Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[360NoTrope]

 

[AnimuGinger]

I'm waiting for the site foreman to mansplain.

I NEED A MANSPLAINING TWEET ABOUT THIS.

 

[Jaimas]

STATUS UPDATE POST FOR NEWCOMERS/GENERAL SYNOPSIS:

Consider this post a quick-and-dirty guide to Wu so far:

Spoiler: Huge

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Brianna Walker Wu. Formerly known as John Walker Flynt.

Derogatorily often called "Chris with a budget," Brianna Wu is, without a doubt, one of, if not the most well-known careercows and troons to ever grace this site. Brianna Wu has managed to generate enough content and such a steady stream of amusement for onlookers that she thus far has managed to sustain four seperate threads (and counting), each of which has reached over 1000 pages. This illustrious accomplishment puts her in a rare tier of lolcowdom, rivaled solely by the likes of Marijan, and is the hallmark of a lolcow of truly biblical proportions.

For the uninitiated, Brianna Wu is a systemic failure the likes of which has rarely been seen before, even on the Kiwi Farms. Every single time one thinks this cow has reached some zenith of idiocy, Brianna Wu always manages to trump herself and achieve new lows. Despite repeatedly being caught repeatedly making an absolute laughingstock of herself, Brianna Wu always bounces back and soon manages to eclipse that idiocy with even bigger idiocy, with such clockwork regularity that many are convinced she does it on purpose. Being a pathological liar isn't enough for Wu; she lies so often and with such ease that it essentially has become a meme in and of itself.

And she's going to the moon.

She is a serial self-aggrandiser who routinely makes sweeping, bold claims about her capabilities, qualifications, and accomplishments, despite having basically nothing of substance or value in her entire repetoire. She is a repeat-offending content thief, and has her own personal Sonichu in Revolution 60, a game that has gone on to be one of the worst-rated games in the history of Steam, and is essentially a remake of a previous work that she fucked up virtually as hard. Wu also claims to have a Twitter Handler named Natalie O'Brien who no one can confirm the existence of and of whom no data of exists of. She also neglects and abuses her pets.

Wu first rose to prominence during the Gamergate controversy, where she repeatedly shoved her nose in the controversy to bait harassment towards herself to garner a following and pitybux. After several false starts, she managed to attract nothing more than derisive ridicule, at which point she declared she was the biggest victim of the hashtag. This caused trolls to mock her, and irony to subsequently run its course.

What would follow is well-documented; Wu repeatedly bit at false-flags by trolls and tried to strong-arm the FBI into silencing her critics (only to later claim that GG had infiltrated the organization when it refused to humor her insane delusions), claimed Jace and Tyce were a threat to her life long after she knew they were hoaxes, was caught visibly false-flagging herself on several occasions, led multiple harassment campaigns against people online, culminating in an appearance on The Internet Ruined My Life that now lives on in infamy:

One might reasonably expect that with Gamergate dying years ago, Wu wouldn't be able to provide much content, but if anything, the opposite's been true. Wu responded to the 2016 presidential election with an announcement that she intended to run for Congress, and the crazy has only hit even more of a fever pitch since then. Despite the fact that Wu is about as likely to actually win her run as Christian Weston Chandler is to die of natural causes, she very much has continued the long-running autism theatre that is her run as if she's a legitimate candidate, with the retarded (and amazing) claim that she "fought the alt-right and won." This while also repeatedly claiming that Gamergate has taken over the country, so if you're confused, don't worry, tht's normal.

It's worth noting that Brianna Wu failed to file her FEC paperwork in time, further making this into a shit-show. Natalie O'Brien also came up, because Wu is now claiming her imaginary friend is also a campaign staffer. Improved visibility has not stopped her from accusing critics of Mansplaining or being GG supporters, so this madness is only going to continue.

The Kiwi Farms fully supports Wu running for office and subsequently getting her face ground against the proverbial asphalt, with a dedicated subforum being established to cover the trials and trifles of Brianna Wu's congressional run.

To quote @Null:

I promised I would run a PAC, but after reviewing what it takes to form a Political Action Committee, I've decided it's both too expensive and puts donors at risk of harassment (as all donors must be public information).

