Mozambique: Bald Men Hunted and Murdered - Because of a wide spread belief there is gold in their skulls.

http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsan.../bald-men-are-being-hunted-down-in-mozambique

Niggers: rationalizing murder is more practical than a honest day's work.

 

[Male Idiot]

I know there will be monkey memes, but monkeys are not this stupid.

 

[RI 360]

I know there will be monkey memes, but monkeys are not this stupid.

Koko, a gorilla that was taught sign language, is estimated to have a higher IQ (70-95) than these people:

 

[Bass]

So you are saying a whole African nation is functionally retarded? And that an actual monkey was, for real, smarter? Seems right

 

[Coldgrip]

Good, bald people are creepy.

 

[XYZpdq]

So how much gold is in there exactly?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

How many skulls would these people have to crack open until they realized that this story might, in fact, not be true at all?
Then again, whenever they crack open a skull without finding gold, they might also lynch someone who's living closeby accusing them of being wizards who have spirited away the skull-gold.

 

[cypocryphy]

@CatParty give up your brain gold, please.

 

[melty]

Wouldn't they figure out the first time this was wrong?
Maybe some guy there really hates bald people and started this rumor.

 

[Zarkov]

Lol niggers

 

[piripiri]

How many skulls would these people have to crack open until they realized that this story might, in fact, not be true at all?

Not every oyster contains a pearl.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not every oyster contains a pearl.

Yeah, but when you find absolutely no pearls ever, shouldn't that raise suspicion?

 

[heathercho]

Yeah, but when you find absolutely no pearls ever, shouldn't that raise suspicion?

Not to these people. These are the kinds of people who migrate to western society and STILL hand out "Hello Friend, Have you been plagued by bad luck? Your fortune is about to change, I am a witch doctor and can undo curses" leaflets.

See also this :

 

[Hyperion]

Yeah, but when you find absolutely no pearls ever, shouldn't that raise suspicion?

Did you see the post joking about these guys deciding a wizard stole the gold and killing random people to get it back?

Because that's Africa in a nutshell

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Did you see the post joking about these guys deciding a wizard stole the gold and killing random people to get it back?

Because that's Africa in a nutshell

Are you refering to the post I wrote myself?

 

[Male Idiot]

Not to these people. These are the kinds of people who migrate to western society and STILL hand out "Hello Friend, Have you been plagued by bad luck? Your fortune is about to change, I am a witch doctor and can undo curses" leaflets.

See also this :

African perspective science? It is powerful beyond belief!

 

[AnimuGinger]

de wuz kangs n sheit doe. de needz dat gohld.

 

[AnOminous]

Good, bald people are creepy.

Say my name, bitch.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How many skulls would these people have to crack open until they realized that this story might, in fact, not be true at all

We'll never know, Mozambique will run out of bald people long before that.

 

[RI 360]

Which would win a space race? The entire population of Mozambique or this orangutan?