Careercow Jordan Vogt-Roberts - The Director with the Thinnest Skin

[AngeloTheWizard]

Some days, you gotta work for it. Other days, the cow walks up to the guillotine itself.

The story starts with CinemaSins, a knowingly stupid Youtube channel that autistically nitpicks movies by way of "sins". Anything from a minor continuity error to actual storytelling fuck-ups gets sinned. They willingly call themselves "assholes" in their Everything Wrong With CinemaSins video, though, so it's pretty obvious they're tongue in cheek.

Enter Jordan Vogt-Roberts. You may know him as the Director of such acclaimed titles as Successful Alcoholics, Single Dads, Kings of Summer, and more recently, Kong: Skull Island, a movie where even Samuel L Jackson doesn't seem to give a fuck. So CinemaSins did a video about Kong: Skull Island, as they do, and Jordan lost his goddamn mind.

This is not the first time Jordan loses his mind over getting heckled by the crowd, however. This episode of an old comedy podcast has him allegedly walking out after being heckled by callers.

https://player.fm/series/the-red-bar-radio-show/old-bar-jordan-vogt-roberts-walks-out

But, as the tweets above so helpfully inform you, he did in fact make a video about CinemaSins! And I believe this is the one, courtesy of @The Valeyard

Bonus: Irony.

More tweets:

IMDB Page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3611349/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I suspect this "man" will continue to generate lulz, but possibly only in sporadic bursts. Only when his movies get made fun of.

Also, with apologies to @Sexy Times Hitler , but I'm not relinking his Twitter rant that goes on for longer then Blob Fucking Chimpman's twitter rants, so I'm just quoting what STH put in the Salt Thread.

lol, Jordan went on an even longer rant today, but he's not upset, you are!

Spoiler: Even by the standards of TL;DR, this is insanely long.

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[Gordon Cole]

If he's flipping his shit over CinemaSins, he's gonna lose his mind once people ream him for fucking up the Metal Gear movie.

Also, with apologies to @Sexy Times Hitler , but I'm not relinking his Twitter rant that goes on for longer then Blob Fucking Chimpman's twitter rants, so I'm just quoting what STH put in the Salt Thread.

It's no biggie, all that matters is spreading the word about this idiot.

 

[The Fool]

He's a bad director and I would not have sex while his movies are playing

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

If he's flipping his shit over CinemaSins, he's gonna lose his mind once people ream him for fucking up the Metal Gear movie.

It's no biggie, all that matters is spreading the word about this idiot.

Even IMDB lists that as merely rumored. Yeah, I know it's a glorified Wikipedia, but still, if it's rumored to that brand of autists, it barely exists for us.

Also, enjoy Jordan sharpening his axe.

They won't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

They won't.

I hope they make one as a joke video just to fuck with him some more.

 

[Lackadaisy]

>spergs about CinemaSins videos being "too long" at 18 minutes
>writes full length essays about it on Twitter

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I hope they make one as a joke video just to fuck with him some more.

"I'm not gonna lie to you guys, we didn't actually watch this movie cause it was kinda dull, so we're just gonna make up random Sins as we go along. Cool? Cool." *ding*

"Also, we know long videos can be upsetting to people, so we made sure to make this one only 17 minutes long. Good thing too, we would have looked like real assholes if we spent 18 minutes sinning a movie. But 17 should be just fine." *ding*

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If he's flipping his shit over CinemaSins, he's gonna lose his mind once people ream him for fucking up the Metal Gear movie.

Hell, if he's flipping out over CinemaSins, no one show him the review the Guardian made on Kong.

 

[The Fool]

Hell, if he's flipping out over CinemaSins, no one show him the review the Guardian made on Kong.

Quick someone show him the review the Guardian made on Kong.

 

[Shokew]

All of his movies, etc. are pretentious garbage and CS would be doing the right thing to make fun of them, too, now that I've done some digging on them - too bad I know they won't, nor should they, knowing it will inflate this crybaby's ego.

This guy is just another starving artist who thinks his crap is what everyone should want, rather than what they want (or more honestly, choose for themselves.). I said it before - CS did right by exposing this crybaby to us.

 

[Coldgrip]

He could always do what Uwe Boll does and challenge critics to boxing matches.

Unless one of those critics can kick his ass, then he remains strangely silent.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The guy only directed two films (I'm not counting his documentary as a film), and Kong is his most successful and was an okay monster flick. Man, his ego blew up pretty quick.

Also he looks like Mr. Twit from Roald Dahl's The Twits.

If he's flipping his shit over CinemaSins, he's gonna lose his mind once people ream him for fucking up the Metal Gear movie.

That'll be fucking amazing. Even better is Columbia and Sony Pictures are involved, so it's already dead in the water for some folks.

 

[DumbDosh]

Roberts does have thin skin and shouldn't have sperged out, but CinemaSins churns out shitty videos constantly.

All he should've said was CinemaSins is a shit youtube channel devoid of original or interesting content.

 

[nad7155]

Fay Wray's spirit is not happy about this.

 

[escapegoat]

He could always do what Uwe Boll does and challenge critics to boxing matches.

Unless one of those critics can kick his ass, then he remains strangely silent.

Maybe Null could pull a Lowtax for forumbux?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I have no idea what the context is.

https://tweetsave.com/vogtroberts/status/898595823881080832

EDIT: If I had to guess, mark Jordan as another moron who uses pop culture for political metaphors. Cause this tweet is probably something about fighting Nazis, again.

 

[DrGayHitler]

His criticisms of CinemaSins are all on point. Cinema Sins fucking sucks ass.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh my fucking god...

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Oh my fucking god...

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He's been possessed by MovieBob and/or Dobson
God help us all.

 

[money bunny]

Who even gives this much of a shit about CinemaSins? It's a channel for unfunny spergs who can't relax and enjoy anything to high-five each other over noticing tiny nitpicks (movies are sometimes...unrealistic?! Ohhh noooo!). If this guy actually had any confidence in his work he'd just shrug it off instead of making a dissertation.