So, instead of going that route and aggressively advertising, we're going to use what's free to us. We can create simple, ad-like spoofs, post them on YouTube, propagate them on imageboards, feature them on Google/Twitter, and otherwise use SEO magic to make sure people voting for her know what they're voting for.

To make this work, I ask that certain incriminating tweets and other aspects of her life be highlighted in individual threads. We can spin this into infographics and videos, and even donate them to existing PACs that would actually sponsor them on television or in newspapers.

This is pure brainstorming and I want to see how inventive, creative, and effective the community can be. Right now the board is restricted to only senior members (TSIC access), but I may lax it to anyone later.

I encourage you to visit the war room. S'great shit.

Anyway.

Despite the fact that Wu's actual odds and victory are basically nil, Wu's e-friends have been pushing hard for her to get attention, and she featured on CNN, giving us pretty much the first real taste of the shit-show CNN was later going to become:

So apparently, Wu, solely due to having powerful friends, was able to be pushed onto the self-appointed news as a for-realz candidate, honest you guys. There's no better synopsis of this train-wreck than our own beloved @Kosher Dill's post:

What really gets me about this whole thing is that the very same people who are getting their knickers in a twist over "fake news" are the ones pushing Wu's "candidacy". What is faker news than a vanity candidate with no experience getting national news coverage for a House race 2 years from now?

There's no chance Wu will ever get within shouting distance of elected office, but if there's anyone left who still cares about the media and democracy, they should be scared. Look how few well-placed people it takes to astroturf a nobody onto CNN.

And one more thing: I don't want to hear any more complaining about Trump from these guys. If you don't like a major celebrity with no political experience who built his empire with $1 million of his dad's money, you should hate a Z-list celebrity with no political experience who built a smoking crater with $200K of his dad's money.

The Wu Campaign has continued to shit out some fucking amazing content, too:

Brianna Wu seems to strongly believe that Steve Bannon is personally out to get her, which has resulted in some fucking hilarious shit like the above. She's also repeatedly thrown basically every male who has ever supported her under the bus. And then we have shit like the glorious Moon Rock saga.

Right now, we're watching the ongoing Autism of Wu's campaign as betting pools argue over not whether or not Wu will crash and burn, but when and how hard. One thing remains true as it ever has, which is that Wu will always double down, never knows when to shut the fuck up, and will forevermore be a source of lulz for this forum, and that's a rare prize.

 

[Null]

@Jaimas there will be no fourth thread. Continue updating this one. Google SEO breaks terribly because we have 5 pages with the same name.

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas there will be no fourth thread. Continue updating this one. Google SEO breaks terribly because we have 5 pages with the same name.

So noted!

Honestly thank Godbear, I was not looking forward to the amount of secondary editing we were gonna need.

 

[AnOminous]

And a mission trip is exactly the kind of thing a creepy, fat, gay loser like John Flynt would sign up for. The cool kids can't tell him he can't go. Never mind that Flynt was motivated more by plans of raping his male tentmate than by helping a bunch of Central American peasants.

I'm still not buying it. When in the John Flynt timeline did this bullshit happen? Before or after he was "homeless?" Was this during the ten years of failing to get a degree at a number of universities? Or was it after he was an "investigative journalist?" Or maybe it's some time before he became an "engineer."

John has never even told this lie before, so I'm really suspicious. How could he have failed to mention this all this time when he does nothing but virtue-signal all day long?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

STATUS UPDATE POST FOR NEWCOMERS/GENERAL SYNOPSIS:

Consider this post a quick-and-dirty guide to Wu so far:

Spoiler: Huge

Previous Threads:
Thread 01: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.6034/
Thread 02: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.16461/
Current Thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-walker-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639/

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Lolcow Wiki Article: https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Brianna_Wu

Brianna Walker Wu. Formerly known as John Walker Flynt.

Derogatorily often called "Chris with a budget," Brianna Wu is, without a doubt, one of, if not the most well-known careercows and troons to ever grace this site. Brianna Wu has managed to generate enough content and such a steady stream of amusement for onlookers that she thus far has managed to sustain four seperate threads (and counting), each of which has reached over 1000 pages. This illustrious accomplishment puts her in a rare tier of lolcowdom, rivaled solely by the likes of Marijan, and is the hallmark of a lolcow of truly biblical proportions.

