Lolcow Theodore Shoebat

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Theodore Shoebat is a lunatic Christian fundamentalist who has been on my radar for some time. Goes without saying that he is American, but perhaps more surprisingly, he is of Palestinian descent. His father Walid Shoebat (a slightly less lunatic fundie) was born on the West Bank, converted from Islam and now loves Israel.

The only thing almost as cowish as his actual name, is his website video viewer: shoebattube.

Theodore has been in the news in the past 24 hours with a predictable attempt at gaining publicity from the Manchester tragedy:

Victims Of Manchester Bombing Were Pro-Sodomite Sluts And Whores

His favourite subjects to attack are gays (always), and anyone he perceives as non-Christian. Muslims of course, but less predictably he hates Hindus also and has called for the invasion of India (by nobody in particular).

He is also notable in being one of the few people who called for the death of both Donald (for holding up a gay flag) and Hillary (for witchcraft).

“Bastards like Peter Thiel over here would be hung or burned at the stake, and rightfully so. And guys like Donald Trump—I’m sorry, holding up that faggot flag, it’s unforgivable to me, it’s unforgivable—and in an ideal society, people like Mr. Trump would also be put to death as well, and rightfully so.”
original vid: http://shoebattube.com/player/embed_player.php?vid=1285&width=660&height=440&autoplay=no
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"But you also have other people who deserve the death penalty, not necessarily murderers; people who are involved in witchcraft, who promote witchcraft. Witchcraft is very, very dangerous, very demonic and look how much destruction it has caused in the United States. Look at Hillary Clinton. That’s a witch that needs to be arrested and put to death. Most definitely. As the scriptures says, I believe in Leviticus, ‘Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.'”

original vid: http://shoebattube.com/player/embed_player.php?vid=1186&width=660&height=440&autoplay=no
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The batshit maddery just goes on and on and is very deep with this one. He is prolific with content and just about every video contains belly laugh moments.

The unlikely kissing couple of Milo and Gavin McInnes also got the Shoebat treatment and both should be put to death.

"Gavin McInnes is a sodomite plant, he is a deviant and he is worthy of death … You are lower than the lowest bacteria. You are full of demons. Your soul has been utterly possessed by the diabolical. You are worthy of execution! You are worthy of death. Bottom line.”
“And that faggot that he kissed, Milo Yiannopoulos, is also worthy of death....... If I had the power, I would string him up, put a noose around his neck, put him before a firing squad, any means necessary to annihilate these bastards. It’s just so disgusting.”

orginal vid:http://shoebattube.com/player/embed_player.php?vid=1201&width=660&height=440&autoplay=n
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Just one more video for the OP. He called for everyone who works at Chick-A-Fil to burned at the stake. This is superficially surprising given the conservative southern Christian profile of Chick-A-Fil, but they made the mistake of supporting a Christian LGBT film festival and the wrath of Theodore was upon them.

"Homosexuals are worthy of death and those who support them are worthy of death. So all the people at Chick-fil-A, all the CEOs, the people who are calling the shots at Chick-fil-A, you’re all worthy of death and, in a righteous society, you would be burned at the stake."
original vid: http://shoebattube.com/player/embed_player.php?vid=1089&width=660&height=440&autoplay=no
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Theodore is listed as the Communications Director of rescuechristians.org, an organisation which is closely associated with his father. They seem to fancy themselves as a sort of Knights Templar for the internet age.
http://rescuechristians.org/

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The crusades are a recurring theme has come in several of Theodore's articles.

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http://archive.is/6jDiA

Quick explanatory note - Theodore does not publish his vids on youtube and unsurprisingly, shoebattube media cannot be embedded here. That's why the embedded vids above are all from Right Wing Watch. I have given the link to the original also in each case.

Website: http://shoebat.com/ (nominally his father's site, but Ted does a lot of the writing)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/theodoreshoebat
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theodore.shoebat/
Wikipedia page for his father: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walid_Shoebat
RationalWiki: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Theodore_Shoebat
His Amazon book selling page: https://www.amazon.com/Theodore-Shoebat/e/B00J22C9A6
 

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Wait... Why do SJWs hate Chik-Fil-A? I have an idea, I just don't know which idea it is. And this guy is exceptional, so there's that

I suspect because of their original anti-gay marriage stance and general southern conservativeness.

Then they decided to support a Christian LGBT festival to counter all that and bought down the smite of Theodore upon themselves.
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Like father like son.
This dude's just as deluded and moronic as his father.

I did actually think about making a joint thread for senior and junior. Although Theodore is much more prolific and cowish than his father, Walid is right out there for sure. A while ago CNN did a piece discrediting him and his claim that he was a PLO terrorist blah blah blah.
 
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