Neo Anderson / The Equestria Goth / Chase Snell - brony, "goth", disney sperg

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Man, missed out on this thread. Always a shame when someone hilarious turns out to be a sadcow. Kinda surprised there wasn't more reaction subsequent to his finding of kiwifarms. Still...

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I have for a lion king remake...it will probably get a high rating at least PG-13 because of Violence, Profanity, and involves Al- Qaeda...
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Don't tell me the rest of you assholes wouldn't want to see how that movie would turn out.
 
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12489902/1/My-Little-Pony-Applejack-Gets-a-Break
https://archive.is/cCtVa

My Little Pony: Applejack Gets a Break
Chapter 1
Take the Day Off
Rarity was relaxing at the Ponyville Spa Center. She was sitting in the steam room relaxing, and as she was relaxing, Aloe came into the room and asked her how long she will be staying in the steam room. Rarity asked if somepony else was waiting and Aloe said that she just didn't think Rarity should stay in the steam room too long or she will get pruney.
Rarity said she was waiting for her friend Applejack to arrive and they were going to spend some time together in the steam room since it had been a long time since Applejack got to spend some time at the spa. So Aloe left the steam room and Rarity stayed in there and enjoyed the steam while she waited for Applejack.
A few hours later, Applejack finally showed up at the spa, but the spa ponies said they were closing up for the day. Applejack came into the steam and found Rarity all pruned up from staying in the steam room too long. Applejack apologized for not getting there sooner due to numerous chores she had to do on the farm. But since the spa was closing, they were going to have to make up for it some other day.
The next day, Neo was walking towards Sweet Apple Acres to get some apple pies from Applejack. While walking to the farm, Rarity, Twilight and Spike met up with him and decided to go with him. Rarity mentioned that Applejack had been awfully busy lately and hasn't had any free time to spend a day at the spa with her. Twilight said that Applejack should set some time aside to spend a day with Rarity and Rarity said that she has been trying for weeks to get Applejack to spend a day with her at the spa, but Applejack has too many chores to do these days.
Then the 4 friends came to Sweet Apple Acres and found Applejack preparing Apple pies. Applejack gave a pie to Spike and Rarity said to Applejack, "I don't suppose those pies are the last chore on the schedule for today?" Applejack said, "Gah! Land's sakes! Is it time for our spa day already? Rarity, why don't you go on ahead and I'll meet ya there?"
But Rarity knew that Applejack wasn't gonna make it to the spa later, Applejack explained that she wants to spend a spa day with Rarity, but all the chores on her farm take up so much of her time. Twilight asked if there was someone else who could help with the chores and Applejack said that Applebloom, Granny Smith and Big Macintosh had chores of their own.
Then Twilight had an idea, she suggested that she and Spike take care of some of the chores for her so Applejack and Rarity can have their spa day. Applejack wasn't sure about it at first, but she said Twilight and Spike can take an hour to feed the pigs and see how it goes. Rarity said an hour would be good enough for her.
Applejack showed Twilight a step by step checklist on how to feed the pigs and she said she and Spike could handle it. And so Applejack and Rarity were on their way to the spa center and with Neo tagging along with them.
End of chapter 1, chapter 2 coming soon.
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Last night streamed some of his fanfictions again.

Special mention to the fact his OC lived in the Twilight Zone as a roommate to Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Chucky the Murder-Doll before taking a portal to Equestria.

Also he can fly.
 
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Not been able to find out, is this cringe-kid from the USA or Canada...?
 
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Not been able to find out, is this cringe-kid from the USA or Canada...?
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USA
Witlich said:
I know it's off topic, but ...

I'm thinking of drawing a pony version of Neo, just to see how silly it would look. What do you guys think? Should I attempt it?
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Yes pls. I was gonna do one to go along with the equestrian girl style pic of him I did, but I got real lazy. Make his cutie mark an autism puzzle piece.
 
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FemalePresident said:
You should see this:

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Dinosaurs were bullies, everyone! :story:

It's noteworthy how his autism and minimal social skills make him an outcast among his fellow bronies. It's incredible.
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There's a lot of fail in that photo and not all of it is Neo's...
 
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I agree, but Neo takes the cake. Graeme Kelly is another weirdo, I made a post about him in the Obscure Laughingstocks thread because he's not as notorious as Neo; you should see the stuff he posts on Facebook and YouTube lol.
 
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Welp, I did it. You're welcome!

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Marble Chase, AKA "Neo Anderson". Aside from being the only adult pony in Equestria without a cutie mark, his behaviour effectively rendered him a pariah among ponykind.

Miscellaneous Tidbits:

- Sweetie Belle's family has a restraining order against him.
- Luna hates having to go into his subconscious to give him dreams or nightmares. All he ever wants to dream about is all of Equestria mindlessly admiring him.
- Neo hides his blank flank with scribbling the Mortal Kombat symbol on. Of course, it rubs off easily.
- His parents have tried desperately to get him to develop a talent to gain his cutie mark, but to no avail. They're considering putting him in a group home.
- Despite being an Earth pony, Neo doesn't have a green thumb. He's neglectful to plants due to daydreaming all day.
 
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An Ghost said:
He's so great.
*rehash of actual mlp episode+OC*
*rehash of actual mlp episode*
*rehash of actual mlp episode*
*mother fucking hellraiser*
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So...he's literally just rewriting episodes, except with his human OC added into the mix?

I normally would never say to a fellow writer that any kind of writing is a waste of time...but wow...what a fucking waste of time.

I wonder how many of his omnibus of fanfics are actually just stories that were already written. The legwork was done for him. He just added a character. Even the most non-creative person can do that. And they do! Example from a friend: " Hey, wouldn't it be cool if Guardians of the Galaxy 2 had Deadpool in it*?"

See, anyone can do it

*Also, no...No, it wouldn't.
 
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