💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 361 47.6%

  • Total voters
    759
Well, I think he is thinking that the longer he waits, the more likely someone will come and help him out. Real world doesn't work like that though.
Yeah, I said it before, but his mom really helped beat into him the idea that if he just gives up and lets a problem get serious, somebody will come and bail him out. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody from the Government is already breathing down his neck since he's been there for over two weeks and all he has to show for it is a phone number and two live streams of himself getting food.
 
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Sometimes the mind of a person like Chibi is incomprehensible to me. He knew he was gonna bleed cash and still decided to buy a Switch 2 just so he can play Donkey Kong anyways and now it's just a brick with nothing to play. Not like those 500 bucks would save his ass in the long run but still. And instead of maybe thinking he should get his essentials first, he thinks about buying monitors and a setup for his PC without even having a real place to stay at yet just so he can stream for 5 people. Nobody wants to see him stream gaming. Not like he has the personality to become a big IRL streamer either though.
One would think throwing yourself into an attempt of independence in another country would override the desire to be a Disney Nintendo adult, but a $500 paperweight and computer equipment to play KH2 randomizers or whatever he's into these days is beating having a semi-permanent address.
 
I know we are all wondering where cheebs has been ever since starting his job yesterday and i think i have an idea.

You see, i don't think its a coincidence that chibi arrives in japan and weeks later the PM resigns. They know what is coming.

Japan needs a strong leader, someone to lead them into the future.

Japan needs.

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Good thing you prematurely quit your job and took that vacation to Japan immediately before the big move, Cheebs!

The discord glazer who spurred you on to do it regardless of how prepared you were because you might regret not doing it is the real MVP. :story:
 
Can't wait for the "Yea, I didn't realize that I was on the 30 day trial period for the job and it didn't really work out, so I need to find a new job in a couple weeks" or the "I didn't realize it was the 30 day trial period and they paid me only 175,000 yen until they switched the contract. They won't pay me until October because I started in the middle of the pay period, but it is Japan and that is how they do things. I should have a bank account soon." It will be interesting when they fire him in 6 months off his independent contractor agreement.
But then he can just jump directly to an IT job. I mean isn't that what he said?

The longer this goes on the funnier it gets.
 
Good thing you prematurely quit your job and took that vacation to Japan immediately before the big move, Cheebs!

The discord glazer who spurred you on to do it regardless of how prepared you were because you might regret not doing it is the real MVP. :story:
I'm convinced that at least some, if not most of the people in his Discord who are supporting his bad choices are also posters in this thread. It's not exactly a-logging or cowtipping IMO, since they aren't harassing him or planting ideas in his head. Rather, they are encouraging someone to follow through on their own bad ideas, basically opening a long call into the milk market if you will. "It's delicate... but potent."

If they are indeed just videogame autists like Chibi who have the same rosy, optimistic, lackadaisical view of reality from the safety of their parents' basement, then that is indeed even funnier though.
 
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he's trying (:_(
 
"Not how he wants to", meaning he wants someone else to do all the work for him while he bing bing Wahoos and scares schoolgirls with his Joker cosplay.
"Not how I want to" might also be a tacit admission of him already getting some form of financial aid from his mother.

Or, maybe his conscience is starting to bug him because he has been mooching off of his "friend" for several weeks, a position which would make many people feel down about themselves or at the very least, uncomfortable.

On second thought, naaaah, it's Chibi. He will invade, parasitize, and suck the good will out of any assistance he receives with no remorse.

I wonder what he genuinely meant...
 
How long until the arc starts where the "friend" he's couch surfing at will be fed up with his bullshit?
I'm going to assume that arc will start when the Landlord starts asking questions and telling his friend either Cheebs to fuck off or they both will.
"Not how he wants to", meaning he wants someone else to do all the work for him while he bing bing Wahoos and scares schoolgirls with his Joker cosplay.
Say the line Cheebs! "Are you ready for Jokers".... blah blah reading that line the first time was bad enough.
I wonder what he genuinely meant...
He probably thinks he's should be getting paid for his teaching gig than what he's going to get.
Which one of you is DSPkun? Come on. Fess up.
Clearly it's DarkSydePhil, the lolcow crossover we never expected, but it's happening right now.
 
I think reality is setting in that Japan isn't the promised land of bing bing wahoo.
Japan is also going through a streak of anti-immigration due to some tards with a camera and such making headlines. Somebody with the social acceptability of rotted, walmart-brand canned chicken isn't long for a country both not theirs and with that rhetoric spreading fast.
 
Japan is also going through a streak of anti-immigration due to some tards with a camera and such making headlines. Somebody with the social acceptability of rotted, walmart-brand canned chicken isn't long for a country both not theirs and with that rhetoric spreading fast.

Chibi's timing to move just as the pro-immigration PM is resigning and anti-immigration sentiment is growing is fucking uncanny.
 
Japan is also going through a streak of anti-immigration due to some tards with a camera and such making headlines. Somebody with the social acceptability of rotted, walmart-brand canned chicken isn't long for a country both not theirs and with that rhetoric spreading fast.
Chibi's timing to move just as the pro-immigration PM is resigning and anti-immigration sentiment is growing is fucking uncanny.
This reply is for both of your posts since my thoughts/opinions can be summed up for both, but the current anti-immigrant rhetoric/sentiment that is spreading is mainly towards Indians and third worlders who have caused an increase in crime, and people going to Japan to live stream their crimes. They want tourist who live stream and/or make content to be charged with a crime similar to people who go there on a tourist visa and then get a job and for the Indians and other third worlders, they want the Government to stop taking them in.
 
and just the other week he was humble bragging about making $2k in a day. Where'd the money go, Chibi?
e-whores gotta eat.

Maybe he’s trying to be sociable and went out with his colleagues to drink up on the ojiisan sake. Now he’s fucking drunk or hungover.
Don't see how. Unless he's a huge pussy fag.

P/L: worked with MANY chinese and taiwanese (apples and bowling balls). They are notorious lightweights. I'm talking Lord of the Rings when Lego was drinking with Gimli. "It's starting to affect me..." while the coin slot next to me was halfway across the moon.

I swear to god these enablers are his biggest trolls. They fuck with him and encourage him to such lengths we could only dream about. This is the real cyber-bullying: encouraging a gullible retard to follow its dreams when all the evidence points otherwise.

If he read one page of his thread he would have gotten solid advice that would have improved his life. Isn't it sad when a lolcow's biggest friends are the buttholes on kiwi farms?

Which one of you is DSPkun? Come on. Fess up.
I am DSPkun.

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Why does everybody keep assuming I'm talking about him posting while teaching in when I'm clearly talking about in general.
What I mean is that for multiple hours every day he is teaching, he won't have his cellphone readily available for making his twats. He's probably not able to autopilot his commute yet. There is just less time for him to be on social media and more things draining his focus.

P/L: worked with MANY chinese and taiwanese (apples and bowling balls). They are notorious lightweights. I'm talking Lord of the Rings when Lego was drinking with Gimli. "It's starting to affect me..." while the coin slot next to me was halfway across the moon.
Yeah this. Asians not only are usually smaller (thus less body mass) but at. genetic level their livers never got gud at processing alcohol.
 
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