💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Utah v. Kouri RICHINS - TRIAL DAY 10 - The State Continues Its Case In Chief​

Nick streamed for 8.5 hours. He made $65 in superchats and 15 gift memberships. Combined with the later 3 hour member stream, he managed to get to #5 on Supertips (Mersh at #2).

Lengthy clip from yesterday.

- More frustration with Youtube and content 'not getting pushed out'
- Long argument with ChatGPT.
- Plans to stream exclusively on Kick during daytime to "see if [he] can grow" there.
- Officially commits to Melton's 'cupholder' comment: if you are offended by that, you are on the wrong show.
- He thinks he's "shadowbanned" on Rumble, too
- Coke kid coping: sure, he'd love to know how that test happened, but it's been two years! Gotta move on!
- New layout is partly for people watching in portrait mode, he also uses live AI transcription
- No one else has this setup yet, but other people might switch to it when they see it [Emily Baker has a less intrusive version]
- Trouble getting verified on Kick and Twitter

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Also of note: Nick still whines about the "fucking cunt" who clipped his ruined body rant. Kayla forces a smile and squirms on "her" birthday stream.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph needs to stop with the empty threats and make real content for once.

This "Nick better apologize to me" shit he does every month is old. Nick is just gonna remind Ralph of the blackmail again and nothing will happen

It's sad, really.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Yet again Mount Ralph is ready to blow, ranting and raving repeatedly about this "one motherfucker" who happens to be a "former small law firm owner" and knows that Ralph is "sitting on a fucking nuclear bomb" consisting of "stacks and stacks and stacks of DMs" that said person "sent to somebody [he] may be looking at right now" (i.e. to Scarlett).

Ralph, I'm begging you, return to form and just do it. Be the Ralphamale, don't let this faggot twink push you around like that and talk about your woman. Show him why you are da king of da sektur.

This "Nick better apologize to me" shit he does every month is old. Nick is just gonna remind Ralph of the blackmail again and nothing will happen

It's sad, really.

Unless Ralph can prove otherwise I'm forced to assume that Nick already fucked Scarlett and the Ralphamale is getting sloppy seconds. Same goes for IceDancer tbh. He's really letting Nick cuck him like this and is too much of a bitch to do anything about it. It really is sad.

 

[TherapyMan]

ETA: Nick lore. Nick is a wine baby. When Celeste was pregnant with Nick, she drank a glass of red wine everyday. The reasoning why she did this was to improve the intelligence of her baby. Also, she wanted Kayla to drink while she was pregnant.

That explains a lot

I always thought Nick was socially retarded because of his upbringing, but now it's been revealed he's a failed experiment of Celeste.

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even YOU turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance.”

As said by Nick to Celeste.

 

[Vibralldo]

I always thought Nick was socially retarded because of his upbringing, but now it's been revealed he's a failed experiment of Celeste.

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even YOU turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance.”

As said by Nick to Celeste.

The case that Nick's parents were as degenerate as he is grows stronger

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick represents himself as a lawyer.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Nick represents himself as a lawyer.

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"Handsome lawyer"

Yeah, okay.

 

[Captain Manning]

ETA: Nick lore. Nick is a wine baby. When Celeste was pregnant with Nick, she drank a glass of red wine everyday. The reasoning why she did this was to improve the intelligence of her baby. Also, she wanted Kayla to drink while she was pregnant.
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Especially that last part.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Handsome lawyer"

Yeah, okay.

Handsome is a bigger lie than him being a practicing lawyer

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Oh I do enjoy the various theories and explanations he has for his lack of viewers.

Well, erm, I can help. You lucked onto a new format and now the audience for said format found better people to watch for it. It's as simple as that. Oh, I suppose the trad Dad audience cultivated have more moral qualms with the child neglect/abuse, swinging and drug use as well. Plus you lost some IQ points along the way.

But, sure, muh shadowban. Kick is definitely going to turn things around.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh I do enjoy the various theories and explanations he has for his lack of viewers.

Well, erm, I can help. You lucked onto a new format and now the audience for said format found better people to watch for it. It's as simple as that. Oh, I suppose the trad Dad audience cultivated have more moral qualms with the child neglect/abuse, swinging and drug use as well. Plus you lost some IQ points along the way.

But, sure, muh shadowban. Kick is definitely going to turn things around.

To Nick, all of his successes are pure skill and all his failures are luck when in reality it's the opposite.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

- Officially commits to Melton's 'cupholder' comment: if you are offended by that, you are on the wrong show.

