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Oh Christ, as it were, if only Skylar had been doing a BFA in something. Then he would have had a thesis to work on and no time at all to be posting anything anywhere, or chimping at the people tasked with enforcing the rules.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Oh Christ, as it were, if only Skylar had been doing a BFA in something. Then he would have had a thesis to work on and no time at all to be posting anything anywhere, or chimping at the people tasked with enforcing the rules.
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FWIW, he didn't spend much time on the posters. Check this bad boy out.
While there is something to be said for minimalism... He could have at least put a token black guy staring at his hands or a swastika or a pair of scissors that look have a cross for a handle or anything really. It's just not very eye-catching.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd assume that that poster was just a joke
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Plus there's no hyphen Edit: IN SKYLAR'S POSTER in "left-handed." This guy was about to graduate from college?
Also, using whatever default sans-serif font the computer pops up when you open a new document? That's not low-effort, that's no effort at all. But besides the graphic design, what is it one does in one's last year of university that requires scissors? Way to make yourself sound speddy af. He could at least have mentioned "left-handed desks," except someone would come along and point out that universities do in fact have those.
Also, using whatever default sans-serif font the computer pops up when you open a new document? That's not low-effort, that's no effort at all. But besides the graphic design, what is it one does in one's last year of university that requires scissors? Way to make yourself sound speddy af. He could at least have mentioned "left-handed desks," except someone would come along and point out that universities do in fact have those.
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The one thing actual normal fully socialized American Catholics largely hate above and beyond anything else is what they scornfully describe as "Holy Rollers". Basically Evangelical Catholics who go around telling everyone else they are doing it wrong. The laity as a group largely loathes zealots. (Religion is to be practiced privately in your own head or quietly and sleepily for one hour on Sunday while the priest speaks, AND NOT ONE MINUTE MORE!!! Some exceptions can be made for Weddings and Funerals provided food and booze is served.) I think the Priests would view Skylar as a great candidate for Exorcism, simply under the reasoning " Why the Fuck not, this kids annoying and I've always wanted to try this. It seems more fun than passing the collection plate another go round. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! FETCH ME THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!"
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Yeah he's fucking using like Arial, even if he had tried harder that design is still atrocious, even from the standpoint of what I think he was going for in the composition of it.
Got Milk? Is a good witty minimalist poster campaign. It's quick, it's kinda cute, people liked it. What the fuck is this? The snark is stupid at best but the data he selects for his campaign comes of as being tangential. "LGBT:3.5%"--Of what? The general population? The college? 3.5% of LGBT People are going to be offended by your phenomenally stupid poster? It looks like he just took two statistics and then made an autistic joke that doesn't really relate to those two statistics and you kind of have to be autistic to get it anyway.
Not to mention that the whole point of design is visual communication. You dont just throw out stats and then go, "It's a minimalist campaign!" No, it's nothing at all because you didnt get your fucking point across. Minimalism is not just black and white, stripping everything away but the bones. It's an aesthetic but it's got some flesh to it, you cant just be lazy and put in minimal effort--you actually have to put quite a bit of thought behind it.
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re-read what you wrote
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Okay, and? Skylar left the hyphen out of "left-handed." There is no hyphen on Skylar's poster. In basic graphic design classes, he would have been taught to make sure the text is correct before you start slapping it on leaflets or posters. As Duck Sucker seems to agree, the poster looks like Skylar put in zero effort. The hill he chose to die on, academically, was handled stupidly down to the smallest detail. Off the Internet, hyphen shit still matters to the credibility of a poster. And Skylar pulled the pin, threw it, and held the grenade. Get it now?
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But that's wrong. That's the default spelling in the OED for instance. I see how you were writing that now, but it looked offhand like you were saying the opposite.
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Not being an OED subscriber, I looked it up in Merriam-Webster. It is correctly "left-handed" with the hyphen. I meant Skylar's poster is missing the hyphen that would have been correctly there.
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Greetings once again to Farms of Kiwi.
Fancy Bear mention last time that no further action will be of takings regarding Mr.Ittner. However...despite very public and fair disclosure of cybers for purposes of teachings, Mr.Ittner has still not secured accounts nor made changes to passwords. Fancy Bear make use of Python script again to confirm same password to Mr.Ittner's Reddit, Wiki, mail, ect. ect.
Unacceptable.
In response, please see below.
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/
And
https://lol.netsyms.com
Is catchy tune no? We fill Mr.Ittner's security hole with much love and with tampon soaked in vodka.
Fancy Bear is of hoping this near complete compromise of the personal and work sites will help Mr.Ittner see of his error and begin steps of remediation. Seeing as Mr.Ittner's sub-domain of gay.keepcarrollcatholic.com was willingly defaced by hand of Ittner himself, this prove odd scenario when Fancy Bear is of ACTUALLY defacing same page of website days later!!! Fancy Bear has kept former sub domain of http://gay.keepcarrollcatholic.com alive and well.
Imagine if Mr.Ittner was of having ACTUAL clientele. Scenario of many nightmares. Full access to not just Netsyms fluff, but as managed service provider, all clientele domains.
