Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[Lunachu]

Thanks for visiting. I wanted to thank you for all the laughs you've brought to this world, both with your original reddit lolsuit post and now with your never ending sperging.

Can you tell me why you hate the gays?

Probably because daddy touches him at night.

 

[Cato]

Is being a pedo better than being a homo, Skylar?

He's a devout Catholic, so it's safe to assume that his answer to that is a resounding "yes."

 

[DuckSucker]

This is a Pride Parade in your honor

Other people have mentioned that the bible doesnt actually talk about gays all that much, compared to other sins. Why do you care so much what other people do? Why are gays such an issue to you, who isnt gay?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Is being a pedo better than being a homo, Skylar?

Don't make the boy pick. Let him enjoy being both.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

@Skylar Ittner
Since you don't have the heart to post it, I say you can't grow a beard.

I shave. If I didn't shave for a long time, I would have a beard. But I don't want a beard.

Can you tell me why you hate the gays?

I cannot tell you that, because I do not hate gay people.

 

[Ruin]

> I only have a single picture of the children in that park
>the camera was not focused or zoomed properly
>effectively blurring the faces in said picture
>In addition, I have a constitutional right to take whatever pictures I want in public

lmao

Fucking hell he's a pedophile too. This is going to be fun.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Fucking hell he's a pedophile too.

They're always pedos, always.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Skylar Ittner
But why wouldn't you want something as manly as a beard? Is there something you're hiding? A little girl inside you prying away and trying to get out? Could you be a tranny?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

My gaydar on this guy is going off something fierce.
My guess is a hungry, power-bottom.

 

[GS 281]

Fucking hell he's a pedophile too. This is going to be fun.

According to Skylar:
The parent who complained was a blatant hypocrite. She voluntarily shared several high-quality images of her children, in a more prominent place on Facebook then my posts. I refused her request mainly for this reason, while trying other approaches to get her to, frankly, stop bothering me about it.

 

[reptile0009]

Fucking hell he's a pedophile too. This is going to be fun.

Yeah we certainly struck gold with this one. Can't wait to see what other skeletons this guy's hiding in his closet.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Holy Autism, Batman, can he not see the difference between a parent willingly sharing pictures they've taken of their children and some fat pedo-looking weirdo taking pictures of kids that aren't his without permission?

 

[Herbert Hoover]

I cannot tell you that, because I do not hate gay people.

What do you believe the age of consent should be?

How do you feel about transgender people?

 

[reptile0009]

Holy Autism, Batman, can he not see the difference between a parent willingly sharing pictures they've taken of their children and some fat pedo-looking weirdo taking pictures of kids that aren't his without permission?

No he cannot, and I think we all know why :autism:

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Lovin this new lolcow... Great find Tempest! Also Slaw-wheel 2.0 seems like a nice lady

Skylar if you hate gay people so much then surely on the same level you hate people that eat shellfish (e.g. Shrimp, lobster, crab) and people that wear clothes made of different fabrics (most shirts) since they are on the same page with hate-da-homoz

Please answer the question being asked, what do you hate so much about gay people?

 

[Broken Pussy]

Women are equal to men.

I was going to make fun of you for starting multiple posts with "You do realize" but now I don't even want to.

 

[Aristophanes]

How do you know I did that? All I did was post a link to a location on Google Maps.

Greetings Skylar, it's nice to see that you're prepared to violate ToS just to prove how butthurt you are about your work being criticized (which is well within our right here to do so).

Tell you what bud - I'll make it clear here that my criticism was based on the experience I had with the app itself, and is no way determined by your views or (incoming powerlevel) by the fact I'm queer.

Ah, your brilliant legal mind at work again, eh? As long as you avoid explicitly admitting what you did, obviously nobody is allowed to draw inferences , right?

Do you consider yourself a sovereign citizen, by chance?

Wouldn't be surprised, he certainly acts like one.

 

[Smutley]

No it isn't.

Also, you guys do realize that I have your exact GPS location now, right?

Hi Skylar!

You haven't appeared to provide proof of who you are. This is done so that people can't show up to pretend to be someone and make them look like a fool, or pretend to say things like, "I want to murder a president". Would you please provide me with proof via PM? This could be as simple as a facebook message that says "Hi Kiwis" or a post on Reddit from your account that says the same.

Until then, I'm going to have to threadban you to prevent the possibility that someone is impersonating you. Hope this isn't too much of an inconvenience, and have a great day.

edit: Skylar, plz. We don't use this kind of language here. This is a homosexual free family friendly webzone

 

[RK 672]

He might have started a thread on /lit/ asking how to write a paper on "constructive confrontation" relating to the picture incident:

https://i.warosu.org/lit/thread/S6135488 (http://archive.is/aaxmj)

Also from the thread:

 

[Herbert Hoover]

Lovin this new lolcow... Great find Tempest! Also Slaw-wheel 2.0 seems like a nice lady

Skylar if you hate gay people so much then surely on the same level you hate people that eat shellfish (e.g. Shrimp, lobster, crab) and people that wear clothes made of different fabrics (most shirts) since they are on the same page with hate-da-homoz

Please answer the question being asked, what do you hate so much about gay people?

Or, at least, what caused you to put up the posters in the first place?