This is a sexual joke about a child he knew. Remember this, everyone. Aaron has the natural right to shoot all of these people in the head (in Minecraft, but not really).

I can confidently say, having your child around Nick Rekieta exposes them to possible sexual harassment.

 

[elb]

Nick still whines about the "fucking cunt" who clipped his ruined body rant.

What’s funny to me about this specifically is I never clipped it because I saw how everyone reacted and I actually agreed with what Nick was saying. Didn’t want to perpetuate the issue

Edit why are we all in avatar jail?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Edit why are we all in avatar jail?

It's probably Bossman related. His parole was revoked but somehow he's still out. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Nick's still a faggot, and should be behind bars. Or on a wall.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I'm no AI expert, but isn't one of the areas where AMD trails behind in fact in the AI generating field?

I know very little about the hardware, or practical side of AI, but over the last few years I've kept up on the business side. I know that Microsoft and OpenAI prefer Nvidia hardware, but as far as I can tell this is because of Nvidia's investment strategies. I helped a friend upgrade to a new machine a couple years ago, when you have an AMD CPU and GPU they say they are 15% more efficient, they also supplement vram with onboard RAM. So there's 4 gig of vram on his redeon card, and 32 gig onboard, but his Radeon gets a couple extra gig of processing power for lesser graphics functions out of the Ryzen CPU, meaning it's like 6 gig of vram equivalent. Non of this matters for this Nicker because he's just going to be chatting with grok.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I know very little about the hardware, or practical side of AI, but over the last few years I've kept up on the business side. I know that Microsoft and OpenAI prefer Nvidia hardware, but as far as I can tell this is because of Nvidia's investment strategies. I helped a friend upgrade to a new machine a couple years ago, when you have an AMD CPU and GPU they say they are 15% more efficient, they also supplement vram with onboard RAM. So there's 4 gig of vram on his redeon card, and 32 gig onboard, but his Radeon gets a couple extra gig of processing power for lesser graphics functions out of the Ryzen CPU, meaning it's like 6 gig of vram equivalent. Non of this matters for this Nicker because he's just going to be chatting with grok.

Very little AI is done on a local machine, unless you're tinkering. Copilot / grok / Adobe are all feeding to the cloud.

If Nick was trying to do stablediffusion on his local machine, it'd be different. He's not.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's nothing if not persistent...


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I'm relatively sure good ol' Cynthia still lurks among us, and equally sure she's busy crafting some kind of excuse for Kayla in her mind. In that regard she's much like Nick, unable to admit being wrong and obsessed with manipulating other's to get her way.

I am actually surprised she hasn't gone back to Nick's audience. Or maybe she has, but nobody has noticed yet.

In addition to her excuses for Kayla, and thinking Nick could be a great feminist warrior and put Andrew Wilson in his place (LOL), she started to get really fucking weird at the end there in thinking that Nick could fully reform in general. I think she genuinely misses unironically watching Nick's trial streams while getting smashed on tequila. I think she may very well be doing that right now.

 

[Steve Seagull]

- More frustration with Youtube and content 'not getting pushed out'

lol THE ENTITLEMENT. He is OWED success.

Non of this matters for this Nicker because he's just going to be chatting with grok.

Well, you got to invest in your friendships. Sad case they're AI.

Imagine your only friend being a language model who cannot dislike you. That's how far he's fallen.

How To Lose A Murder Trial - Utah v Kouri Richins Day 11 - ILLEGAL COMMENTARY #DefenseLawyer​

663 viewers, 2h in.

Nick will might have to leave the stream to drive one of his kids, but he will leave the stream going.

Really horrible from YouTube and the world not to reward such a streamer. Can you imagine?!

 

[Lt Saavik]

Happy Birthday, Kayla! You don't look a day over fifty.
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ETA: Nick lore. Nick is a wine baby. When Celeste was pregnant with Nick, she drank a glass of red wine everyday. The reasoning why she did this was to improve the intelligence of her baby. Also, she wanted Kayla to drink while she was pregnant.
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I always thought he had more of a Fragile X look about him than FAS. Huh.

 

[East_Clintwood]

663 viewers, 2h in.

Good news for Nick, he's now up to the dizzying height of #11 for livestreams of the trial. Bad news for Nick is he's still well behind a bunch of nominally smaller channels:

#8 - Courtroom Confidential: Live Trials - 1600 viewers - 8.02k subscribers
#9 - Defence Diaries Podcast - 1060 viewers - 62.4k subscribers
#10 - Prof Jo explains - 808 viewers - 14.7k subscribers