For the uninitiated, Brianna Wu is a systemic failure the likes of which has rarely been seen before, even on the Kiwi Farms. Every single time one thinks this cow has reached some zenith of idiocy, Brianna Wu always manages to trump herself and achieve new lows. Despite repeatedly being caught repeatedly making an absolute laughingstock of herself, Brianna Wu always bounces back and soon manages to eclipse that idiocy with even bigger idiocy, with such clockwork regularity that many are convinced she does it on purpose. Being a pathological liar isn't enough for Wu; she lies so often and with such ease that it essentially has become a meme in and of itself.

And she's going to the moon.

She is a serial self-aggrandiser who routinely makes sweeping, bold claims about her capabilities, qualifications, and accomplishments, despite having basically nothing of substance or value in her entire repetoire. She is a repeat-offending content thief, and has her own personal Sonichu in Revolution 60, a game that has gone on to be one of the worst-rated games in the history of Steam, and is essentially a remake of a previous work that she fucked up virtually as hard. Wu also claims to have a Twitter Handler named Natalie O'Brien who no one can confirm the existence of and of whom no data of exists of. She also neglects and abuses her pets.

Wu first rose to prominence during the Gamergate controversy, where she repeatedly shoved her nose in the controversy to bait harassment towards herself to garner a following and pitybux. After several false starts, she managed to attract nothing more than derisive ridicule, at which point she declared she was the biggest victim of the hashtag. This caused trolls to mock her, and irony to subsequently run its course.

What would follow is well-documented; Wu repeatedly bit at false-flags by trolls and tried to strong-arm the FBI into silencing her critics (only to later claim that GG had infiltrated the organization when it refused to humor her insane delusions), claimed Jace and Tyce were a threat to her life long after she knew they were hoaxes, was caught visibly false-flagging herself on several occasions, led multiple harassment campaigns against people online, culminating in an appearance on The Internet Ruined My Life that now lives on in infamy:

One might reasonably expect that with Gamergate dying years ago, Wu wouldn't be able to provide much content, but if anything, the opposite's been true. Wu responded to the 2016 presidential election with an announcement that she intended to run for Congress, and the crazy has only hit even more of a fever pitch since then. Despite the fact that Wu is about as likely to actually win her run as Christian Weston Chandler is to die of natural causes, she very much has continued the long-running autism theatre that is her run as if she's a legitimate candidate, with the exceptional (and amazing) claim that she "fought the alt-right and won." This while also repeatedly claiming that Gamergate has taken over the country, so if you're confused, don't worry, tht's normal.

It's worth noting that Brianna Wu failed to file her FEC paperwork in time, further making this into a shit-show. Natalie O'Brien also came up, because Wu is now claiming her imaginary friend is also a campaign staffer. Improved visibility has not stopped her from accusing critics of Mansplaining or being GG supporters, so this madness is only going to continue.

The Kiwi Farms fully supports Wu running for office and subsequently getting her face ground against the proverbial asphalt, with a dedicated subforum being established to cover the trials and trifles of Brianna Wu's congressional run.

To quote @Null:



I encourage you to visit the war room. S'great shit.

Anyway.

Despite the fact that Wu's actual odds and victory are basically nil, Wu's e-friends have been pushing hard for her to get attention, and she featured on CNN, giving us pretty much the first real taste of the shit-show CNN was later going to become:

So apparently, Wu, solely due to having powerful friends, was able to be pushed onto the self-appointed news as a for-realz candidate, honest you guys. There's no better synopsis of this train-wreck than our own beloved @Kosher Dill's post:



The Wu Campaign has continued to shit out some fucking amazing content, too:

Brianna Wu seems to strongly believe that Steve Bannon is personally out to get her, which has resulted in some fucking hilarious shit like the above. She's also repeatedly thrown basically every male who has ever supported her under the bus. And then we have shit like the glorious Moon Rock saga.

Right now, we're watching the ongoing Autism of Wu's campaign as betting pools argue over not whether or not Wu will crash and burn, but when and how hard. One thing remains true as it ever has, which is that Wu will always double down, never knows when to shut the fuck up, and will forevermore be a source of lulz for this forum, and that's a rare prize.

