DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

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Obviously there are only two options: fan or sociopath.

Imagine your buddy asking for money (DSP can say what he wants- he was asking for money) because an emergency popped up then telling you the next day the issue was avoided. How would you feel if he didn't offer to give you the money back, or even some indication he still needed it?

 

[Keystone]

Phil still isn't the best at this cooking thing:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/884618866139201536 (http://archive.is/UQ6Jm)
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/884622906365530112 (http://archive.is/VTLJ3)

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Yeah, that is so obviously a frozen meal. You can tell by how the sauce is sort of congealed in one corner. Real sauce would be, you know, spread out. Like sauce.

 

[DuckSucker]

How shameless must it feel to take wannabe-instagram photos of fucking microwave dinners. Like, what has to be going through your head when youre doing it. Shame? Regret?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Phil is currently bitching on his stream about how terrible it is than Nintendo requires its "content-creation partners" to partner with them exclusively and they manually review each video before approving it for monetization. Damn that Nintendo for practicing quality control and not wanting their partners to promote other companies

 

[JustStopDude]

Phil's dislike for SlowBeef is very funny to me. Correct me if I am wrong, Slowbeef has real job, a family, and is generally accepted by LP community yes?

He is bizarro DSP. Opposite to Phil in almost every way. Makes sense Phil hates him.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Phil is currently bitching on his stream about how terrible it is than Nintendo requires its "content-creation partners" to partner with them exclusively and they manually review each video before approving it for monetization. Damn that Nintendo for practicing quality control and not wanting their partners to promote other companies

Their hard work kept Enraged Ernesto away from their games, so I can only commend them for that.

 

[BatChatillon]

Phil is currently bitching on his stream about how terrible it is than Nintendo requires its "content-creation partners" to partner with them exclusively and they manually review each video before approving it for monetization. Damn that Nintendo for practicing quality control and not wanting their partners to promote other companies

Guess his kwality kahntent including childish temper tantrums, swearing and bitching about bugs, lag etc. that isn't in the game didn't convince the Japanese "big-wigs" to have DSP in the same boat as them.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil is currently bitching on his stream about how terrible it is than Nintendo requires its "content-creation partners" to partner with them exclusively and they manually review each video before approving it for monetization. Damn that Nintendo for practicing quality control and not wanting their partners to promote other companies

Why doesn't he just "put his foot down" and threaten to sue them if they don't do exactly what he wants. It made Youtube back off unless...no my mistake. I thought the realist mother fucker on Youtube could have lied about something.

 

[PL 879]

How shameless must it feel to take wannabe-instagram photos of fucking microwave dinners. Like, what has to be going through your head when youre doing it. Shame? Regret?

I'm fascinated with how Phil has lived outside his parents' house this long and he still acts like a kid bragging because he's doing "grown up things."
Within a month of leaving my folks, it was like clockwork to prepare all my meals, do all my laundry, clean the place without help. And none of this made me feel more like a man - it's just what independent people are expected to do.
He has to be a showboat about everything. Even his smartass comment in that Instagram post of, "You've never seen eggplant before?"
Phil would be wise to take to heart the saying "Confidence is quiet. Insecurity is loud."

 

[Keystone]

Thought this was funny:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeTXT/status/883687446654922752

Spoiler

 

[PL 879]

Thought this was funny:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeTXT/status/883687446654922752

Spoiler

TXT is the man.
It's clear to me that Phil at the very least has manic depression...which would seem to make sense as he has described his mother as having this affliction.
He's at the end of his rope, or perhaps failing tying to tie one into a noose, when copyright strikes get slapped on him and then on top of a mountain triumphantly shouting "DRAAAGGGOOOOO" when the strikes disappear.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Phil still isn't the best at this cooking thing:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/884618866139201536 (http://archive.is/UQ6Jm)
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/884622906365530112 (http://archive.is/VTLJ3)

Scrumdiddlyumptious! That put the yellow curry I made tonight to shame. That meal's a one-way ticket to flavor and bowel cancer.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Phil is currently bitching on his stream about how terrible it is than Nintendo requires its "content-creation partners" to partner with them exclusively and they manually review each video before approving it for monetization. Damn that Nintendo for practicing quality control and not wanting their partners to promote other companies

I'm sure Nintendo's fine with not having to designate somebody to sit through 40+ videos a day.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Spoiler: sok a-log

ardnas > SOK, i still remember when they jackie chined ardnas channel. im pretty sure ardnas is snort burnell now.
i only can stand fred fuchs for a while, but some voices like "moogle" or "radrad" make me want to punch a baby.

Who is the guy who sounds like he's talking through his nose all the time?

 

[JackDavis]

Who is the guy who sounds like he's talking through his nose all the time?

Moogle. He hasn't been on in a while though. When he's on he's the one that streams the call to Hitbox/Twitch and it goes down every fucking time.

 

[NobodyReally]

Who is the guy who sounds like he's talking through his nose all the time?

Freddy Fazfuck. He used to have vlogs but I think he got cyberbullied about his voice because he deleted almost all of them amd all the videos on his channel no longer have commentary

 

[AnOminous]

How shameless must it feel to take wannabe-instagram photos of fucking microwave dinners. Like, what has to be going through your head when youre doing it. Shame? Regret?

Cholesterol and sodium. Caking up into cerebral plaques.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Moogle. He hasn't been on in a while though. When he's on he's the one that streams the call to Hitbox/Twitch and it goes down every fucking time.

Freddy Fazfuck. He used to have vlogs but I think he got cyberbullied about his voice because he deleted almost all of them amd all the videos on his channel no longer have commentary

What are the odds of two different nasally sounding nerds being on the same "detractor team", eh? DSP is capable of such miracles just by the virtue of his blessed existence.

Cholesterol and sodium. Caking up into cerebral plaques.

And deep down he's thinking, "at least this time nobody will complain about me handling raw bacon and dropping grease on my toilet, dood!"

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm fascinated with how Phil has lived outside his parents' house this long and he still acts like a kid bragging because he's doing "grown up things."
Within a month of leaving my folks, it was like clockwork to prepare all my meals, do all my laundry, clean the place without help. And none of this made me feel more like a man - it's just what independent people are expected to do.
He has to be a showboat about everything. Even his smartass comment in that Instagram post of, "You've never seen eggplant before?"
Phil would be wise to take to heart the saying "Confidence is quiet. Insecurity is loud."

It is sad but this may be the first time in Phil's life he has to be an adult. He lived in his condo but he admits he just ate fast food all the time. His parents were close I would not put it past him dropping by with laundry for his Mom to do. That place was a mess with statues and shit all over the place. Then when he moved he had Leanna doing all this stuff while he sat on his ass playing games never giving it a thought. These pictures are genuine pride for something as simple as putting a shitty eggplant dish in the microwave. It is like a child proud they poured their own cereal and milk except this kid is 35 but he still wants the validation for doing it all by himself but adults do not get a pat on the back just because they made fucking dinner.