but in my opinion that's an indicator that he needs help even more than the other two non-ginger boys. Nip it in the bud before he gets to be an actual domestic abuser/animal serial killer/abusive dad/gangbanger/whatever.

Cody and Emma are on the "needs help because abuse" side and Jake is on the "needs help because might abuse" side. That said, his face is still very slapworthy.

Maybe Heather's fire-fightin;, autism-aware ex can get the kid to straighten up and fly right.

 

[itscroooooooooow]

Maybe Heather's fire-fightin;, autism-aware ex can get the kid to straighten up and fly right.

considering the fact that he was stupid enough to procreate with the human foghorn that is heather not once but three times, i highly doubt it

 

[cuck696969]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

 

[r00]

She had the bad luck of getting a judge who didn't trust bipolar women.

Bipolar women make pretty fucking terrible mothers too. Mothers usually get carte blanche to take the children, and they have to be pretty mentally ill for the courts to rule against them. The poor kid's fucked three ways from Sunday.

 

[BrunoMattei]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

I liked how the reporter called them out on their bullshit.

 

[r00]

Y'all go ahead, do what you do. Leave me out of it.

No. Now we are going to make sure that CPS takes YOUR kids away from you.

(I assume that's the rape allegations over his sister)

wait what...?? Did I miss something?

 

[Menexus]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

"We not only have the best child actor ever known to humanity but we were blessed with FIVE!"

I can't believe this is the angle they're sticking with. It's just not believable. Let's see some footage of those child geniuses acting out Hamlet.

 

[HighwayOverpass]

Mentions an unconfirmed eyewitness account of Cody self-harming.

I assume that eyewitness might be his teacher who sent a note home that he was scratching up his arm in school to make it bleed in that "Cody Bad In School" video.

wait what...?? Did I miss something?

@daddyofivesucks (who is confirmed to be a member of the Martin family) informed us that Mike sexually abused his adoptive sister, Cortney, when they were young and that the only reason she's back in his life is so that she can try to get money out of him.

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

I like how Heather is wearing the same exact outfit she's wearing in the "public apology" video. I guess she bought those in honor of this very special occasion of being investigated by police over a youtube channel.

And of course Jake is the only one who agreed to be in the interview.

Here's my question for Mike and Heather. If they really think Cody is as remarkable as an actor as they claim, if they really think he's the equivalent of an 8 year old ginger Marlon Brando, and wanted so bad to make money for their kids, why would they opt for Youtube when they could have sent him to Hollywood? If he's really THAT talented (he's not, no kid is that talented at acting), they would've had no trouble getting him cast in movies and television shows.

I know they aren't smart, but it'd be nice if they could at least TRY to lie a little better.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Here's my question for Mike and Heather. If they really think Cody is as remarkable as an actor as they claim, if they really think he's the equivalent of an 8 year old ginger Marlon Brando, and wanted so bad to make money for their kids, why would they opt for Youtube when they could have sent him to Hollywood? If he's really THAT talented (he's not, no kid is that talented at acting), they would've had no trouble getting him cast in movies and television shows.

Tickets to California for auditions are expensive! And Mike needs money for three new Xboxes and twenty new Funko Pop figures, not to mention the latest Minions movies on Blu-Ray and a couple of tablets for good measure! Oh, and food for the kids, I guess.