💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
Pentamidine said:
At one point Nick lashed out and said the State abridged his freedom of religion because he was barred from going to his church, because his kids still went there with their grandparents and Nick wasn't allowed to be physically near the kids. So he legitimately probably didn't get kicked out of his old Church by the Church itself. He just abused his kids so hard he wasn't allowed near them.
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Imagine being Nick and claiming your freedumbs were abused because you were such a sick piece of shit you were forbidden from being in the presence of your own kids because you were a child abuser.

Then you go out in public and admit to this and at the same time you LIE ABOUT IT.

What a worthless liar.
 
Captain Manning said:
There is a very good reason why "Goodbye Horses" is often played to convey a sense of unease or dread. Particularly on the shitposty side of the Internet that Nick ought to be very familiar with by now. It's because of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. Saying, or even alluding to that, will forever be cringe.

You'd think Mr. social media expert guy here would know this.

Or maybe he just likes making people feel uncomfortable.
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
He's so stupid, trying to do an edgy "I'd fuck me" allusion.
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"I'm fucking bored, man. And boredom is the first step on the road to relapse."
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

CUE GOODBYE HORSES.

I'd never dream I could reference this clip in regards to Nick, but here we are. I can imagine him like that in his bathroom of dread.
 
Folgers Can said:
It figures that convicted domestic abuser Timothy Edward Howe born June 1, 1982
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Ricky Rackets the Rail King and criminals, hand-in-hand like ham and cheese.
Some time ago, a frighteningly observant Balldoguard noted that Nick's remaining fans are criminals, because they understand him (or something along those lines). It continues to be proven true.
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Rekieta is mentally a bisexual sexualized child.
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Is this some lore that you're aware of? Was he sexualised as a child? Or speculation? He has often spoken of his porn addiction, and I'm pretty sure he's said that he's been addicted to porn since he was 13....?*

Or do you just mean that he has the mind/emotional intelligence of a child?

* (Please take this with a pinch of salt - I don't want to spread misinformation, and my memory is shit.)
 
Lt Saavik said:
Is this some lore that you're aware of? Was he sexualised as a child? Or speculation? He has often spoken of his porn addiction, and I'm pretty sure he's said that he's been addicted to porn since he was 13....?*

Or do you just mean that he has the mind/emotional intelligence of a child?

* (Please take this with a pinch of salt - I don't want to spread misinformation, and my memory is shit.)
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Nick wanted to know how his parents fucked
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Rekieta is mentally a bisexual sexualized child. No one else in range is allowed to be free, a child, or even happy, without him contaminating them in some way. A true horrorcow. I don't think I've seen him be an adult for nearly a decade. Infantile life of muh streamer muh youtube celebrity. Pathetic.
Married father of five everyone!
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I am sorry, are you Patrick S Tomlinson trying to get in good with us by stealth?

Kudos for not going for Chris Chan and weighing in on a more current cow instead.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's such a bisexual narcissist that he would 100% fuck an identical clone of himself
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Nick, is gross.
That would basically be like incest.

Actually worst than incest, since you're not just fucking someone with DNA close to yours, but someone with your exact same DNA.
 
AltisticRight said:
These are the 300-viewer-show alogs calling you a dork and a nerd.
These are the people who post on Reddit all day and brigade any thread that doesn't think Aaron Imholte is the worst human to ever exist.
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Sneed Force One said:
Ricky Rackets the Rail King and criminals, hand-in-hand like ham and cheese.
Some time ago, a frighteningly observant Balldoguard noted that Nick's remaining fans are criminals, because they understand him (or something along those lines). It continues to be proven true.
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If I wanted to be disingenuous as Nick, I would ask, 'Why does he allow a convicted domestic abuser to post links in his chat? Does he support violence to women? Why does he directly interact and actively promote them?'
 
AltisticRight said:
There's a few things that can go between her.
- Matts
- Ricardo and Romaine
- Aaron Imholte
- et cetera
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I wonder if April Imholte needs to be added to this list. As Aaron first told the polycule origin story, it began with the two women sexually. @StarTrak noted some time ago, Kayla is bisexual. I suspect that Kayla wanted the girlfriend equal to if not more than Nick and perhaps April wouldn’t commit to regular girl on girl stuff and only wanted attention to and from Nick. I imagine jealousy took over but not only for the most obvious reasons, but also because Kayla wasn’t getting what she wanted out of April in the relationship.
 
@Dee Reynolds I think you're on the right track. Kayla's extreme homo-lust is a big driver in the constant problems in their marriage because that coupled with her being a huge slut makes it impossible for her to say "no" long term to Nick bringing other women in. Even before Jamaica there were persistent rumors of them having threesome when they traveled and of Kayla openly flirting with the entire planet, especially other women. Everyone who has tried to spread IRL rumors or stories about her has been pretty consistent that she is so interested in other women that she is like almost sexually aggressive with them. I believe @RaptInPlastic has specifically claimed that she can't maintain friendships with other women because she alienates them all by trying to have sex with them.
 
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Apparently this is what Melton gets fed these days: the judge fears for his political career because the HRO case may curtail Nick's free speech. He just wants it to go away!
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daffodils said:
Apparently this is what Melton gets fed these days: the judge fears for his re-election because the HRO case may curtail Nick's free speech. He just wants it to go away!
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When you're being accused of using your family's wealth to bribe the local government the last thing you want to say is "if the judge doesn't rule in my favor then I'm going to make sure he loses reelection"
 
GEE, who’s got a serious vested interest in locals believing this cockamamie story?

Oh yeah, the ugly faggot Nick.
 
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