🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 485 31.0%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 584 37.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 273 17.4%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 36 2.3%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 62 4.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 126 8.0%
  • Total voters
    1,566
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Hmmm, really makes you think. IMO this pretty much confirms my old theory the front page feature on Rumble counts every hit to the homepage as a viewer (amongst other fuckery with the numbers).
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I feel like this used to be an issue early on with social media networks as well too (Facebook, etc) where they would count a view for simply loading the content on the page, which then caused issues with advertisers who were paying based on these massively inflated numbers. This resulted in making a distinction between an impression (how often the content is displayed) vs. views (how often the content is actively engaged with). I think Rumble leans more into impressions to inflate their numbers, as auto-playing content on the front page doesn't mean the user is actively engaged with the content. The user may be spending a few seconds to scroll down the page and view the content options for different categories, or the user may be typing into the search bar to find a specific channel. In both cases, the user has the video auto-playing while they are performing different actions and not even looking at that part of the page, so it really shouldn't be counted towards views.


returnofthemacandcheese said:
To really understand the totality of this shitshow you need to experience it.
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I cannot stress enough how true this point is. I had never actually watched a Jer stream from start to finish until I watched his "scorched earth" stream, which was a total scam. But having sat through the entire stream, you truly appreciate just how painful it is to clip his content, because his "political analysis" amounts to:

"I think X but also I am not an expert, so maybe Y. I don't know what right answer is."

I get stun locked by just how fucking retarded he is, and how he can say so many words without saying anything of value at all. I also love that Jer loves to mock jeets while everything he does is jeet-coded:
  • Public shitting
  • Sex pesty
  • Using AI as part of stealing other people's content
  • Utilizing nuclear options (channel/video takedowns) as an attempt to restore his lost Izzat
  • Talking without saying nothing of value, much like the Indian food stall videos where they do all these extravagant and fast motions just to throw together slop
 
Kharash said:
He paid 10k for that btw and some bad weather will probably destroy it by the looks of it, not to mention the weeds that will set in. Jer sure isn't gonna get down on his knees to fix that(just for the bull) so he'll have to hire some other guy and spend even more. Or more likely he'll let it rot like all his other FotM toys.
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Well, if i remember correctly, Jer's master plan to maintain the RC track was to invite is friends over to play with the rc cars with the condition that THEY would maintain the track.

Not a great plan.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
You could set up PVC pipes and half-pipes, dig water hazards and even full-blown tunnels. Add in miniature buildings and forests and harbors and airports. You could build a drone racing track above your RC car racing track.

His RC car channel could even take off and he could do Mr. Beast type bullshit clickbaiting where he invites "some lucky RC car nerd" to come do challenges that he built. Or "I invited le deadliest drone operator to come do my track." Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man!
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If Jer appropriated your ideas as his own, he'd take out a third mortgage on his home to pay others to design and build it all for him, and it would end up as his lonely and unfinished Xanadu. It might make for a great new arc, but all paths lead him to the modern lulcow's version of the Charles Foster Kane ending.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
I really want to bitch about Jeremy's RC car track and how devoid of imagination it is. You have practically unlimited money and land, and the best you can come up with is a dirt square?
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But, I looked it up and apparently this is the norm.
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There are a few cool ones, but it seems that RC car enjoyers are mostly un-creative bums who just want to plop down pre-built crap outside their McMansion and then never use it.

When I first heard that he was having an RC track built, I imagined something like the batshit insane GTAV custom races, but in real life.
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You could set up PVC pipes and half-pipes, dig water hazards and even full-blown tunnels. Add in miniature buildings and forests and harbors and airports. You could build a drone racing track above your RC car racing track.

Building something like that would take a ton of physical and mental activity, sometimes referred to by non-McMansion-owners as "work." This "work" could burn off so much fat, and even put on something referred to as a "muscle." He'd be tall and muscular. The humans love taller, more muscular humans, and believe they carry more power and authority. His sperm count could even regrow!

His RC car channel could even take off and he could do Mr. Beast type bullshit clickbaiting where he invites "some lucky RC car nerd" to come do challenges that he built. Or "I invited le deadliest drone operator to come do my track." Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man!
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I'd revolt against you having given Jeremy a good idea to make actually "positive and meaningful" content... But then I remembered he's a fat lazy bum so hopefully it doesn't happen or someone else takes the idea.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If YT and Rumble are simultaneously cutting the cord on Shorts than the medium is dead.
 
I wonder if Melonie Mac really DID tell Jeremy she was going to Leadership Camp as a way to get out of work LOL.

That would be extremely alpha and based and also extremely low IQ when she joined the show post-anal surrounded by cosplay toys "live from leadership camp".
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
Jon Del Arroz being affiliated as a Jeremy orbiter will never stop being funny.
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JDA is a massive coat-tail rider. Anytime there's drama he'll show up late and try to shill his AI slop-novellas.
Just because some people have been mocking JDA for pretending to be his wife (woah buddy) on Krapstarter: The woman pictured and verified on his Kickstarter is not his ex-wife Samantha who got a restraining order against him, she's a new person, possibly named Guadalupe Tovar. She also occasionally appears in pictures on his Instagram.
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Samantha Del Arroz is mentioned in coverage of Jon's unsuccessful Congressional run.
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The judgement for the dissolution of marriage was filed on April 23, 2024.
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Jon does a lot of "muh wife an keeeeeds" posting on Twitter, but it's unclear if his children live with him. Samantha is heavily involved in fundraising for cystic fibrosis since their son has it :(
DSP for president 2032 said:
Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man
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This sector needs a better class of grifter!
Gator_Aids said:
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:
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I love Ralph's little wiggle-pig dance he does. He looks so happy.
Ralph and Scarlett are absolute gutter-king bottom-feeders, Jer and his toadies aren't ready for them.
Also of course he's drinking Goose-Island-utterly-ruined-by-AnInBev-swill. I hope he switches to hard liquor and xannieberries on account of the taste!
 
Law said:
I love Ralph's little wiggle-pig dance he does. He looks so happy.
Ralph and Scarlett are absolute gutter-king bottom-feeders, Jer and his toadies aren't ready for that.
Also of course he's drinking Goose-Island-utterly-ruined-by-AnInBev-swill. I hope he switches to hard liquor on account of the taste!
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Seeing Ralph and Scarlett is like a dying man seeing vultures, but for your career.
 
Nut Vicious said:
Ralph and Scar are going to investigate Coffee Brand Coffee at the nearest Culver's while Jer is hiding in the Bulldo Bunker.
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Chat GPT would not oblige.


Doug S said:
It’s actually pretty good and Brittany scored some extra points with me for not having Jeremy’s hambabies. I’m sure it was tempting.
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First time seeing Brittany and that was surprisingly watchable, so much better than the “slop tubers” we have been exposed to recently. Good jahb.

DSP for president 2032 said:
You could set up PVC pipes and half-pipes, dig water hazards and even full-blown tunnels. Add in miniature buildings and forests and harbors and airports. You could build a drone racing track above your RC car racing track
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That’s a great idea for a channel - I’m sure you could get amazing “on board” shots from modern tiny cameras, and if the track side is realistic to look at it would be pretty cool , I’ve never seen it done though.
 
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