Fortunately you sees not much important business. Please be of learning @Skylar Ittner!!!
Fancy Bear have much much more to detail, but needings of work hours. In meantime Fancy Bears warns greatly of accessing main Netsyms site. Fancy Bear find suspicious APK Android file placed by Ittner on Netsyms.com, but needing of time for reverse-engineering. Protection defense cyber is of importance too, not beings of only offense team here!!! File/hash submitted to best security vendor, Kaspersky Labs. Maybe blacklisting be done soon by Kaspersky and of other security vendors.
Until then, Fancy Bear thanks @Null for shiny trophy of many achievements.
From Russia with great affection,
- Fancy Bear
Fancy Bear mention last time that no further action will be of takings regarding Mr.Ittner. However...despite very public and fair disclosure of cybers for purposes of teachings, Mr.Ittner has still not secured accounts nor made changes to passwords. Fancy Bear make use of Python script again to confirm same password to Mr.Ittner's Reddit, Wiki, mail, ect. ect.
Unacceptable.
In response, please see below.
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/
And
https://lol.netsyms.com
Is catchy tune no? We fill Mr.Ittner's security hole with much love and with tampon soaked in vodka.
Fancy Bear is of hoping this near complete compromise of the personal and work sites will help Mr.Ittner see of his error and begin steps of remediation. Seeing as Mr.Ittner's sub-domain of gay.keepcarrollcatholic.com was willingly defaced by hand of Ittner himself, this prove odd scenario when Fancy Bear is of ACTUALLY defacing same page of website days later!!! Fancy Bear has kept former sub domain of http://gay.keepcarrollcatholic.com alive and well.
Imagine if Mr.Ittner was of having ACTUAL clientele. Scenario of many nightmares. Full access to not just Netsyms fluff, but as managed service provider, all clientele domains.
Fortunately you sees not much important business. Please be of learning @Skylar Ittner!!!
Fancy Bear have much much more to detail, but needings of work hours. In meantime Fancy Bears warns greatly of accessing main Netsyms site. Fancy Bear find suspicious APK Android file placed by Ittner on Netsyms.com, but needing of time for reverse-engineering. Protection defense cyber is of importance too, not beings of only offense team here!!! File/hash submitted to best security vendor, Kaspersky Labs. Maybe blacklisting be done soon by Kaspersky and of other security vendors.
Until then, Fancy Bear thanks @Null for shiny trophy of many achievements.
From Russia with great affection,
- Fancy Bear
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I've always known Russia was the greatest country.
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So, Skylar Ittner literally refers to himself as a "computer scientist" and yet didn't change his passwords for days after seeing that @Fancy Bear had publicly demonstrated that they had hacked into his accounts and had the current passwords. Outstanding.
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This line alone: Deserves More Likes.
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I was reading through the threads on his shitty Keep Carroll Catholic FB page, and at one point he starts arguing with an alum that's clearly well informed about the college and it's relationship with the higher clergy. When asked if Skylar had thought to take this issue to the local Bishop, and followed the clerical chain of command with his complaints, Skylar's response was essentially "REEEEEEEE you said I was crazy!" "REEEEEEEEE you're saying things that I don't agree with!" "REEEEEEE people aren't doing what I want!"
Yeah, that'll translate well to the workplace.... Good job Mama Ittner, you've managed to make your sped of a son into an arrogant, insufferable ass, with a "skill set" that has zero application in real life. But hey, I guess he's still your pwecious wittle baby, so that's something.
Edit; Ittner referring to himself as a "computer scientist..."
As @Fancy Bear has proven now several times this isn't true. Skylar I'm starting an Imgur gallery of shit you say that didn't fucking happen. I'm 100% sure you got yourself banned from Walmart, but I'd being willing to be you were fucking around with the credit card reader because you think you're some kind of L33T Haxor, got told to leave it alone and rather than act like a fucking adult and do what you were told, you chimped out and started screeching about how you were actually helping Walmart's security out or some other bullshit story. Did your mom drive you home afterwards?
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It's two words when used as a noun or a verb, a hyphenated word when used as an adjective. Basic AP Style.
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That's basically what he acknowledged happened, in his own words. He just tried to put a ridiculous spin on it that literally made commenters reference r/iamverysmart. lol
He straight up said that he googled a POS terminal model "because he's a computer scientist," then rebooted it (which any entry level retail employee can learn to do from googling) and boasted to a staff member about it, at which point they rolled their eyes and were like "worst case scenario you were messing with the machine to run a skimming scam and best case scenario you were messing with the machine just to be a dick and inconvenience us, either way you're banned" and he acted like a smug dipshit. He even mentioned he was "waiting for [his] ride to finish up" at the time, so yes, you can guarantee his mom drove him home. lol
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It's his version of writing "Hexbox suxx" on store displays and censoring Magic Mike dvds with a marker.
Except Skylar isn't a hillbilly caveman like OPL and uses his 1337 computer haxx0r skills instead of pens.
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But......left-handed scissors totally exist.