If you update the first post of this thread, just add a link to whatever page/post new readers can skip to.

 

[Anti Fanta]

Oh that's super fetch analysis, John. I assuming you're talking about Linda Sarsour, the hero of brain-dead leftist assholes who doesn't seem to have much of a problem advocating for jihad against Trump and the West, as well as advocating for Sharia Law. I'm sure the Moral Police will go easy on you when they find that you've shacked up with your gay husband when they find your virtue signalling in favour of Islam dominating the West. Fuck you.

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No John this isn't about the 'right' being better at 'framing'. It's about someone on the left fucking up yet again and making themselves and their cause look stupid. She used arguably the most politically charged word of the last 20 years and expected no backlash from it, and has done nothing but hurt 'moderate' muslims' public image in doing so. The right has to do fuck all work when the left is apparently so eager to feed them endless ammunition to be used against themselves.

Of course there's also the possibility that Sarsour purposefully used that word knowing it would rile people up and cause controversy, because reasons.

 

[Ronald Crump]

Is Brianna trying to work her little asian into an early grave?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

@Jaimas there will be no fourth thread. Continue updating this one. Google SEO breaks terribly because we have 5 pages with the same name.

What a let down, I had prepared an image and everything. You gay nigger tyrant.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is Brianna trying to work her little asian into an early grave?

Nope. We saw from the financial reports that there's no huge inheritance waiting at the end of Frank's rainbow; John is completely dependent on Frank continuing to hold a job. If anything ever happens to the household breadwinner, John would enjoy a couple years of fun burning through Frank's retirement funds and any life insurance, and then be forced to either get a job or find a new host to parasitize.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Spoiler

I'm amazed at the slogan that Wu chose for the """campaign""". While it is a step up from the previous campaign signage, it's still confusing, especially as Wu decided to post both both her married and maiden names.

I would also recommend removing Wu from the photo.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Spoiler

I'm amazed at the slogan that Wu chose for the """campaign""". While it is a step up from the previous campaign signage, it's still confusing, especially as Wu decided to post both both her married and maiden names.

I would also recommend removing Wu from the photo.

I can't tell if you're serious or not, but I wouldn't put it past people to actually think that's real.
that was made by a kiwi wasn't it?

 

[West Lothian Police]

I can't tell if you're serious or not, but I wouldn't put it past people to actually think that's real.
that was made by a kiwi wasn't it?

Poe's Law

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Spoiler

I'm amazed at the slogan that Wu chose for the """campaign""". While it is a step up from the previous campaign signage, it's still confusing, especially as Wu decided to post both both her married and maiden names.

I would also recommend removing Wu from the photo.

Is this for real? If so, Jesus. That manjaw. Is she truly so oblivious to it?

 

[AnOminous]

Is this for real? If so, Jesus. That manjaw. Is she truly so oblivious to it?

No, Jesus Christ, it's a parody, it was made in this thread.

Didn't the Wu MAN give it away?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Is this for real? If so, Jesus. That manjaw. Is she truly so oblivious to it?

Picture of Wu is real. It's from one of the random C-list conventions he attended.

Campaign stuff is fake and, I think, produced here on the Farms. With so much of his past life easily accessible, Wu wouldn't put the "Flynt" name on any of his shit. I mean, come on guys. We've seen John use Photoshop. This is several leagues above his skill level.

 

[Ronald Crump]

Nope. We saw from the financial reports that there's no huge inheritance waiting at the end of Frank's rainbow; John is completely dependent on Frank continuing to hold a job. If anything ever happens to the household breadwinner, John would enjoy a couple years of fun burning through Frank's retirement funds and any life insurance, and then be forced to either get a job or find a new host to parasitize.

Wu could always try seducing men at bars.

"Hey handsome, buy me a drink and I'll tell you about the time I fought the alt-right and won." He whispers into your ear while rubbing one of his size fourteens against your leg.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

No John, you are the disease.

 

[Ronald Crump]

No John, you are the disease.

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Wouldn't the rarity of the disease mean it's not cost effective to invest time and money into a cure?